How to satisfy a woman (Page 9)

Date: 11-05-2009 4:58 pm (15 years ago) | Author: 14_Inches
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- solid_solid at 16-12-2010 11:33 AM (13 years ago)
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OK
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- kinkino at 16-12-2010 01:23 PM (13 years ago)
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imao
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- moneyinbrakemi at 16-12-2010 02:09 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: 14_Inches_Long on 11-05-2009 04:58 PM
HOW TO SATISFY A WOMAN:
Caress, praise, pamper, relish, savor, massage, make plans, fix, empathize, serenade, compliment, support, feed, tantalize, bathe, humor, placate, stimulate, jiffylube, stroke, console, purr, hug, coddle, excite, pacify, protect, phone, correspond, anticipate, nuzzle, smooch, toast, minister to, forgive, sacrifice for, ply, accessorize, leave, return, beseech, sublimate, entertain, charm, lug, drag, crawl, show equality for, spackle, oblige, fascinate, attend, implore, bawl, shower, shave, trust, grovel, ignore, defend, coax, clothe, brag about, acquiesce, aromatize, fuse, fizz, rationalize, detoxify, sanctify, help, acknowledge, polish, upgrade, spoil, embrace, accept, butter-up, hear, understand, jitterbug, locomote, beg, plead, borrow, steal, climb, swim, nurse, resuscitate, repair, patch, crazy-glue, respect, entertain, calm, allay, kill for, die for, dream of, promise, deliver, tease, flirt, commit, enlist, pine, cajole, Anglicize, murmur, snuggle, snoozle, snurfle, elevate, enervate, alleviate, spotweld, serve, rub, rib, salve, bite, taste, nibble, gratify, take her places, scuttle like a crab on the ocean floor of her existence, diddle, doodle, hokey-pokey, hanky-panky, crystal blue persuade, flip, flop, fly, don't care if I die, swing, slip, slide, slather, mollycoddle, squeeze, moisturize, humidify, lather, tingle, slam-dunk, keep on rockin' in the free world, wet, slicken, undulate, gelatinize, brush, tingle, dribble, drip, dry, knead, fluff, fold, blue-coral wax, ingratiate, indulge, wow, dazzle, amaze, flabbergast, enchant, idolize and worship, and then go back, and start again from the top.


HOW TO SATISFY A MAN:
Show up naked with a bottle of beer !!!!.

14_Inches



14. 14. Na U talk am O__ NO LONG THING
Posted: at 16-12-2010 02:09 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Lizzie4Shizzie at 17-12-2010 02:09 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: iphie on 12-05-2009 01:31 PM
stop lafing ur ass off gal, d dog might eat it
lol..Omo u no srious ooo
Posted: at 17-12-2010 02:09 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Kristiantus at 17-12-2010 11:02 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Lizzie4Shizzie on 17-12-2010 02:09 AM
Quote from: iphie on 12-05-2009 01:31 PM
stop lafing ur ass off gal, d dog might eat it
lol..Omo u no srious ooo
Huh? Huh? Huh?
Posted: at 17-12-2010 11:02 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Lizzie4Shizzie at 17-12-2010 09:07 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Kristiantus on 17-12-2010 11:02 AM
Quote from: Lizzie4Shizzie on 17-12-2010 02:09 AM
Quote from: iphie on 12-05-2009 01:31 PM
stop lafing ur ass off gal, d dog might eat it
lol..Omo u no srious ooo
Huh? Huh? Huh?
wetin??..lolz..u b iphie???>>if u read it well...I was laughing about d joke she said about d dog eaten sum1's ass if she laughed her ass off..U get it?..If u dont..na u sabi!
Posted: at 17-12-2010 09:07 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- deguzman at 1-01-2011 01:55 PM (13 years ago)
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nonsense.. b4 u go finish dat, anothr man don phyuk am
Posted: at 1-01-2011 01:55 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- deguzman at 1-01-2011 01:56 PM (13 years ago)
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nonsense.. b4 u go finish dat, anothr man don phyuk am
Posted: at 1-01-2011 01:56 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kaycee22 at 1-01-2011 08:01 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: 14_Inches_Long on 11-05-2009 04:58 PM
HOW TO SATISFY A WOMAN:
Caress, praise, pamper, relish, savor, massage, make plans, fix, empathize, serenade, compliment, support, feed, tantalize, bathe, humor, placate, stimulate, jiffylube, stroke, console, purr, hug, coddle, excite, pacify, protect, phone, correspond, anticipate, nuzzle, smooch, toast, minister to, forgive, sacrifice for, ply, accessorize, leave, return, beseech, sublimate, entertain, charm, lug, drag, crawl, show equality for, spackle, oblige, fascinate, attend, implore, bawl, shower, shave, trust, grovel, ignore, defend, coax, clothe, brag about, acquiesce, aromatize, fuse, fizz, rationalize, detoxify, sanctify, help, acknowledge, polish, upgrade, spoil, embrace, accept, butter-up, hear, understand, jitterbug, locomote, beg, plead, borrow, steal, climb, swim, nurse, resuscitate, repair, patch, crazy-glue, respect, entertain, calm, allay, kill for, die for, dream of, promise, deliver, tease, flirt, commit, enlist, pine, cajole, Anglicize, murmur, snuggle, snoozle, snurfle, elevate, enervate, alleviate, spotweld, serve, rub, rib, salve, bite, taste, nibble, gratify, take her places, scuttle like a crab on the ocean floor of her existence, diddle, doodle, hokey-pokey, hanky-panky, crystal blue persuade, flip, flop, fly, don't care if I die, swing, slip, slide, slather, mollycoddle, squeeze, moisturize, humidify, lather, tingle, slam-dunk, keep on rockin' in the free world, wet, slicken, undulate, gelatinize, brush, tingle, dribble, drip, dry, knead, fluff, fold, blue-coral wax, ingratiate, indulge, wow, dazzle, amaze, flabbergast, enchant, idolize and worship, and then go back, and start again from the top.


HOW TO SATISFY A MAN:
Show up naked with a bottle of beer !!!!.

14_Inches


SO WHAT'S NEXT?
Posted: at 1-01-2011 08:01 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Obijiofor at 1-01-2011 09:26 PM (13 years ago)
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too   long .   someone   get   me   a   chair.
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- MrDon at 2-01-2011 06:55 PM (13 years ago)
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u neva relent 14?
Posted: at 2-01-2011 06:55 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 6-01-2011 12:13 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Lizzie4Shizzie on 17-12-2010 09:07 PM
Quote from: Kristiantus on 17-12-2010 11:02 AM
Quote from: Lizzie4Shizzie on 17-12-2010 02:09 AM
Quote from: iphie on 12-05-2009 01:31 PM
stop lafing ur ass off gal, d dog might eat it
lol..Omo u no srious ooo
Huh? Huh? Huh?
wetin??..lolz..u b iphie???>>if u read it well...I was laughing about d joke she said about d dog eaten sum1's ass if she laughed her ass off..U get it?..If u dont..na u sabi!
Huh? Huh?
shey na the reason why you come dey look me with bad eyez? Angry
Posted: at 6-01-2011 12:13 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- H-BAR at 6-01-2011 01:19 PM (13 years ago)
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@Long it's a powerful quote
Posted: at 6-01-2011 01:19 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- darbow at 6-01-2011 11:44 PM (13 years ago)
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sorry 1 missing you peletise latest grammer add it to your dico,,,,,,,,,,,grmarian
Posted: at 6-01-2011 11:44 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- 14_Inches_Long at 10-01-2011 10:58 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: kaycee22 on  1-01-2011 08:01 PM
Quote from: 14_Inches_Long on 11-05-2009 04:58 PM
HOW TO SATISFY A WOMAN:
Caress, praise, pamper, relish, savor, massage, make plans, fix, empathize, serenade, compliment, support, feed, tantalize, bathe, humor, placate, stimulate, jiffylube, stroke, console, purr, hug, coddle, excite, pacify, protect, phone, correspond, anticipate, nuzzle, smooch, toast, minister to, forgive, sacrifice for, ply, accessorize, leave, return, beseech, sublimate, entertain, charm, lug, drag, crawl, show equality for, spackle, oblige, fascinate, attend, implore, bawl, shower, shave, trust, grovel, ignore, defend, coax, clothe, brag about, acquiesce, aromatize, fuse, fizz, rationalize, detoxify, sanctify, help, acknowledge, polish, upgrade, spoil, embrace, accept, butter-up, hear, understand, jitterbug, locomote, beg, plead, borrow, steal, climb, swim, nurse, resuscitate, repair, patch, crazy-glue, respect, entertain, calm, allay, kill for, die for, dream of, promise, deliver, tease, flirt, commit, enlist, pine, cajole, Anglicize, murmur, snuggle, snoozle, snurfle, elevate, enervate, alleviate, spotweld, serve, rub, rib, salve, bite, taste, nibble, gratify, take her places, scuttle like a crab on the ocean floor of her existence, diddle, doodle, hokey-pokey, hanky-panky, crystal blue persuade, flip, flop, fly, don't care if I die, swing, slip, slide, slather, mollycoddle, squeeze, moisturize, humidify, lather, tingle, slam-dunk, keep on rockin' in the free world, wet, slicken, undulate, gelatinize, brush, tingle, dribble, drip, dry, knead, fluff, fold, blue-coral wax, ingratiate, indulge, wow, dazzle, amaze, flabbergast, enchant, idolize and worship, and then go back, and start again from the top.


HOW TO SATISFY A MAN:
Show up naked with a bottle of beer !!!!.

14_Inches


SO WHAT'S NEXT?

THEN DO THE NEEDFUL !!!!!



14_Inches
Posted: at 10-01-2011 10:58 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 11-01-2011 06:03 PM (13 years ago)
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14:14....
Posted: at 11-01-2011 06:03 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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