If nah guys dey around, nah d baby I go catch.
But if nah chicks plenty..... Walahi, I no know which one I go catch...

Nice project .....problem now lies in marketing the idea to the citizens......
To do dat, dey need the strong support of the FG, which I don't think dey hav 4 now.....

This is so bad....na im type Boko Haram dey recruit...

Hahaha......u'r so funny, Mr. Bankole...who r u tryna fool?

Dis is the lady dat was said 2 hav rejected the "Nood role"......nice 2 know she's been blessed wif a beta one. Gudluck, lady!


By the way, Mr. 50...i will vote 4 u, so just ease down, alright?.....

Sorry, but I think it was Onyedikachi dat tried to save Onuoha n was killed in the process...

The same curiosity dat drove Eve to test dat apple...in a bid 2 find out if she was missin somthn.....

'Foreign under-cover intelligence operatives have since moved into Nigeria in the aftermath of the Police Headquarters bomb blast to unravel the perpetrators and sponsors of the recurring incidents of explosions'

Short-term consequence    =    they help us conquer Boko Haram quickly.
Long-term consequence    =     they gain access to the schematics of Nigeria's security and defence structure, thereby, making the country vulnerable to external manipulation.
Financial cost of the operation = Diz expatriates wud be paid per hour in USD.... accomodation (In a 5-star hotel), transpotation (air-tickets), etc, expenses wud be covered by the govt.

At the end, the nigerian govt wud spend billions on foreigners whose real motive might be espionage, instead of adequately equipping the nation's local intelligence agencies....considerin the fact dat dey are the ones who wud carry on wif the job of maintaining peace when the expatriates are gone.

Funny ......poor photoshopping, tho...

WTF!.... The otha day, it was "fightin over Ludo-game".....2dy it's over a gal......perhaps, it was a girl dat caused the former as well, who knows.....RIP, Onyi.
But wetin dey worry all diz small boys sef?

Dis story reminds me of the proverbial cat which tasted the blood of a rat n realized wat it had been missin all the while.....
Diz terrorists hav now realized the new power dat an IED can give dem......dey hav now realised dat dey can do wateva dey want wif an explosive device n go scot-free...

Sorry, bro.....be sure 2 inquire abt the security arrangements on ground next tym, alright?....Goodluck!

Maybe im late friend don win am 4 woman game b4, so, e com carry bad belle 4 am...... Pity the boy, tho... coz thr's no comin back 4rm dis one....

 

Did u just say doz words above my comment?....Bro, accordin to the 2006 census, pple in my state numbered 2,833,999.....so how can one win wif a mere 3,000 votes?....Pls, undastand dat I dont hav anythn against Buhari....n no hard feelings 4 u either....just made a comment stating the mind of my pple....

Mr. President, just give diz Onitsha and Aba guyz the licence to import freely, n I bet u, dey wil do 2 cement wat dey did 2 electronics....u'l be surprised 2 find a bag going 4 as low as N500...

Nigerian Romeo n Juliet...

Don’t know abt u Mr. Keyamo, but knowin the mind of my pple in the South-East, I had predicted dat Buhari was not going 2 get up to 1,000 votes 4rm my state……..luckily 4 him, he got abt 3,000.

So, I don’t agree wif u on the South-East angle……

Their passionate embrace was juxtaposed against a fierce-looking team of riot police. Which, of course, makes the couple the Internet's latest sweethearts.

Scott Jones and Alexandra Thomas were caught in the middle of the post-Stanley Cup riots Wednesday night in Vancouver. And when Thomas was “knocked down by a shield” by riot police, her boyfriend Jones stooped down to help and comfort her with a kiss. It was an innocent act, propelled into the spotlight thanks to a well-timed camera.

Their smooch, captured by Getty Images photographer Rich Lam, has quickly gone viral as a quite paradoxical photo. At first, many wondered about the kissers' identity and if their kiss was possibly staged. (The Internet is notoriously skeptical, particularly about love.) But once the smoochers were identified by name, the Internet fell in love.

Their embrace amid the chaos in the streets made for a touching photo. The 29-year-old Jones, originally from Perth, Australia, is seen on top of Thomas, kissing her, as shield-laden riot police keep protesting Canucks fans at bay. “When I first saw it, I thought, ‘No way, that's not ... I can't believe that's us,' ” Thomas told the Toronto Star.

Court wedding? ----  no clergyman, just a judge n a witness....quiet type wifout ceremony.