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21  Forum / The Buzz Central / Re: "Why I Do Not Wear Pants" - Tonto Dikeh on: 8-09-2011 10:22 AM
Quote from: donrubybaby on  8-09-2011 09:40 AM
good for her i think its cool
U no dey shame abi? I am sure that u too, u dont put on pants! Birds of the same feather...
22  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Ghana yobbing 9ja! on: 11-08-2011 12:13 AM
LOL "Thank God we’re not a Nigerians" see grama!
I cant stop laughing at this...
23  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Ghana yobbing 9ja! on: 10-08-2011 11:49 PM
Damn! guys check out this:
Ghanian artist abusing Nigerians....  just like Pot calling cattle black!

Kofi is a common name, that’s what even I say
But a Ghana man will never call a child Friday
Thank God we’re not Nigerians

Always shouting very loud, don’t know how to whisper
And why say Mistor, instead of Mister
Thank God we’re not a Nigerians

You like school more than any African I’ve seen
Simple thirteen, you still say tharteen
Thank God we’re not a Nigerians

They ban the whole team, you can’t even play
Can’t you just say Hi, what is Ki lon sele
Thank God we’re not a Nigerians

You barely qualify, then get stuck
President Goodluck but you still suck
Thank God we’re not Nigerians

Instead of Hamburger or Pizza with ham
You eat Egusi with pounded yam
Thank God we’re not Nigerians

Always trying to show off, even when you eat
One soup, no vegetable but twelve different meat
Thank God we’re not a Nigerians

Fela was a great Musician, yes of course
(Inaudible) something drugs
Thank God we’re not Nigerians

You created Nollywood,yes more of it
But too many witches and wizards in your film
Thank God we’re not a Nigerians

Always in traditional wear everywhere
Haven’t you hear of Armani wear
Thank God we’re not a Nigerians

For example shining five piece agbada
You can look very good in Dolce and Gabbana
Thank God we’re not a Nigerians

Not going anywhere fast, let’s just stroll
Traffic everywhere, many bad bad roads
Thank God we’re not a Nigerians

No street light from Oregun to Ikeja
Four four, join join two two on okada
Thank God we’re not a Nigerians

Extra page in your passport to pass and go
You have learn very well from Obasanjo
Thank God we’re not Nigerians

Email fraud, Pyramid, 419
Oh that’s not fine
Thank God we’re not a Nigerians
But at least you are better than Liberians
24  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Nigerian Boy Invents Generator Propelled Car [Pic Inside] on: 29-07-2011 09:06 PM
Quote from: ourhearts on 29-07-2011 02:03 PM
poorly made but a good try. Looks like Boko Haram on mission...

WISE MAN! Me too, I fear ooo!
25  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Petrol Tanker Crushes 3 cars in Surulere Lagos on: 24-07-2011 12:02 PM
 A petroleum tanker driver on Thursday smashed his vehicle into three cars on Funsho Williams Road in Surulere, Lagos no life was lost in the accident.

An eyewitness, who gave his name as Akin Johnson, alleged that the accident was caused by a car which broke down on the major road.

He said that the driver of a Toyota Camry, with Reg. No. FD742-LND, while trying to avoid a broken down vehicle, was hit by the tanker driver.

Johnson said that the Camry driver in turn ran into a Volvo car with Reg. No. NE 200-AAN.

He said that after hitting the Toyota Camry, the tanker driver ran into a compound, crushing two more cars and destroying a PHCN transformer.

“The Camry driver swerved to the left in order not to hit a Volvo car that suddenly broke down on the way, but hit another car in the process.

“The tanker driver was trying to manoeuvre his way so as not to hit the Camry car, but he lost control, hit the Camry car before swerving into a compound and crushing the cars,” Johnson said.

Mrs Rosemary Ubajake, a lawyer and owner of the Camry, told NAN that she hit a Volvo car after being hit by the tanker driver.

“My car boot is crushed. The car in front of me was not really damaged because the owner zoomed off with the car,” she said.

Mr Lateef Adebowale, another legal practitioner, whose car was damaged by the tanker, said he parked his car in front of his office at 85, Funsho Williams Avenue, Lagos.

“Imagine, the tanker driver manoeuvred his way into the compound and crushed my car and another car. He also damaged the PHCN transformer in front of the compound.

“Tanker drivers are fond of driving recklessly. If not, how was he able to enter the compound to destroy property,” Adebowale said.

The driver, who gave his name as Seun Iyiola, wanted to escape after the accident but was caught by Adebowale.
The driver said that he could not explain how the accident happened.
26  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Lagos Task Force Sends 28 Prostitutes To Kirikiri Jail on: 9-07-2011 03:07 PM
Quote from: segxykay on  9-07-2011 02:58 PM
@name talk am, na wetin be your own for this mata, e dey vex me self, u no see good tin talk about, olofofo Angry Angry Angry Angry
GUY E BE LIKE SAY U SELF BE ZONBI:Smiley) Must u follow the guy (above u) 2 complain? Y didnt u complain at ur first post? ZOMBI! 2moro now 9ja go the talk, u self go follow talk say them too the follow follow.
27  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / A 30-YR-OLD MAN´S CONFESSION OF AN ASSASSIN on: 3-07-2011 01:24 PM
A 30-year-old man has sensationally confessed how he worked as a professional killer for years. According to Okey, who’s popularly known as IK, he killed many people for a fee. He, however, said that he repented the day his bid to kill a man in the church failed.

Speaking during a testimony time at the Lord’s Chosen Charismatic Church, Lagos, Okey said he was an itinerant assassin, who operated within and outside the country on the instructions of his boss, who they called Chairman. He said that people contacted his boss and paid for the assassination of others and he and his gang always executed the contract.

According to him, he worked with a five-man team, which broke through any security.  He said ever since his operation in church failed, he had not had peace. According to him, he eventually reviewed his past and decided to change. CLICK HERE TO READ MORE

28  Forum / The Buzz Central / Re: Some Ghanaian And Nigerian Actress That Cant Act on: 15-06-2011 12:08 AM
29  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Guinness names Filipino as world's shortest man on: 13-06-2011 02:11 PM
SINDANGAN, Philippines – A poor Filipino blacksmith's son who stands less than 2 feet (60 centimeters) tall was declared the world's shortest man by Guinness World Records on his 18th birthday Sunday, sparking a celebration in his hometown.
The title was bestowed on Junrey Balawing in Sindangan in the southern Philippines, with his parents, villagers and officials showering the coastal town's newly famous resident with a feast of roasted pigs and seafood, cake, balloons and cash gifts.
Balawing measured 23.5 inches (60 centimeters) during the ceremony attended by about 100 villagers and journalists at the town hall. Guinness World Records representative Craig Glenday presented Balawing with official recognition of his status as the shortest adult man in the world, with the framed certificate nearly reaching the ears of the standing recipient.
Balawing, who wore a white shirt emblazoned with the Guinness seal, took over the title from Khagendra Thapa Magar of Nepal, who is 26.4 inches (67 centimeters) tall, Glenday said.
Dozens of journalists descended on Sindangan, a fishing and farming town of 90,000 located about 450 miles (730 kilometers) south of Manila, to cover the event.
"Thank you," Balawing told the crowd in a local dialect which was translated by his father, Reynaldo. Balawing tried repeatedly before managing to blow out the candles on the cake and clapped heartily each time the crowd applauded. He was later heard saying "Kapoy," or "I'm tired."

Balawing — who is about the size of a toddler and has a child's demeanor — needs to hold onto something to stand because of weak knees. He was photographed propping himself up with empty Coca-Cola bottles, which were taller than his waistline.
Balawing's mother grew teary-eyed during the ceremony, saying she was happy with her son's instant fame.
Glenday said he was struck by Balawing's lively personality and constant smile.
"Although he's short, he takes that in stride," Glenday told The Associated Press. "He has this cheeky smile."
Aside from the Guinness certificate, the crown does not come with any cash award. Glenday said he hopes the international fame will bring in gifts and donations, particularly medical supplies to ensure Balawing's health.
Nobody could explain why Balawing stopped growing two months after his birth, his father said, adding that he first walked with help from his parents when he was 5 years old.
Sindangan Vice Mayor Bess Jagonio, a doctor, speculated that he may have had an endocrine or a birth-related defect.
Balawing's brother and two sisters are all average size.
His family said they tried to send Balawing to school but withdrew him after he distracted other children's attention.
Local officials got the idea of informing the Guinness records committee about Balawing from journalists who learned about his size.
30  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Zimbabawe Unveils The Current Mr Ugly 2011 on: 12-06-2011 06:44 AM
Quote from: slimben on 11-06-2011 11:23 PM
better say you joking b4 i get OBJ here

Guy! Abeg no me talk an oooo!  Na copy & paste 4m the internet!
31  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Zimbabawe Unveils The Current Mr Ugly 2011 on: 11-06-2011 11:15 PM
Some people will not kill someborri. So apparently there's a pageant in Zimbabwe called Mr. Ugly. And every year, contestants come out in their hundreds to win the title. This year's pageant which took place sometime last month May and was won by Austin Mbewe, 30, pictured above with his runners-up. After winning the title, Austin told a Zimbabwean Newspaper, "I have been a subject of ridicule from society since childhood and the world has seen that there is a beautiful side to my ugliness."

The organizer of the pageant is a Zimbabwean man called Lovemore Chonzi with endorsed from Zimbabwe Tourism Authority. WTH? lol. There has to be something wrong with these people!

But think about it, if they had a pageant like this in Naija, Obasanjo or Taribo West, who do you think will win? Just kidding, lol. No one is ugly, just unattractive
32  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Breaking news: 24 hour curfew imposed on Kaduna on: 18-04-2011 02:05 PM
Quote from: solid_solid on 18-04-2011 01:46 PM

meaning what? If u know u dnt have any thing reasonable 2 say, why dnt u jst "shut up ur mouth"?  furiously funny!
33  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: MEET THE WORLD'S TALLEST TENNAGER! (Page 4) on: 13-04-2011 03:19 PM
O boy! how the channel O go be? LOL As tall as she is, her channel O will be like "well" hahahahhahahahahahhhahahahahahhahahhahhahahahahhahahahhahahah
Abi na lie??
34  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Nigerian (Warri / Pidgin) Slangs and Their Meanings (Page 41) on: 16-03-2011 03:42 PM
35  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Woman Marries Her Dog In Ghana (Page 2) on: 10-03-2011 11:35 PM
Abeg make una no vex ooo, Where did they wed? in a church or in a shrine? NA WA!

Tufia!, tufia!, tufia kwa!
36  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: WOMAN MARRIES HER DOG IN GHANA on: 10-03-2011 11:30 PM
Quote from: pholake on 10-03-2011 10:40 PM
Who tell am say dogs dey faithful than men? Dogs wey dey sleep with dem mama, sisters and anything... Let her continue fantasizing until d dog sees some beautiful bitches in the next d way, wetin human-dog cross-breeding go born?

LOL Human dog! or dogman! lol
37  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Catholic Church Slaps Ban On Indecent Dressing on: 22-02-2011 04:47 PM
The Catholic Church in Kumasi has slapped a ban on indecent dressing by members of the church.
The decision was taken at a meeting of church leaders in January 2011, but is now in the headlines after the issue of provocative dressing took centre stage in Parliament on Friday, February 19.

Over the last few years there have been growing concerns about increasing levels of indecent dressing within the church, as church leaders appear to have relaxed long standing dressing codes.

In a bid to reverse the trend, the Catholic Church announced a ban on indecent dressing over the weekend, with warnings that offenders will not be allowed to worship with the church.

Rev Monsignor Douglas Peters, Vicar General responsible for the Catholic Arch Diocese of Kumasi told Citi News that Ghanaians are copying blindly from the Western world and urged his congregation to be guided by the spirit of morality.

“We have been picking from other countries and we are destroying ourselves, not everything European or American is good for Ghana. We should be guided by morality, so if you are a fashion designer or Christian, be guided by the morality of the church, that is our goal”.

Rev Monsignor Douglas Peters rejected criticisms that the Church’s stance could offend constitutional provisions on freedom of expression.

“We are talking about freedom that gives you the opportunity covenantally to associate yourself with your God and that freedom should be dictated to you by your God and not you as a human being”.

“Your freedom ceases if you become a Christian and you listen to what God tells you. So it is not an imposition, we are not telling people not to do what they want to do but if you are truly a Christian and you are following Jesus Christ and you have particular ethics, then let that way of life be the life you lead
38  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / WHO OWN THE BABY, THE MAN OR THE WOMAN? on: 18-02-2011 09:39 AM
A man & his wife were in court 4 divorce. D problem is who gets d custody of d child. D wife jumps up & said, ur honour I brought d child in 2 this world in pains & labour, he should be in my custody. D Judge turns to d husband & ask what he has 2 say. D man then said calmly ur honour, if i put my ATM card into an ATM machine & cash comes out... whose cash is it?:.............. D machine's or mine?
39  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: marriage palaba on: 17-02-2011 07:00 PM
Quote from: Teeteeylaryor on 17-02-2011 03:19 PM
the husband self mumu small.............funny little but i no laugh Grin Grin Grin Grin

40  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Lucy Adeniji: Shady Nigerian Pastor Jailed For Child Slavery And Fraud on: 16-02-2011 10:52 PM
Quote from: popo2009 on 16-02-2011 10:48 PM
Quote from: mcnabb43 on 16-02-2011 06:50 PM
So typical why do all Nigerians have to be thieves or scammers.  Every one Ihave met is a scammer or a thief.  What kind of people are you?
To answer ur useless question
We are the best in human race.
Those people you claimed to hv met are nt
real Nigerians

God bless u bro! I like that....
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