Take this message to two great hunters (rihanaaa and jessic)

Date: 07-11-2012 10:45 am (11 years ago) | Author: kenneth donatus
- at 7-11-2012 10:45 AM (11 years ago)
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Rihana decided to follow her friend jessic on a hunting trip deep in the forest of Okomu reserve in Iguobazuwa. Rihannaa has never gone hunting while jessic has hunted all her life. When they got to the middle of the forest, jessic told rihanaa to sit by a tree and not make a sound while she checks out an antelope trail.
After she got about a quarter of a mile away, jessic heard a blood-curling scream which scared away nearby antelope. She rushed back to rihanaa and yelled; "I think I tell you say make you quiet?"
rihanaa replied : "Shuo, I try o, I really try. When green snake waka pass my leg I nor shake body or make peem sound. When gorilla come dey breath hot and smelly smelly air for my face, I nor shake body or make shekele sound. But when two squirrel waka enter my Bosom s, one cometell the other one say,"Chei, see as this two oranges  big like pawpaw, we nor go fit chop dem finish for here, so make we pluck and carry dem go home", naim I come start to halla o!!!!
    lol......

Posted: at 7-11-2012 10:45 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- buoyantic at 7-11-2012 10:57 AM (11 years ago)
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I JUST CALLED TO SAY
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YOUUUUU . . . Smiley
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Posted: at 7-11-2012 10:57 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- micc at 7-11-2012 01:08 PM (11 years ago)
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rubbish
Posted: at 7-11-2012 01:08 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 7-11-2012 01:22 PM (11 years ago)
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I hope say no be my own rehannaa u dey talk about Angry Angry
Posted: at 7-11-2012 01:22 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- jessymic at 7-11-2012 01:37 PM (11 years ago)
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 Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy so poster did they pluck the oranges  Huh? Huh?
Posted: at 7-11-2012 01:37 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- emmanuelboy at 7-11-2012 01:45 PM (11 years ago)
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Ur own big pass cossy own
Posted: at 7-11-2012 01:45 PM (11 years ago) | Newbie
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- buoyantic at 7-11-2012 02:02 PM (11 years ago)
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Commenter ask ur frnd rihanaa weder doz animals pluck her oranges....
Posted: at 7-11-2012 02:02 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jessymic at 7-11-2012 02:08 PM (11 years ago)
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i go take style ask her hubby  Wink
Posted: at 7-11-2012 02:08 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- zeigbo at 7-11-2012 02:12 PM (11 years ago)
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Una go think say I dey follow una play Angry Angry Angry
Posted: at 7-11-2012 02:12 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- ANELEEVEREST at 7-11-2012 07:42 PM (11 years ago)
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COSSY OWN SMALL NA
Posted: at 7-11-2012 07:42 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ExpertTbright at 7-11-2012 08:13 PM (11 years ago)
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poster u mean say dıa yeye don reach dat level  Huh?
Posted: at 7-11-2012 08:13 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- esther_ehi at 8-11-2012 08:08 AM (11 years ago)
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hahaha vry funny
Posted: at 8-11-2012 08:08 AM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Rihannaaa at 8-11-2012 08:13 AM (11 years ago)
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Poster, u smoke lipton tea? This joke no sweet kobokobo  Undecided
Posted: at 8-11-2012 08:13 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Rihannaaa at 8-11-2012 08:18 AM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: zeigbo on  7-11-2012 02:12 PM
Una go think say I dey follow una play Angry Angry Angry
My sweet potato, dont mind them. They no fit take me from u. That poster don smoke ganja Cheesy
Posted: at 8-11-2012 08:18 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 8-11-2012 08:59 PM (11 years ago)
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Na skunk him smoke Embarrassed
Posted: at 8-11-2012 08:59 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- ExpertTbright at 8-11-2012 09:05 PM (11 years ago)
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na una sabı oooo
Posted: at 8-11-2012 09:05 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- mary11 at 4-05-2013 05:23 PM (11 years ago)
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Posted: at 4-05-2013 05:23 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- jossy4reall at 4-05-2013 07:13 PM (11 years ago)
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una yeye don pass be kiaful
Posted: at 4-05-2013 07:13 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- cadanre at 5-05-2013 09:21 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: buoyantic on  7-11-2012 10:57 AM
I JUST CALLED TO SAY
I
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YOUUUUU . . . Smiley
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Kopi & Pest.
Posted: at 5-05-2013 09:21 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- Slicksilvers at 5-05-2013 10:38 PM (11 years ago)
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cosy orange hmm.... abi Rihnnas....
Posted: at 5-05-2013 10:38 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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