it is a sad story. i use this medium to wish brother mutiu idakalakaliulkoiukjhyu a happy weekend and he is the owner of iyaleta mechanic 3inches workspace near the posh London restaurant in this classy neighbourhood. :D

its nice one, i can see you are improving. i give you 67% mechanical Engineering, 22% food technology and 89% sexology,

dont forget you know u know that in intro tech and family living you score odo poki ; ;

u too go test am. he be real? if he be real, then go ahead make i dey look you. shior. ;

what of Eku Ije Mula, and what will they say if stranger dey pupu in somebody toilet for longtime and people dey pass dey hear am gbin gbin for there over 1 hour... please i need a fast response i have to submit it to professor.

why? u like long joystick? i see,

OMG this is fantabolusicancalikilato. u got it?

i think you want to say funny things, please number one change that picture cos u self look like anti tamedu, u and broda lagbaja fit una self. please go find one chair make u sidown for ground dey chop kulikuli, no write any joke for here he no sweet shio shio. ha. ha pele, baba odomode brin were.

cool

parabola, straightly curved in 2(4b- 3d) X 414.
The answer now give us u dey craze

Please frankly and seriously consider this thre articles and give the best opinion.

1.What Not To Name Your Dog

Everybody who has a dog calls him "Rover" or "Boy." I call mineSex.

Now Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to City Hall to renew his dog license, I told the clerk I would like to have a license for Sex. He said, "I'd like to have one, too." Then I said,"But this is a dog!" He said he didn't care what she looked like. Then I said, "But you don't understand. I've had Sex since I was nine years old." He said I must have been quite a kid.

When I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I told the motel clerk that I wanted a room for my wife and me and a special room for Sex. He said every room in the place was for sex. I said, "You don't understand. Sex keeps me awake at night!" The clerk said, "Me too."

One day I entered Sex in a contest, but before the competition began, the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was just standing there looking around. I told him I had planned to have Sex in the contest. He told me I should have sold my own tickets. "But you don't understand," I said, "I had hoped to have Sex on TV." He called me a show-off.

When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight custody of the dog. I said, "Your honor, I had Sex before I was married." The judge said, "Me too." Then I told him that after I was married, Sex left me. He said, "Me too."

Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking around town for him. A cop came over to me and asked, "What are you doing in this alley at 4:00 in the morning?" I said, "I'm looking for Sex."

My case comes up Friday.


2. “One of my first jobs as a supervisor was to interview candidates for an administrative assistant,” Grin_genius. recalls. “We scheduled a full day of screenings. Following a very wet and rainy night, some areas of our office roof were leaking and maintenance had a couple of buckets in the hallway. Not a great first impression, but hey, it was a quaint old office building. Each applicant had to complete a battery of written tests.

As one candidate dutifully sat at a desk outside my office, I heard a “crack,” a “swoosh” and then a huge splash. The ceiling tile just above the candidate had collapsed under the weight of the rain water and drenched her. Wet but unharmed, the experience clearly dampened her spirits and her prized interview suit. She immediately informed me that she was no longer interested in the job.”

3.A blind man was standing on the corner with his dog when the dog raised his leg and wet on the man's trouser leg. The man reached in his pocket and took out a doggie biscuit. I have been watching and ran up to him and said, "You shouldn't do that. He'll never learn anything if you reward him when he does something like that!". The blind man retorted, "I'm not rewarding him. I'm just trying to find his mouth so that I can kick him in the ass".

Oh my God this is reality, please dont blame me Oh abeg. I don repent of my sins, I promise. E joo. yeh ah. EE rerin ni abi.. e fe.. destroy ni?

Ki seru akata, akapata pa ediye esu padiye, ewo ni oooh ewo orisa. that is to say.. ise ta fin je tete a ko gbodo fi je dagunro.. ohoooooooh God. thats not what i eman. em em me. i mean... akatakitikatakiti is good for mums. 

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