Akpos visited his friend johnny, he met him
and called his wife to serve them drinks,
when the wife was done with the serving she
sat down right opposite Akpos with her
legs open.
Akpos could not control himself so he
enjoyed the show. When johnny went
inside the house, Johnny's wife said to
Akpos, do you like what you see ?
Akpos said YES
the wife said, you can have it, but it will
only cost you N10,000, and Akpos agreed,
So they Agreed to meet at 12pm the next
day when the husband will be at work.
So the next day Akpos came over at the
exact time and they enjoyed themselves,
and he paid her.
When johnny came back this is what went
on;
JOHNNY : honey was akpos here today ?
WIFE : [UNEASY] yes
JOHNNY : at 12pm right?
WIFE : [ALMOST FAINTING ] yes,
JOHNNY : OHH akpos my good friend always
keeping time ....
WIFE : Honey why do you ask ?
JOHNNY : he came over to my office this
morning and borrowed N10,000 promising
to bring it back to you at the house by
12pm, so did he bring it ?

Three friends Akpos, Johnny and Ofege
decided to go for a picnic. Johnny packs
the picnic basket with drinks and
sandwiches. Ofege carried the basket and
they set out for the park 10km away.
It takes them 2 hours to get there. When
they arrived, Oghene found out that Akpos did not pack the
bottle opener.
They begged Akpos to make the 4 hour
trip to go get the opener. He disagreed.
''You'll finish the sandwiches before I
return'', Akpos protested. ''No we won't'',
assured Johnny. After some more cajoling
from them, Akpos reluctantly sets out for
the opener. After 3 hours, there was no
sign of Akpos. They decided to wait for
another 2 hours, still no sign of Akpos.
After waiting for more than 5 hours they
were now very hungry so they decided to
take one sandwich each and eat.
As they were about to eat, Akpos jumped out
from behind the bush screaming. . .
"I KNEW IT !!!
I'M NOT GOING AGAIN''

Oh man.. thank God for your life.. you have to stop thinking about her ASAP.. so u don't go calling her bk again..its against ur believe from onset. Why switch to wat u don't understand b/cos if a lady.. it's gonna be hard getting her off ur mind though.. BT it's not impossible!

Where Una get this news from @poster??

Thank God for your life...Drive carefully next time.

WIFE : Since we married, We don't go out, We don 't eat at
the restaurant. You don't give me money for my hair, You
are not romantic anymore. You don't say I am beautiful
anymore
.
HUSBAND (gives out a long laugh.. ):
Darling, have you seen a politician campaigning after
winning the election ?..........Lol

Husband always insisted on making love in the dark.. After
20 years, the wife turns on the light and finds him holding
a vibrator...She goes ballistic, "You impotent bastard! How
could you lie to me all these years?"The Husband looks
her straight in the eyes & calmly says, "I'll explain the toy,
but you must explain how come the kids.....

mortuary attendant was receiving bodies when he saw this
body with the
name Mike on it with the longest dickey he had ever seen.
He decided to cut it
off and go show his wife. when he got home he called out
his wife saying
"Sweetie come I wanna show you something". The wife
came and on spotting the dickey she
screamed "YOU MEAN MIKE IS DEAD!!!!!!!?

A man and his wife were traveling to Italy by air, as they
were at the peak of the journey, the pilot announced that:
“Ladies and gentlemen, we are sorry to announce that one
of the engines has stopped working while the remaining one
is not functioning as required therefore, we may crash in a
few minutes from now. We advise that everyone should
reconcile with God and settle every issue that needs to be
settled.”
At that point, Mr. Jide touched his wife Jadesola and said
“Honey, please forgive me ooooo, your sister Sinmi that
stays with us is my sex machine, we had several abortions
she has even planned to poison you on our return from Italy
so that the both of us will elope to the U.S.A please find a
place in your heart to forgive me.
She responded “No problem dear” She continued, “since it’s
a confession moment, let me also confess.
Please you must also forgive me oooo, John and Esther
among our three children are not your biological children.
Your biological child is Victoria the rest belong to Etti, your
best friend.
You also remember you were robbed by arm robbers last
year?” He answered “Yes I remember” she continues “I
actually set you up with some gang that robbed you
because I needed to pay for my boy-friend Abass’ tuition
fee. He got admission in Oxford University in England. Even
now as we are talking, I have arranged for your death
through hired assassins on our return.”
Mr. Jide responded “no problem I have forgiven you, So I
can make heaven"
Meanwhile as the confessions were going on, the pilot
announced again. “Ladies and gentlemen, looks like you
people are powerful men/women of faith because God has
answered your prayers, the two engines are perfectly ok and
we are sure of safe landing”
At that point, all the passengers went mute instead of
celebrating the good news.
One of the passengers shouted “Pilot, Pilot, this plane must
crash ooooooo or we will crash the plane”
Everybody echoed “YES oooooo

Akpos was sleeping and all of a sudden started shouting
God save me!! save me!!. The wife asked, did u have a
nightmare? He says yes. The wife asked. Were u been
chased by a lion? Akpos replies ; lion is even better. I
nearly voted for Buhari again.

A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session
with three young mothers and their small children. "You all
have obsessions," he observed. To the first mother, he
said, "You are obsessed with eating. You've even named
your daughter Candy." He turned to the second mom.
"Your obsession is money. Again, it manifests itself in your
child's name, Penny." At this point, the third mother got
up, took her little boy by the hand and whispered, "Come
on, Dick, let's leave this place."

These ladies are just nut.

I trust u.. u must ask?

Muslims..

Hmm I comment my reserve

Blacks... they barely appreciate their own.

Blacks... they barely appreciate their own.

#Unlooking

NAY!

Endtime woman