Girls of nowadays

Date: 10-03-2013 12:07 pm (11 years ago) | Author: rashy jonez
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- at 10-03-2013 12:07 PM (11 years ago)
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The rate at which girls change/ ­transform things
these days is quite alarming.
Before, the sex we used to know is either to bear
kids or just for fun but these days, girls have
turned sex into sports.
Before when couples want to have sex, the woman lies on her back and the man climbs on
top and does his thing and after like 15-20
minutes everyone is satisfied. Nowadays, its no
more like that. The opposite is the case.
everthing is now sports. you have to do monkey
style, doggy style, batman style, spiderman style, sit-ups, stand-ups, frog style, 69, 88,
carry ups, ah! ah! Guys are we jackie chan or
bruce lee? if we dont last up to 2hrs they will
complain that you are not a man.
Some girls will tell you "carry me up", "hang my
leg on your neck", "put it from the back". Put what from the back? dont you know what is
inside there? its called "shit" incase you dont
know.
The most annoying part is when they tell you to
carry them up.
imagine this fat lady i was with last night was telling me to carry her up.
Carry who up? do i look like a weight lifter? I had
to leave her on the bed and sleep on the floor.
what is all these?
Girls/Ladies/ ­Women you people shuld change
oh! God is watching..

Posted: at 10-03-2013 12:07 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- ela214 at 10-03-2013 12:56 PM (11 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin,u neva see anyhing u for lift her now,u no see her be4 u carry her.
Posted: at 10-03-2013 12:56 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- youngrashy at 10-03-2013 12:59 PM (11 years ago)
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No I no see am Grin
Posted: at 10-03-2013 12:59 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- FlyMamacita at 10-03-2013 01:33 PM (11 years ago)
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Mtchewwwwwww nawa for u poster  Angry
Wot is it u men want sef  Huh? Log of dead wood on d bed  Huh?

If we lay like dead pesin una dey vex, if we no moan una dey vex,
If we fake orgasm una dey vex...make up ur mind jorrr
Posted: at 10-03-2013 01:33 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- ela214 at 10-03-2013 03:33 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: FlyMamacita on 10-03-2013 01:33 PM
Mtchewwwwwww nawa for u poster  Angry
Wot is it u men want sef  Huh? Log of dead wood on d bed  Huh?

If we lay like dead pesin una dey vex, if we no moan una dey vex,
If we fake orgasm una dey vex...make up ur mind jorrr
Grin Grin Shocked
Posted: at 10-03-2013 03:33 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Omilim at 10-03-2013 03:51 PM (11 years ago)
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Smh n passin
Posted: at 10-03-2013 03:51 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- micc at 10-03-2013 05:20 PM (11 years ago)
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Hahahaha funny
Posted: at 10-03-2013 05:20 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- FlyMamacita at 10-03-2013 05:24 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: ela214 on 10-03-2013 03:33 PM
Grin Grin Shocked

No pretend ooh, u knw sey na true wetin i dey talk  Grin
Posted: at 10-03-2013 05:24 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Shegzan at 11-03-2013 07:52 AM (11 years ago)
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Kk!

Posted: at 11-03-2013 07:52 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- mallorca at 11-03-2013 01:42 PM (11 years ago)
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wrong thread>>>>>>>>>

Posted: at 11-03-2013 01:42 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- ajanni at 11-03-2013 05:34 PM (11 years ago)
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 Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed
Posted: at 11-03-2013 05:34 PM (11 years ago) | Grande Master
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- patoma at 11-03-2013 07:41 PM (11 years ago)
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Even 2hrs is not enogh them Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
Posted: at 11-03-2013 07:41 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- youngrashy at 11-03-2013 09:16 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: FlyMamacita on 10-03-2013 01:33 PM
Mtchewwwwwww nawa for u poster  Angry
Wot is it u men want sef  Huh? Log of dead wood on d bed  Huh?

If we lay like dead pesin una dey vex, if we no moan una dey vex,
If we fake orgasm una dey vex...make up ur mind jorrr

Na u con dey vex now!
Posted: at 11-03-2013 09:16 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ajanni at 11-03-2013 10:46 PM (11 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 11-03-2013 10:46 PM (11 years ago) | Grande Master
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- youngrashy at 12-03-2013 12:21 AM (11 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes
Posted: at 12-03-2013 12:21 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ajanni at 12-03-2013 09:24 AM (11 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 12-03-2013 09:24 AM (11 years ago) | Grande Master
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- FinlandGuy at 12-03-2013 12:33 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: FlyMamacita on 10-03-2013 01:33 PM
Mtchewwwwwww nawa for u poster  Angry
Wot is it u men want sef  Huh? Log of dead wood on d bed  Huh?

If we lay like dead pesin una dey vex, if we no moan una dey vex,
If we fake orgasm una dey vex...make up ur mind jorrr
Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Chaiii u dey enjoy ohhhhhh
Posted: at 12-03-2013 12:33 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- FinlandGuy at 12-03-2013 12:34 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: ela214 on 10-03-2013 12:56 PM
Grin Grin Grin,u neva see anyhing u for lift her now,u no see her be4 u carry her.
Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 12-03-2013 12:34 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- FinlandGuy at 12-03-2013 12:35 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: FinlandGuy on 12-03-2013 12:33 PM
Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Chaiii u i dey enjoy ohhhhhh
Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Chaiii u    i dey enjoy ohhhhhh
Posted: at 12-03-2013 12:35 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- FinlandGuy at 12-03-2013 12:38 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: FlyMamacita on 10-03-2013 01:33 PM
Mtchewwwwwww nawa for u poster  Angry
Wot is it u men want sef  Huh? Log of dead wood on d bed  Huh?

If we lay like dead pesin una dey vex, if we no moan una dey vex,
If we fake orgasm una dey vex...make up ur mind jorrr
baby U know say me i no dey complain,u get everything ,You be my MBC ACTION,you dey moan,you dey cry,you dey water for their,you dey kiss well,u dey blowjob well,u dey even cry self,chaiii e dey sweet me dieeeeeeeee I love You nne
Posted: at 12-03-2013 12:38 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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