Women talk too much, but that's no problem for men because male ear is selective!

When a girl says:
"This house is a mess, Honey.
You and I need to clean this
Your stuff is all on the floor
You will be without clothes
if you don't wash them now!!!"

The male ear only understands:
bla,bla,bla,bla, Honey
bla,bla,bla,bla You and I
bla,bla,bla,bla, on the floor
bla,bla,bla,bla, without clothes
bla,bla,bla,bla, Now.. !!!

Hmmm

That guy is ₪☺ doubt confuse...

Them get original we get PB4

yeye go find work for PB4 industry.... I hate cats especially the ones that copy...

Otondoooo copy cat or copy dog...

Nice one...

Thanks for the comments... I just wanted to know the pakos and butters in the house... They include:
Rihannaaa ajebutter
Chummyli. Ajepako
Emejuru.    Strong pako!
Zeigbo.       Confirm ajebutter
Franel upcorming pako
Expert bright upcoming ajebutter
Nelo celeb  Pako level 0.1

its like that guy D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ hear with mouth

its like that guy D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ hear with mouth

so wetin Ƴȭџ want make I do huh!

so wetin Ƴȭџ want make I do huh!

who are Ƴȭџ refering to?

Are Ƴȭџ waiting for the laughing traffic light to shine green.....

Man shopping...
 A man shopping in a supermarket took his purchase of two cans of dog food to the checkout counter.
The cashier asked,"Sir,do you have a dog?"
"Yes,"replied the man.
"Well,where is it?"asked the cashier.
"I left him home,"man answered.
"Sorry,"the cashier said,"You can't buy the dog food if I can't see the dog.Those are the rules!"
The next day he returned to the store and brought some cat food to the checkout.
"Do you have a cat?"asked the cashier.
"Yes,"he said,"but I left it home."
"Sorry,"she said,"If I can't see the cat,I can't sell you the food.Those are the rules!"
The next day the man walked into the store with a brown paper bag.He walked up to the cashier and said,"Put your hand in here."
The cashier put her hand in and said,"It's soft and warm.What is it?"
The man replied,"I'd like three rolls of toilet paper,please!"

Let her use stove and stainless plate...

An old woman went to visit her daughter and she found her naked, waiting for her husband.
The mother asks the daughter, "What are you doing naked?"
The daughter responds, "This is the dress of love and it drives my man crazy"
When the mother returned home, she strips naked and waits for her husband. When her husband arrives, he asks her, "What are you doing naked?"
She responds, "This is the dress of love."
And he said to her, "Well, go iron it first."

the second part is just an advert didn't finish it...

What does it look like?

Husband and wife
 A man and his wife had a big quarrel and both of them decided not to talk to each other and each of them was waitin for another to be the first to talk. before going to bed the man wrote on a piece of paper "Pls wake me up at six o`clock" cuz he had to go to work the following day. He droped the piece of paper beside the bed of his wife.In the morning the man happened to wake up at nine o`clock.So he went to his wife and asked her," Why didn`t you wake me up at six as I said?"
And the wife replied," I told you when it was six o`clock!"
The man was cofused and asked her how?
His wife went beside his man`s bed and brought the piece of paper where she wrote " Darlin it is six o`clock"
And her husband was like," Oh man!I have broken the rule.I lost"

A couple had been married for 30 years, and on their anniversary they decided to go back to the same hotel where they had spent their wedding night. Her husband was laying on the bed when she came out of the bathroom totally Nood, just as she had 30 years before. She stood