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Forum / The Buzz Central / Re: New Interview With Auntie Uche Jombo, Speaking About "The Damage" + Rumours |
on: 5-12-2011 10:11 AM
| Mak una nor dey drink panador for another man's headache,,,,,,,,,,,,,, I think the LADY wants to be sure not to choose the wrong one, Unlike Ini Edo.......lol  Ashawo hw u tak knw say she chose a wrong man. u r vry stupid 2 say that | | | | |
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Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Advanced Baby |
on: 3-12-2011 01:11 PM
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A baby was born that was so advanced that he could talk. He looked around the delivery room and saw the doctor. "Are you my doctor?", he asked.
"Yes, I am."
The baby said, "Thank you for taking such good care of me during birth."
He looked at his mother and asked, "Are you my mother?"
"Yes, I am," she said.
"Thank you for taking such good care of me before I was born," he said.
He then looked at his father and asked, "Are you my father?"
"Yes, I am," his father answered.
The baby motioned him to come closer, then poked him on the forehead with his index finger 5 times, saying, "I want you to know that that hurts!"
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Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Marriage Advice |
on: 3-12-2011 12:56 PM
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Marriage advice answered by elementary school students...
How do you decide who to marry?
You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.
- Alan, age 10
No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with.
- Kirsten, age 10
What is the right age to get married?
Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person forever by then.
- Camille, age 10
No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married.
- Freddie, age 6
How can a stranger tell if two people are married?
You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.
- Derrick, age 8
What do you think your mom and dad have in common?
Both don't want any more kids.
- Lori, age 8
What do most people do on a date?
Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
- Lynnette, age 8
On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
- Martin, age 10
What would you do on a first date that was turning sour?
I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.
- Craig, age 9
When is it okay to kiss someone?
When they're rich.
- Pam, age 7
The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that.
- Curt, age 7
The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them & have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.
- Howard, age 8
Is it better to be single or married?
It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.
- Anita, age 9
How would the world be different if people didn't get married?
There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
- Kelvin, age 8
How would you make a marriage work?
Tell your wife that she looks pretty even if she looks like a truck.
- Ricky, age 10
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Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Airman Jones |
on: 3-12-2011 12:37 PM
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Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center, where he advised new recruits about their government benefits, especially their GI insurance.:
It wasn't long before Captain Smith noticed that Airman Jones had almost a 100% record for insurance sales, which had never happened before.:
Rather than ask about this, the Captain stood in the back of the room and listened to Jones's sales pitch.:
Jones explained the basics of the GI Insurance to the new recruits, and then said: "If you have GI Insurance and go into battle and are killed, the government has to pay ,000 to your beneficiaries.:
If you don't have GI insurance, and you go into battle and get killed, the government only has to pay a maximum of ."
"Now," he concluded, "which bunch do you think they are going to send into battle first?":
by: bro. sexy
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