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Are you an Ajebota or a Pako?
If you step on a nail and bleed, you might be `Bota
If you step on a nail and BEND IT, you're `Pako!
If you see the words Madam, Sir or Esq. after your folks name on an
envelope, you might be an Ajebota
If you have your home periodically fumigated with scentless pest
repellants so it's virtually roach and termite free, you might be an
Ajebota
But, if your aim with either your bata cortina or Skoll can nail a flying
cockroach to the wall, you're an Ajepako!
If your folks carry wallets and purses, you're possibly an Ajebota
But if your mom reaches into her bra to get money in the glaring eyes of the public, your Pako is level 5!
If you have a borehole installed in your compound for year round water supply, you might be an Ajebota
But if either you have a 'kanga' irrigation system or the middle of your head is hairless due to having logged over 65,000miles from hauling pails of water, you're an Ajepako!
If, after using the bathroom, you have an assorted barrage of scented toilet tissues to choose from, you just might be an Ajebota
But if you use water to 'tamba' ya self, you're an Ajepako!
If you brush, rinse, gargle and floss, you just might be an Ajebota....
But if, after chewing your Pako(dongoyaro stick), you can spit the pako-paste 40 yards, your pakoness is considered level 10!
If you had underwear that had the elastic bands at the waistline, you
could be an ajebota
But if your underwear looks like the flag of Ghana and has a drawstring, you're DEFINITELY Pako!
