One day an Englishman, an American, and a Canadian walked into a pub together. The proceeded to each buy a pint of Molson Canadian. Just as they were about to enjoy their beverage three flies landed in each of their pints. The Englishman pushed his beer away from him in disgust. The American fished the offending fly out of his beer and continued drinking it as if nothing had happened. The Canadian picked the fly out of his drink and started shaking it over the pint, yelling... "SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT YOU BASTARD!!!"
A drunk stammers out of a bar and runs into two priests. He runs up to them and says, Im Jesus Christ. The first priest says, No, son, Im Jesus Christ. So the drunk says it to the second priest. The second priest replies, No, son, Im Jesus Christ. The drunk says, Look, I can prove it. and walks back into the bar with the priests. The bartender takes on look at the drunk and exclaims, Jesus Christ, youre here again?
In USA when couples are going to bed, you would hear '''GOODNITE, MY DEAR'' . In Britain, you would hear ''GOODNIGHT SWEETHEART. I LOVE YOU'' In Australia, you would hear ''SWEETDREAMS DARLING' In Nigeria, you go hear ''HAVE YOU LOCKED ALL THE DOORS AND THE WINDOWS?'' True Or False??
3 men rushed their pregnant wives to the hospital for delivery. Shortly a nurse came out and asked "who is Femi that works with 3 crowns milk? Femi answered, and the nurse replied "congrats, your wife gave birth to triplets ". She entered n later came out and asked who is Bayo that works with 7up? Bayo answered and the nurse replied "congrats your wife delivered 7 babies". Before the nurse could go back to the labor room n come back, the 3rd man who works with 33 export lager beer had disapeard . Imagine 33 babies...no b small thing o.
3 men rushed their pregnant wives to the hospital for delivery. Shortly a nurse came out and asked "who is Femi that works with 3 crowns milk? Femi answered, and the nurse replied "congrats, your wife gave birth to triplets ". She entered n later came out and asked who is Bayo that works with 7up? Bayo answered and the nurse replied "congrats your wife delivered 7 babies". Before the nurse could go back to the labor room n come back, the 3rd man who works with 33 export lager beer had disapeard . Imagine 33 babies...no b small thing o.
PROSTITUTE: Oga U wan do?.. AKPORS: If only u go do am like my Girlfriend.. PROSTITUTE: Yes na! How she dey do am?.. AKPORS: She dey do am for FREE . Is akpors a genus or a freak???
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