If you ask a fat woman her desire, it won't be I want to have money nor husband, their first desire will be to reduce their weight. Jennifer Hudson's weight loss is among the most impressive, dramatic and transformational celebrity weight losses of the last years. Who after she lost her weight expressed how she feel when she was fat.

"In the past years I was using size 16 but now I am using size 6", she said. Check how she transfomed herself from that fat celebrity to that skinny celebrity IN THE GALLERY BELOW.



>>>CLICK HEERE TO VIEW JENNIFER HUDSON'S WEIGHT LOSS HISTORY<<<

boko VS hiv - who you go follow?

1. An actress can wear the same hair-do for more than a year, even in longer flashbacks.
2. In every romance movie, somone must die….
3. It is possible to hit a person without actually touching them!
4. Anyone who gets hit by a car dies immediately.
5. Poisoned food always tastes better.
6. The best way to make money is by visiting a herbalist, joining a cult, sleeping with rich men.
7. One of a pair of twins (identical or not) is born evil.
8. There is never an end to your suffering, except death!
9. With a pastor… all things are possible.
10.Gun shots and knock out sound the same..
11. A movie has not been made if at least one actor or actress has not twisted his or her lips to speak wrong phonetics.
12. You are in love…you want to take your girl out, the best place you take her to is…
*Mr.Biggs: where you will most probably see an ‘ex’ while feeding each other.
*The beach: where it is imperative that you ride a donkey and carry her playfully.
*Or the best: take her to buy som new ugly clothes.
13. The police are extremely efficient unlike their counterparts in real life…
14. Every problem you have is spiritual
15.Wen you are shot in the chest, it doesn’t really matter, your head will be bandaged, same for your legs.
16.When advertising a movie, you have to shout because people are deaf.
17. If a car crash has to happen, the driver has to drive in a zig zag motion on a free highwaywithout an oncoming vehicle and then slam into a tree that wasn’t there before…

18. Sometimes the title has absolutely nothing to do with the movie, and other times when you see the title and the poster, you know it ALL.
19. At the end of a 3 hours movie, you will be reminded dat THIS IS JUST THE BEGINNING. WATCH OUT FOR PART 2…
And finally….
20. All Nigerian films are marketed at Ebinpejo Lane Idumota or Iweka road Onitsha.

lolz am right or u want to add yours?

This is what Boko Haram have turned Abuja churches to.

The fear of Boko-Haram is the beginning of wisdom!!!

The era of PHCN and a pass my neighbour generator will soon be over has the latest technology that will keep your mobile phone batteries (and your connectedness) fully charged is the humble T-shirt. A smarty-pants pair at the University of South Carolina has stitched together a way to make your cotton top work for you. Basically, they soaked a dime-store T-shirt in fluoride, and baked it in an oxygen-deprived oven.

This converted the cotton’s cellulose particles into activated carbon — which is essentially a capacitor, the basic building block of all electrical items. In this state, the shirt will store a bunch of electricity.

If a man doesn't return home and his girlfriend calls ten of his friends to ask his whereabouts, they will all say he is right  there with them, however, if a lady doesn't return home and her boyfriend calls ten of her friends to ask about her whereabout, they will say they haven't see her over a week. I just don't know why our ladies don't get along.


Some women are just as bitchy and competitive online as they are in the real world, according to a survey by mymemory.com. One quarter of the 1,500 women over 18 years old quizzed admitted they posted pictures of their female friends, knowing they were unflattering.

Most of them said they were driven to put up their friends’ cottage-cheese-bikini-thighs and multi-chin shots after falling out with them, with a third claiming it was revenge for having the same done to them. One-fifth of those surveyed said they had refused to take the pictures down when asked to do so.

Boko haram have hit Abuja again, the explosion occurred in Banex Plaza in Wuse.



CLICK HERE FOR PHOTOS FROM THE BOMB BLAST


A source disclosed that the bomb went off around Sherriff Plaza and Banex Plaza, close to Park N Shop. Casualty figures remain sketchy as at the time of filling this report.



State police command sector around the area confirmed it. Here is the statement from the police dept.

The Nollywood screen goddess who recently landed herself a Range Rover deal with Coscharis, turned down the request to play in the sequel to a movie she acted in.

This happened a few days after the popular actress got the deal with Coscharis. This led to insinuations that her decision was as a result of her recent multi-million naira Range Rover deal which has raised her profile.

The president of the 14th Failed country in the world, President Goodluck Jonathan seems to have found a solution to the bad state of his country, Nigeria. Today in Kaduna, he commissioned a bullet-proof vest production factory and armoured car at the Defence Industry Corporation of Nigeria (DICON).

The factory is set to be producing bullet-proof, armoured cars, and other textile wares for Nigerian Armed Forces and other agencies.



CLICK HERE TO VIEW PHOTOS OF THE MADE IN NIGERIA TEXTILE WARES

I think Boko-harams have realized that no virgin is waiting for them. Now, they are using animals.

Please Beware

There are indications that Chris Okotie’s marital problems is duee to his inability to get a woman pregnant. His first marriage to Tina lasted 17 years without a child, before they ultimately divorced with Tina relocating to USA to start a new life. She now has children of her own from her able and fertile husband.



Rev. Chris Okotie claims that Stephanie, who had three children from two previous relationships was destined to marry him from birth, he proclaimed during their first church service together after their marriage, back then in 2008, he was quoted :  “She was not particularly certain whether it was what God wanted for her. So I had a situation where I had to get the Lord to persuade her that He is part of this agreement,”. Unfortunately, that didnt stop Stephanie from seeking a divorce after 4 years without any child. No wonder Rev. Chis has also barred all his church members from discussing his divorce publicly or secretly, oh well since we are not members of his church, guess we are free to discuss the unfortunate issue.


We are not the only ones speaking about this shocking divorce from Rev. Chris, Nollywood celebrities also have something to say:

CHARLYBOY (MUSICIAN)
Divorce is a normal thing that can happen when things go wrong and can’t be reconciled. It’s better to separate than to suffer. Even if he is a pastor he is human too.

SOUND SULTAN (MUSICIAN)
Well, what do you say to this kind of thing? It’s a very difficult one. I really don’t know what to say. Marriage is an institution where you either pass or fail. One has to be very careful.

Cossy Orjiakor (Actress)
It’s a very delicate issue. They should just tread with care.

Senator Ita Giwa (Politician)
I think marriage is a private thing between a couple, and not something that the public should influence. It is a private thing if a couple have any difference between each other, they should call themselves together and sort it out between them. I know Pastor Kris Okotie and I know they will sort it out with each other. It is beyond us, it is beyond the public. It is their private matter.

BENITA NZERIBE (ACTRESS)
Nobody would be happy to break up with his or her partner because I am sure they were in love with each other before they decided to marry. I think the media is not helping matters too. Let us leave them alone. It’s their personal lives.

Elder O (Comedian)
He is at liberty to live his life the way he wishes. Most times, Christians live and die in a marriage that is not destined to work at all in the name of “no divorce, no polygamy”. But being a man of God, I think he should watch his actions and hear from God-because they (Pastors) always advise us against divorce.

Bashorun Dele Momodu (Ovation Publisher)
It is sad and unfortunate that the marriage did not work. I feel like a stakeholder in that marriage. I attended their wedding and I was very excited about the love they exuded openly. Pastor Chris has been my friend of many years.

He is a man who supported me all the way during my exile years. So I feel very bad that this is happening again to him. But then, he is a human being like the rest of us. Being a pastor does not make you less human. What I like about him is that he is a very brave man, who is ready to carry his cross alone at any time.

Even Jesus our Lord carried His own cross at a time. So there is nothing strange or new in men of God going through trials and tribulations. If he finds love again, I don’t think anything should stop him from doing so. He cannot live alone perpetually. Every man needs a good companion.

So we can only pray that God will find him a permanent companion. He should not be discouraged. As to your question whether he should marry a foreigner, I will say that it does not matter where a woman comes from, a human being is a human being. But I do not think that his choice of a wife should be limited to his church members. A man should look beyond his immediate environment for a marital partner. In a relationship, one person must make the move.

What is your opinion on this?

good choice "(y)"

 

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