DAD: Akpors, if Mr John asks after me, tell him I'm not around. How will you tell him when he comes, cos i know you are funny?
Akpors: When he comes, I will say my daddy said I should tell you he is not around.
DAD: Idiot! Just tell him, he is not around. Ok!?
Akpors: Yes daddy.
[When Mr John arrived...]
MR JOHN: Akpors, where is ur daddy?
Akpors: He is not around.
MR JOHN: When is he coming back?
Akpors: Wait let me go and ask him he didn't tell me that...
(Rushed into the room, shouting, "daddy, daddy, when are u coming back?") Hehehehehehehe