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61  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Prove to us that Ʋ are a GENIUS on: 22-08-2012 05:39 PM
Have I lost my way or is this the joke forum.       
62  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Changing of name on: 21-08-2012 04:12 PM
Why won't the computer reject it when the name is actually an error to my ear
63  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: best student on: 21-08-2012 04:05 PM
I cry for you
64  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: NEED hELP PLS !!! on: 21-08-2012 03:58 PM
I'm a doctor....your simply suffering from garricebeasaladiscious stupidioses I'll only cure you if you can do it again...
65  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: alchohol on: 21-08-2012 03:53 PM
Quote from: chummyli on 21-08-2012 12:46 AM
Make una leave jor... Ma dear welcome bck but d joke na ....
NA WHAT
66  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Facts that Ʋ have been missing. now Ʋ kno. on: 21-08-2012 03:47 PM
Quote from: phunny on 21-08-2012 09:11 AM
We must know...
mAjOr FaCtS

Human thigh bones are stronger than concrete.
An elephant has 40000 muscles in its trunk.
A giant panda spends atleast 16 hours everyday eating.
In every 3 minutes a person dies AND in every 2 n half
minutes a child is born globally….
The older we are the less tears are produced……….
If we take out all veins of our body it will cover up to a
distance of 1 revolution around the earth. Its true!!!!
After spending hours working at a computer display if
we look at a blank piece of white paper it will appear
pink.
"Asthma" and "Isthmi" are the only six letter words
that begin and ends with a vowel and have no other
vowels in between.
On average every chocaate bar contains at least three
insect legs and its true!
human thigh bones are stronger than concrete but get broken when hit with one
An elephant has 40000 muscles in its trunk but is defeated by a trunkless and no muscle spider
A giant panda spends 16 hours eating everyday but eats nothing when there's no food for a week
The older we are the less tears are produced but and 80 years old woman cried tearfully to death
If we take out all our veins it will cover the earth does it include a one day old child
Talking about six letters how about ALASKA
Every chocolate bar. Contains insect but not in USA...jot it down dude...
67  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: If Ladies Were Banks........ on: 21-08-2012 03:28 PM
The ones who paste yokes that ain't funny are called phunny bank
68  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: I AM FREE on: 21-08-2012 08:39 AM
We have musical remix....we have joke remix....I choose both
69  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: HYPOTHETICaL VS REALITY on: 21-08-2012 08:33 AM
Says who
70  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / HYPOTHETICaL VS REALITY on: 20-08-2012 10:24 PM
A little boy goes up to his father and asks,"Dad what is the difference between hypothetical and reality?"

Dad-"Well son I could give u the book defination but by practical u can understand it well.Just go and ask ur mother will she have sex with mailman for 500,000$?"

Boy goes and ask his mother.She answers-"Hell YES!!!"

Boy returns and tells him-"Dad she said yes."

Dad-"Now go and ask ur sister will she have sex with her principal for 500,000$?"

Boy goes and ask her sister.She replies-"HELL YES!!!"

Boy returns and tell his dad that-"She also said yes."

Dad-"OK son here's the deal hypothetically, we're millionaires ,but in reality we're just living with a couples of wh*res and bitches not ladies."
71  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / COMING AnD CUMING on: 20-08-2012 09:57 PM
A Boy was screwing a girl on a Railway track.. The train driver spots them and starts hooting but they ignore it..

He applies brakes so hard and the train stops just a few yards away from the couple. Driver jumps from the engine and walks to the boy who just finished and is standing up and zipping up his pants...

The driver shouts out to the boy "Do you realize that if I had not seen you, this would have been your last phyuk?!!!"

Boy -'Listen Man, you were coming... She was cuming.... and I was cuming.... then I realized ....only Your Train have Brakes!!
72  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / I AM FREE on: 20-08-2012 09:40 PM
Husband buys a dozen of same-colour panties for his wife…

Wife protests “Ah! Why must you buy the same colour?People will think I don’t change my panties“

Husband : Which people?

Wife: (Total silence)

Husband:- "Which people??"

Ladies, please help this woman answer the question…WHICH PEOPLE?
73  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Ganja no gud o !! on: 20-08-2012 03:34 PM
Sounds like a true life story to me... Don't worry I'll sign publish autograph...
74  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: CHUMMYLI on: 20-08-2012 03:12 PM
 Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Undecided Undecided Grin Grin
75  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: CHUMMYLI on: 20-08-2012 03:08 PM
 Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Undecided Undecided Grin Grin
76  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: You go fear Grammar... (Joke of the Month) on: 18-08-2012 08:32 AM
Fabulous!!!
77  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: You go fear Grammar... (Joke of the Month) on: 18-08-2012 07:15 AM
fabulous!!!
78  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Rumour Control: Text Message Of Cosmic Rays from Mars Entering Earth [Hoax!] on: 15-08-2012 11:36 PM
Hmmmm.... This kind of news....I tire.... Just receivced from five different people,for that I'll jam up all night with my phone directly close to my ear.... Cosmic rays try and come close to me and I'll fight you with my bluetooth rays.
79  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: A+ for creativity! Hehe on: 26-07-2012 05:38 PM
Hmmmm
80  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: A+ for creativity! Hehe on: 26-07-2012 05:36 PM
MtttcccchhhhwWwwwwwwww
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