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1  Forum / The Buzz Central / Re: Hottest Nigerian Music For Week 2 Of February 2017 On Naijapals on: 10-02-2017 08:51 PM
pain killer  .
2  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Yahoo Plus: Conversation Between a Ghanaian Scammer Trying to Scam a Nigerian Scammer on: 30-06-2016 09:51 AM
Onye ohi... lolz
3  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: WTF! Lady Causes Stir After Sharing Pics Of 4 Boyfriends Who Died After Dating Her on: 23-04-2016 10:01 AM
Maybe this comment wont be important for the majority of people here. Some of you will ignore it, most of yall wont bother to read and it'll go unnoticed along with other comments .Maybe I'll be criticized for this but i just want to let yall know I'm selling Banana.
4  Forum / Forum Games / Re: FORUM GAME: Bet You Will Fail This Simple Children's Brain Teaser (Photo) on: 17-02-2016 06:51 PM
half coconut is 1... apple is 10 nd banana is = 15
5  Forum / Politics / Re: Statement Olisa Metuh Tore Was Linking Jonathan To The N400M Fraud - EFCC on: 1-02-2016 08:47 AM
Too early to conclude or point fingers
6  Forum / The Buzz Central / Re: Fuji Star, Pasuma Bought A Brand New Car To Daughter As She Mark Her 25th Birthday on: 23-01-2016 04:54 PM
na so her leg be?
7  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: quarrel between a rich and a poor man on: 11-11-2015 06:43 PM
Buahahahahahaaaaaaa...una don mak me laf sotee i fall insyd gutter.
8  Forum / The Buzz Central / Re: Family Is Always A Beautiful Song, Mikel Obi's Girlfriend Gushes About Him and The Twins on: 6-11-2015 08:35 AM
Mary11..... Soonest Naijapals will build small bungalow for u and your fifteen thousand Naira colleagues dat u all will be sleepin there as una like.  #Nice family at Obi nd olga.
9  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: #KenyansVsNigerians: Nigerians And Kenyans Come For Each Other On Twitter (See Funny Tweets) on: 30-10-2015 09:10 AM
A typical kenyan student.. Buahahahahahahahahahhahahaahaha!!
10  Forum / Sports / Re: Peruvian Fans Hire Witch Doctors To Stop Sanchez From Scoring Goals - Photo on: 14-10-2015 09:34 AM
He's an Arsenal Player... (ex barca player my foot)
11  Forum / The Buzz Central / Re: Money Speaking!!! Floyd Mayweather Flaunts Thousand of Dollars to Advertise His Branded Caps on: 9-10-2015 11:10 AM
Regardless of flaunting .. The cap make sence xpecially the one with 3stars nd united nation multiple stars
12  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Woman Parades Husband Naked After Catching Him Molesting 9 Years Old Househelp [Graphic Photo] on: 2-10-2015 06:59 PM
Haba mana... E neva reach cuting Nne.
13  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Woman Parades Husband Naked After Catching Him Molesting 9 Years Old Househelp [Graphic Photo] on: 2-10-2015 06:37 PM
The thing dey like Gala for the woman hand.
14  Forum / Law and Crime / Re: 26 Years Old Man Opens Fire On College Students In Oregon, 10 Killed [Photos] on: 2-10-2015 10:33 AM
''As soon as the shooting started,students started calling 911,the police arrieved ALMOST IMMEDIATELY and engaged in a gun fight with d suspect.''  In Naija,we called d police and dey arrieved 3hrs after d suspect had left. D day my legs will enter US ..bye bye 2 9ja.
15  Forum / The Buzz Central / Re: PHOTOS: Nollywood Actress/Evangelist Eucharia Anunobi Stuns in White For Tinsel Charity Ball Eve on: 2-10-2015 08:35 AM
She looks like a Cat fish...can sum1 plz throw her back inside the pond ?
16  Forum / Law and Crime / Re: Man Who Murdered His Father and Removed His Heart Reports Himself to The Police on: 30-09-2015 12:49 PM
Una done make me bite my tongue bcos say i wan pronounce Septuagenarian. Make una dey use small small gramma naa! Or Abbreviate am to Septua or 74yrs.
17  Forum / The Buzz Central / Re: RIP: Photos From Actor Chigozie Atuanya's Late Father's Burial (Photos) on: 31-08-2015 06:54 AM
Rip sir...   U see That man at victor osuagwu's back is his elder brother.   
18  Forum / The Buzz Central / Re: ''I Am Pregnant For Dammy Krane And He Wants An Abortion''; Babcock Lady Cries Out on: 9-06-2015 11:35 AM
Help me say Amin oo...
19  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Who Are They? Army Claim The 200 Girls Rescued In The Sambisa Forest Are Not The Chibok Girls on: 29-04-2015 09:07 AM
#playing Eldee song ..''Na wash''.
20  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Little Johnny on: 13-04-2015 11:47 AM
Little johnny was in the class and the Teacher announced that they were going to try something different to help everyone get to know each other a little better and to help with their spelling. She explained,''i want you to stand up and give us the occupation of your father,spell it and say one thing he would give us all if he was here today.

First student raised her hand to volunteer ''Alabi'' the teacher said ''you may go first''

Alabi replied '' my father is a banket '' B-A-N-K-E-R'' and if he was here today,he will give us all a shiny new penny.

The teacher said ''very nice alabi'' who want to go next?

Jossy stod up '' my father is a baker ''B-A-K-E-R'' and if he was here today,he would give us all a freshly baked cookie''
'very good' the teacher told jossy.  zeigbo was next. My father is an accountant. A-k, no wait... A-C-K no,  Emm Emm.. A-K-O..

Before he could attempt to spell it once more,the Teacher cut him off and told him to sit back down nd think about it for a while when he thought he knew how to spell it,he could stand back up and try.

Little johnny raised his hand in excitement. Johnny said ''my father is a bookee. ''B-O-O-K-E-E''. And if he was here today,he will give us all 20:1  odd zeigbo will never be able to spell accountant.

One night,as couple lays down for bed,the husband starts rubbing his wife's arm. The wife turns over and say's ''i'm sorry honey,i've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and i want to stay fresh. The husband rejected  turns over.

A few minutes later,he rolls back and taps his wife again. '' Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?

A hot looking blond walks into a casino and wanders up to one of the craps table. She looks at the two table handlers and says '' i want to bet $25,000 dollers. It's all the money i have. The only request is that i play Private as i have found that this provides me the most luck at winning. The two men agreed and watch anxiously as the woman unbuttons her blouse,removes it and then removes her bra. She puts the money down on the table and rolls the dice.  As the dice stopped,sge starts jumping up and down screaming ,'' I WON, I WON, I WON!  she gathers her money put the chips in her bag,pulls on her shirt and walks out.

The two men  at d table (jossy nd zeigbo)  look at each other. Jossy asked zeigbo.. ,'' so what did she roll? Zeigbo says '' i thought you were watching''

A sexy woman walks up to a counter and motions the bartender over. She starts to run her fingers through his hair and ask to speak to the manager.
The bartender replies ''sorry,the manager is out'' can i help u?

By this time the woman has run her fingers over his face and in his mouth where the horny bartender is gently sucking on them. She says'' you sure he isn't here?

The bartender mumbles through her fingers,''yes,he's out for another 2hours.  Are you sure there is nothing i can do to help? The woman then says ''Oh,i only wanted to tell him there's no toilet paper or soap in the ladies toilets.

Shout out to all ladies and gent who always come to Naijapals to read jokes,confessions,have fun and had good laugh but has no ID. You guys are still the best. Cheeers!
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