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Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / 5 Friends lives in one apartment. |
on: 1-02-2012 08:55 AM
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5 Friends lives in one apartment. There names were: Mad, Brain, Fool, Somebody, and Nobody.
Then, Somebody and Nobody started arguing over the remote control because Nobody wanted to watch news while Somebody wanted to watch football. All of a sudden Somebody killed Nobody. At that time Brain was in the bathroom, then Mad called the police. Mad said "is that police station?" The policeman said "yes, what is the matter?" The policeman asked. Mad said: "Somebody killed Nobody." Then policeman said, "are you mad?" Mad said "yes I am Mad how did you know my name sir?" Then, the policeman said: "did you have a brain?" Mad said: "Brain is in the bathroom." Then, the policeman said: "you are a fool." Mad said: "no sir, I'm not Fool, Fool is reading text messages from Nobody's phone to see if we can contact his familyor girlfriend," Then the policeman asked: "is there anybody else in that house?' Mad said: "Yes here is Brain." Brain said: "Hello, Brian speaking",The policeman said ''yes, what is the matter ?'' Brain said: Sir Somebody killed Nobody.
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Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Video: Hon. Patrick Obahiagbon Murders English In New Video On Fuel Subsidy |
on: 31-01-2012 08:38 AM
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Hon. Patrick, honestly I'm very proud of you,''the way you crucify English in a grammatic way is amazingly, Well done .
The funniest part of it,'' Is when he says ALL THE RATICINATION, ALL THE ADUMBRATION, and some are saying yes ooooo and someone just shout Amen ,watch it again 1:20 to 1:25 , ; I can't stop laughing, i guess the guy thought that his Pastor is praying, So funny . | | | | |
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Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: {{TRAGEDY}}.....NAVY BUILDING COLLAPSE, KILLS ONE |
on: 29-01-2012 01:14 AM
| | You guys are calling it sad news / sad story, while some one around the corner are celebrating with expensive wine for another opportunity. '' Do you know how many millions of dollars ,that are going to be use to rebuild that house ?.
Or have you guys forgotten that, contract like this one doesn't go with naira. Well... R . I . P for the dead one anyway. | | | | |
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Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: BOKO HARAM 16 MORE DIE AT A CHURCH SERVICE IN YOLA TODAY |
on: 8-01-2012 07:45 PM
|  >:(How long are we { Christians} going to cry for peace when our brothers and sisters are being killed like chickens? too much of every thing is bad, Wake up Christians life has no duplicate, WE HAVE ENDURES THEIR TROUBLES BRAVELY . Am very sure that' the good muslims are no longer happy as well, but how long are we going to tolerate it.
PSALM 34:16 The face of the LORD is against those who do evil, to cut off the momory of them from earth.
This guys are hazardous to the socirty | | | | |
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Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Nigerian Students In Malaysia Arrested For Scamming Divorced Women [Video] |
on: 31-12-2011 01:23 AM
| To brand a whole nation as scammers is an unacceptable, generic/blanket statement! Scammers/fraudsters are everywhere, regardless of the country.. Yes, even here in U.S. I am by no means endorsing the unscrupulous/wicked act of these thieves, but rather stating the obvious.
To say that Nigerians abroad are giving Nigerians at home a bad name is quite a dishonest statement; Nigerians at home are doing so all by themselves. On the contrary, I believe that Nigerians(few)--with all the killings, insecurity, lawlessness-- are giving diaspora Nigerians bad name. You do not need our help; you're doing it all by yourselves. So, stop looking for whom to blame. When there's an issue with a tree, the root is the first place one should look!
I am totally agree with you .............., } Supported | | | | |
