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21  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / DRINK & GAMBLE on: 15-11-2013 05:23 PM
A beggar asks a man for some money.The man asked, "Will you buy beer?"The beggar said, "No."The man asked, "Will you gamble it away?"The beggar said, "No."Then the man asked, "Will you come home with me so my wife can see what happens to a man who doesnt drink or gamble?"
22  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: ugly woman on: 15-11-2013 03:53 PM
23  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Movie shoot on: 15-11-2013 03:52 PM
Nice joke lol
24  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Akposki and Omonuwa on: 15-11-2013 03:51 PM
Hahahahaha , yea he realy is.
25  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Wonderful parrot and the owner , no pb4s pls. on: 15-11-2013 03:48 PM
A man with a talking parrot is getting married. On the day of the wedding he says to the parrot "Now look here, I know you are always sat in that window sticking your beak in, when me and my new wife get back from the wedding I want you to turn round and and no matter what you hear I do not want you to turn back or Ill break your neck, do you understand?" The parrot reluctantly agrees.On returning from the wedding the parrot turns round as instructed, and behind him the bride and groom start to pack for the honeymoon. The wife however has packed too much and they cant get the case closed. "Get on top and sit on it baby!" Says the man the woman does so and grunts and moans but cant shut the case. "You get on top baby it might be better" Says the wife, so the man grunts and groans and tries his best but still cant shut the case.After a little thought the man says "Ok well both get on top see if thats any better!" The parrot turns round and says "Neck or no neck I have to see this!"
26  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: SHOCKING CONFESSION: ‘I've Hidden My HIV Status From My Husband For 4 Years’ on: 15-11-2013 12:42 PM
There is notin bad bout dis woman pls, she did a good tin to save herself and d husban frm shame.
27  Forum / The Buzz Central / Re: Nollywood Superstar, Ruth Kadiri Releases New Promo Shots on: 12-11-2013 08:27 PM
28  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Former ASUU president, Festus Iyayi dies in car crash on: 12-11-2013 08:26 PM
Rip doc
29  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: criminal Act Man Tears 11-Year Old Daughter’s Hymen, Destroys Her Vulva & Pelvis on: 12-11-2013 08:24 PM
Dis man is a dog
30  Forum / The Buzz Central / Re: Married Actress Caught With Man Inside Hotel Room In Lagos on: 12-11-2013 07:52 PM
U sure say dis tin na tru?
31  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: 15yr old boy axed severally over allegation of witchcraft in Akwa Ibom on: 12-11-2013 06:54 PM
Pls d police shud do a proper on dis case nt all dose mago mago, dis jungl killi killi has got to stop.
32  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: This is not a pb4 ooo, for dose ppl dat tinks dt dia woks re always bn copied. on: 12-11-2013 04:47 PM
33  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: My Husband Drugged and Rap*d Me 3 Days After My Child's Birth- Woman Tells Court on: 12-11-2013 04:41 PM
Both d husband nd wife are nt serious, dy ar nt sincere to dia selvs
34  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Pope Francis Halts General Audience To Kiss And Hold A Sick Man Covered In Boils on: 12-11-2013 04:37 PM
Ok good
35  Forum / The Buzz Central / Re: Duncan Mighty Impregnates Student Girlfriend, Sochima Ezeoke on: 12-11-2013 04:33 PM
Just passing by
36  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: on: 12-11-2013 04:27 PM
Police ppl wit dia wahala, stupid set of ppl.
37  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / What is your wife's name on: 11-11-2013 12:52 PM
St. Peter is questioning three married couples to see if they qualify for admittance to heaven.
"Why do you deserve to pass the Pearly Gates?" he asks one of the men, who had been a butler.
"I was a good father," he answers.
"Yes, but you were a drunk all your life. In fact, you were so bad you even married a woman named Sherry. No admittance."
St. Peter then turned to the next man, a carpenter, and asked him the same question.
The carpenter replied that he had worked hard and taken good care of his family.
But St. Peter also rejected him, pointing out that he had been an impossible glutton, so much so that he married a woman named BonBon.
At this point the third man, who had been a lawyer, stood up and said, "Come on, Penny, let’s get out of here."
38  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Gates gets hell punishment. on: 11-11-2013 12:06 PM
Bill Gates suddenly dies and finds himself face to face with God. God stood over Bill Gates and said, "Well Bill, I'm really confused on this one. It's a tough decision; I'm not sure whether to send you to Heaven or Hell. After all, you helped society enormously by putting a computer in almost every home in America, yet you also created that ghastly Windows '95 among other indiscretions. I believe I'll do something I've never done before; I'll let you decide where you want to go."
Bill pushed up his glasses, looked up at God and replied, "Could you briefly explain the difference between the two?" Looking slightly puzzled, God said, "Better yet, why don't I let you visit both places briefly, then you can make your decision. Which do you choose to see first, Heaven or Hell?"
Bill played with his pocket protector for a moment, then looked back at God and said, "I think I'll try Hell first." So, with a flash of lightning and a cloud of smoke, Bill Gates went to Hell.
When he materialized in Hell, Bill looked around. It was a beautiful and clean place, a bit warm, with sandy beaches and tall mountains, clear skies, pristine water, and beautiful women frolicking about. A smile came across Bill's face as he took in a deep breath of the clean air. "This is great," he thought, "if this is Hell, I can't wait to see heaven."
Within seconds of his thought, another flash of lightning and a cloud of smoke appeared, and Bill was off to Heaven. Heaven was a place high above the clouds, where angels were drifting about playing their harps and singing in a beautiful chorus. It was a very nice place, Bill thought, but not as enticing as Hell.
Bill looked up, cupped his hands around his mouth and yelled for God and Bill Gates was sent to Hell for eternity.
Time passed, and God decided to check on the late billionaire to see how he was progressing in Hell. When he got there, he found Bill Gates shackled to a wall in a dark cave amid bone thin men and tongues of fire, being burned and tortured by demons.
"So, how is everything going?" God asked.
Bill responded with a crackling voice filled with anguish and disappointment, "This is awful! It's nothing like the Hell I visited the first time!! I can't believe this is happening! What happened to the other place....with the beaches and the mountains and the beautiful women?
"That was the demo," replied God.
39  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Blind man and the pool on: 11-11-2013 11:39 AM
There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When he arrived on the plane, he felt the seats and said, "Wow, these seats are big!" The person next to him answered, "Everything is big in Texas."
When he finally arrived in Texas, he decided to visit a bar. Upon arriving in the bar, he ordered a beer and got a mug placed between his hands. He exclaimed, "Wow these mugs are big!" The bartender replied, "Everything is big in Texas."
After a couple of beers, the blind man asked the bartender where the bathroom was located. The bartender replied, "Second door to the right." The blind man headed for the bathroom, but accidentally tripped over and skipped the second door. Instead, he entered the third door, which lead to the swimming pool and fell into the pool by accident.
Scared to death, the blind man started shouting, "Don't flush, don't flush!"
40  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / The deaf woman and the policeman. on: 11-11-2013 09:22 AM
One day a lady was driving on the Highway. She frequently checked her speed gauge to make sure she stayed within the speed limit. However, when she looked into her rear mirror, much to her dismay, she saw a police car not far behind! And, to make matters worse, the police car turned on his flashing lights. She thought to herself, "Uh-oh, what have I done now? I'm not speeding. I'm not drinking. I have my seat belt on! I have kept up my license dues and everything!"
So, she pulled over and the police car pulled over to the side right behind her car. She drove her car slowly to a stop, slowly rolled down the window, and prepared for a ticket when she knew she didn't deserve it. A policeman walked up to her window, and spoke to her. The lady pointed to her ear and shook her head, meaning she was deaf. The policeman smiled slightly, and knowing sign language, signed back, "I know. I'm here to tell you that your horn is stuck." Grin Grin Grin
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