When my buva read this, he ROFL

Date: 28-11-2011 10:34 pm (13 years ago) | Author: tosin Raphel
- at 28-11-2011 10:34 PM (13 years ago)
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Rich people no go kill me o. I went with a friend to visit a very rich family in Lekki. The maid approached me and ... see me see trouble o.
Question: What would you like to have? fruit juice, soda, tea, chocolate, cappuccino, frapuccino or coffee?
Answer: Tea please.
Question : Ceylon tea, Indian tea, herbal tea, bush tea,honey bush tea, iced tea or green tea?
Answer: Ceylon tea please.
Question : How would you like it? black or white?
Answer: White.
Question : Milk or fresh cream?
Answer: With milk.
Question :Goat's milk or cow's milk?
Answer: With cow's milk please.
Question : Freezeland cow or Afrikaner cow?
Answer: Umm, I think I'll just take the freezeland cow.
Question : Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?
Answer: With sugar.
Question : Bee sugar or cane sugar?
Answer: Cane sugar.
Question : White, brown or yellow sugar?
Answer: Oya, forget about the tea. Just give me a glass of water instead.
Question :Mineral water, tap water or distilled water?
Answer: Mineral water.
Question : Flavored or non-flavored?
Answer: Abeg, I think I'll just swallow my spit!!!
Which kind wahala b dis?

Posted: at 28-11-2011 10:34 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
- just2sexy at 29-11-2011 12:58 AM (13 years ago)
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Posted b10
Posted: at 29-11-2011 12:58 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 29-11-2011 02:36 AM (13 years ago)
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Lol
Posted: at 29-11-2011 02:36 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Deffney at 29-11-2011 03:34 AM (13 years ago)
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 Grin
Posted: at 29-11-2011 03:34 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- zeigbo at 29-11-2011 09:33 AM (13 years ago)
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U don brush Cheesy
Posted: at 29-11-2011 09:33 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Bammieg at 29-11-2011 09:52 AM (13 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 29-11-2011 09:52 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- queenrukky at 29-11-2011 10:12 AM (13 years ago)
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PB1000000000000
Posted: at 29-11-2011 10:12 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Bammieg at 29-11-2011 10:20 AM (13 years ago)
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 Tongue Tongue Tongue
Posted: at 29-11-2011 10:20 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- malamy at 29-11-2011 01:39 PM (13 years ago)
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LOL!
Posted: at 29-11-2011 01:39 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- queenrukky at 1-12-2011 01:52 PM (13 years ago)
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 Huh?
Posted: at 1-12-2011 01:52 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 1-12-2011 04:47 PM (13 years ago)
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ee don teyyyyyyyy
Posted: at 1-12-2011 04:47 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- zeigbo at 1-12-2011 04:50 PM (13 years ago)
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Ok
Posted: at 1-12-2011 04:50 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 2-12-2011 10:56 AM (13 years ago)
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 Cool Cool Cool Cool
Posted: at 2-12-2011 10:56 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- monasea at 3-12-2011 05:20 PM (13 years ago)
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ok pb4 but still fun to read tnx
Posted: at 3-12-2011 05:20 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- zeigbo at 4-12-2011 10:07 AM (13 years ago)
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U are welcom Cheesy
Posted: at 4-12-2011 10:07 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 4-12-2011 08:28 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: monasea on  3-12-2011 05:20 PM
ok pb4 but still fun to read tnx

who u dey thank?
Posted: at 4-12-2011 08:28 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 4-12-2011 08:28 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: zeigbo on  4-12-2011 10:07 AM
U are welcom Cheesy

welcome to where?
Posted: at 4-12-2011 08:28 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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