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1  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Another 27 Years Old Man Marries 70 Years Old Oyinbo Woman on: 6-04-2012 02:52 PM
Quote from: kattie77 on  6-04-2012 10:13 AM
Pls I have a question for all these guys that marry their grandmother's age,how do dey feel when they are having sex with those old p**sy and as white women d guys must wash ''plate'',pls dont insult me,am just curious

ooops, guess i got the wrong quote in my previous post

 "Lmao...that was funny
The wash plate part will be so disgusting...infact the whole thing will be disgusting sef
I dont even wanna try to imagine it sef"
2  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Igbo Drug Traffickers Inject Liquid Cocaine Inside Condom on: 6-04-2012 02:48 PM
Quote from: cadanre on  5-04-2012 10:27 AM
I wish they were arrested in Malaysia. Bastards!

Miss, whats gonna happen to them if they got caught in Malaysia?
Mehn, but some peoples are desperate o...they had their own jobs, why not just concentrate and do whats right Angry
If u get married with such unGodly money, i personally dont think such marriage will last sef.
I really pity this guys bcs ndlea will use them as scape goats and will surely make sure they land in jail so that ppls can say they are doing a good job. what happened during the time of baba suwe?

 
3  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Another 27 Years Old Man Marries 70 Years Old Oyinbo Woman on: 6-04-2012 02:47 PM
Quote from: kattie77 on  6-04-2012 10:14 AM
na lie dis one no be love,na paper d guy dey find jor


Lmao...that was funny
The wash plate part will be so disgusting...infact the whole thing will be disgusting sef
I dont even wanna try to imagine it sef
4  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: My Wife Chases Me Around With Cutlass, London Returnee Tells Judge on: 4-04-2012 01:34 PM
o boi Shocked  Shocked
Madam take am easy o Angry
5  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Nigerian girls vs African American girls on: 4-04-2012 12:51 PM
Mehn, Ill pick a naija girls anyday anytime bcs they are just the best Grin Grin Grin
I had an african american(Akata) gf before, omo that grl na something else. She is only good on the bed but every other aspect,  Lips Sealed Lips Sealed
6  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: 13-Year Old Rape Victim Delivers Baby on: 4-04-2012 12:43 PM
First is this same 'old' story has been posted previously on naijapals " //www.gistmania.com/talk/topic,95453.0.html"
On the previous post she was 10 and now she is 13  Huh?
All-in-all, if a 73 yrs old man could rape a 13 yrs old girl then thats rather unfortunate bcs that girl is even qualified to be his great grand daughter. But lets nt run into hasty conclusions here, lets wait for the dna result.
7  Forum / The Buzz Central / Re: Yetunde Of Project Fame Made "Fool" Of Her Male Fan At Concert [Video] on: 2-04-2012 02:17 AM
The last time I checked, thats not whats called a lap dance and the lady didnt kiss him. He pecked her though but seriously, the fella got too nervous. Imagine whats gonna happen if it was Beyonce that did the same thing this grl did to him...he would av died of heart attack.
But this grl needs to work on her hairstyle, its just wrong  Roll Eyes but i love her heels Wink

8  Forum / The Buzz Central / Re: Exposed: Nollywood Celebrities Borrow Clothes To Wear At Events on: 2-04-2012 02:01 AM
The cloths are not the same. Prolly one of the ladies got it first and the other liked it and ordered for hers as well. Look at the pictures well, on one of the ladies tummy there is a kinda white thingy showing and the other is not showing any white thing. so no be the same but na the same designer make 'em sha Grin Grin
Btw, this is my first comment on a topic on naijapals Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
9  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / When my buva read this, he ROFL on: 28-11-2011 10:34 PM
Rich people no go kill me o. I went with a friend to visit a very rich family in Lekki. The maid approached me and ... see me see trouble o.
Question: What would you like to have? fruit juice, soda, tea, chocolate, cappuccino, frapuccino or coffee?
Answer: Tea please.
Question : Ceylon tea, Indian tea, herbal tea, bush tea,honey bush tea, iced tea or green tea?
Answer: Ceylon tea please.
Question : How would you like it? black or white?
Answer: White.
Question : Milk or fresh cream?
Answer: With milk.
Question :Goat's milk or cow's milk?
Answer: With cow's milk please.
Question : Freezeland cow or Afrikaner cow?
Answer: Umm, I think I'll just take the freezeland cow.
Question : Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?
Answer: With sugar.
Question : Bee sugar or cane sugar?
Answer: Cane sugar.
Question : White, brown or yellow sugar?
Answer: Oya, forget about the tea. Just give me a glass of water instead.
Question :Mineral water, tap water or distilled water?
Answer: Mineral water.
Question : Flavored or non-flavored?
Answer: Abeg, I think I'll just swallow my spit!!!
Which kind wahala b dis?
10  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Lmao; MUST READ!!! on: 28-11-2011 10:32 PM
A FRENCH GUY CAME TO NIGERIA AND MET A PROSTITUTE.She was good in bed,so he made a deal with her 2 be wit him through his stay and promised 2 pay her on d last day.On d last day ,he paid her in dollars and she saw him off 2 da airport.And wen he was about climbing d stairs,with a wicked smile, he whispered 2 her "LA DOLLAR LA FAKE".The prostitute smiled back and whispered 2 him "LA honeypot LA AIDS"

Cheesy LMAO...LOL
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