O boi ur life story no b play play Ooooo

 

Passing

O boi dis ya yeye madness no b ordinary O

Amen

 

Make all of Una start dey Greet  D BOSS don come bak

 

 

 

 

Warris dis

Naa Rihanna and Zeigbo pikin

Abeg help me tell am say I wan buy banana O

 

 

c yeye gal....u neva hear say maga don sharp

TO: Bill Gates Microsoft
FROM: Akpors

SUBJECT: Problems With My New Computer.

Dear Mr. Bill Gates,
We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice.

1. There is a 'START' button but there is no 'STOP' button. We request you to check this.

2. One doubt is whether any 'RESCOOTER' is available in system? I find only 'RECYCLE' but I own a scooter at my home.

3. There is 'FIND' button but it is not working. My wife lost the door key and we've tried a lot to trace the key with this 'FIND' button, but was unable to trace it. Please rectify this problem.

4. My child learnt 'MICROSOFT WORD' now he wants to learn 'MICROSOFT­ SENTENCE', so when will u provide that?

5. There's MICROSOFT OFFICE, what about MICROSOFT HOME since I use the PC at home.

6. I bought computer, CPU, mouse& keyboard, but there is only one icon which shows 'MY COMPUTER', when will u provide the remaining items?

7. Last one Mr. Bill Gates sir, why is it that your name is Gates yet you sell WINDOWS?

Regards,
Akpors