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641  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Dis nah solid Bet O.. on: 10-11-2012 10:39 AM
Well u no lie.. Grin..naa copy and paste I do Smiley but u too don Old O to knw dis naa before jesus christ..dos it mean u sabi Mary (mama Jesu)  Shocked Smiley
642  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Dis nah solid Bet O.. on: 10-11-2012 09:29 AM
Quote from: Rihannaaa on 10-11-2012 09:26 AM
Infact, e old sotey, the expiry date says BC (Before Christ)  Grin
@Rihanna  Shocked
643  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Akpor D Sharp House Boy.. on: 10-11-2012 05:00 AM
A man and his wife were arguing over
Man: Sex is work!
Wife: Sex is pleasure!
Man: I don't blame you, you don't know
what men are passing through.
Wife: All I know is that sex is pleasure
whether you like it or not.
With this, the argument lasted for a long
until they decided to invite Akpors, their house help to hear his own version.
Man: "Ehen... Akpors!"
Akpors: "Yes oga!"
Man: "Is sex work or pleasure?"
Akpors: "Ehmmm... Oga, sex na pleasure
because if to say sex na work, you 4 don call
me make I come do am"
644  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Dis nah solid Bet O.. on: 10-11-2012 04:54 AM
A little old lady went into the Bank of
America one day carrying a bag of
money. She insists that she must speak
with the President of the bank to open
a savings account because it's a lot of
They finally get her into the
president's office and he asks her how
much she would like to deposit. She
says she has $165,000 and then
dumps it out of the bag onto his desk.
The president was surprised and of
course curious as to how she came by
all this cash, so he asks her. The old
lady says, "I make bets."
The president replies, "Bets? What kind
of bets?" and she says, "For example, I'll
bet you $25,000 that your balls are
"Ha!" says the president,
"That's a stupid bet, you can never
win that kind of bet."
The old lady
says, "So, would you like to take my bet?"
"Sure," says the president, "I'll bet
$25,000 that my
balls are not square!" The little old
lady says, "OK, but since there is a lot
of money involved is it OK with you if I
bring my lawyer with me tomorrow
at 10:00 AM to witness?" "Sure," says
the president. That night the president
got very
nervous about the
bet and spent a long time in front of
a mirror checking his balls, turning
from side to side, again and again,
thoroughly checking them out until he was
sure that there is no way his balls
are square and that he will win the
The next morning at 10 AM the little
old lady appears with her lawyer at
the president's office. She introduces
the lawyer to the president and
repeats the bet, that $25,000 says the
president's balls are square. The
president agrees with the bet
again and the old lady asks him to
drop his pants so they can see. The
president does this.
The little old lady
looks closely at his balls and then
asks if she can feel them. "Well, OK" says
the president, "$25 000
is a lot of
money, so I guess you should be
absolutely sure
." Then he notices that
the lawyer is quietly banging his
head against the wall and he asks the old
lady, "What
is wrong with your lawyer?" She
replies, "Nothing, except I bet him
$100,000 that
by 10 AM today I'd have The Bank of
America's president's balls in my hands!"
645  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Akpors and mr ibu (Page 2) on: 9-11-2012 07:37 PM
Rihannna....,I sure say ur guy *zeigbo no fine reach *Expert as he dey..Expert I feel u O
646  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: 3 stupid drunkards with rihanaa the wh*re on: 9-11-2012 06:17 PM
Quote from: buoyantic on  9-11-2012 05:04 PM
who be diz sef?mtcheww kip dat ur keke head well make i see beta pple
Beta just kp shut...or naa ontop dis ancient joke u wan dey boost on..huh
647  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: 3 stupid drunkards with rihanaa the wh*re on: 9-11-2012 04:39 PM
Ancient joke...Abacha old pass am sef
648  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: SEE DEM on: 9-11-2012 03:54 PM
Chaii!! Dat rihanna ass #naa wash# Tongue
649  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Akpos and johnny went for an interview for employment! on: 9-11-2012 02:31 PM
Quote from: Unikpearl on  9-11-2012 01:00 PM
This joke reminds me of late gbenga adeboye...he did this joke when he was alive in d late 90' it's an old joke
Abeg help me remember am O...Yeye
650  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Its Akpos Birthday.. on: 9-11-2012 02:26 PM
Quote from: Amaight on  9-11-2012 12:13 PM
What do u see
Help me ask am O
651  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Back In D Days!! on: 9-11-2012 12:12 PM
Stephen, u chop craze
652  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Give dis dude a name on: 9-11-2012 12:03 PM
Amaight, u sure say dis no b ur father inlaw
653  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Its Akpos Birthday.. on: 9-11-2012 11:55 AM
Thks God say naa just yestday....,not PB4.. Grin
654  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Back In D Days!! on: 9-11-2012 11:52 AM
Zeigbo, naa charm u go use
655  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Its Akpos Birthday.. on: 9-11-2012 07:12 AM
Akpos got a message from his girl friend on his Birthday. Message Reads: "HBD Boo...LLNP, LYSM TTYL"... Akpors got so provoked and called her phone "Ibiso, what is the meaning of HBD LLNP and Those rubbish?"
Ibiso replied: "Haaa! O Akpos don't tell ♍ξ u are dis dumb and local? Oh My Gooosh! You dont even know the meaning of HBD and all dat Mtcheeewwww. Well, HBD Means Happy Birthday, LLNP means Long Life aNd Prosperity, LYSM means Love You So Much and TTYL means Talk To You Later dumb ass. "
Akpors angrily ends the call and sent her a text message 2 minutes later. Message reads: "TFY!" Ibiso called immediately, "AKpors what is the meaning of TFY?" Akpos answered "Oh you don't even know common TFY? After much laugh Akpors replied TFY means Thunder Fire You!"
656  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Back In D Days!! on: 9-11-2012 06:40 AM
I remember when my mum slapped me so hard years back in traffic, I saw Angel Gabriel hawking Gala Shocked Tongue
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