DRUG A*#S

Date: 23-05-2013 7:42 am (11 years ago) | Author: Jossy Donald
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- at 23-05-2013 07:42 AM (11 years ago)
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Two young brothers were picked up for doing drugs................ When they went to court the judge said that he would give them a second chance if they work in the community and convince young people not to do drugs....................so the two boys went out into the community.., did their work and returned to the judge the following month.................... The judge asked d older 1..., how many people he had convinced to give up drugs. The boy said... "I managed to convince 30 people"
...Judge was pleased and said.. "that's amazing, how did you do that?"....
The boy said.. "I used a diagram.... I drew two circles like this O o and told them that the big circle is your brain before drugs and the small circle is your brain after drugs"
"Thats admirable", said the judge then turning to younger 1..... "and how did you do?".... I persuaded 156 people to give up drugs forever".., said the younger brother..... "156 people?...! How did you manage that?"...... "Well I used the same two circles in another form ( o)( O) ..and said the small circle is your A*#S before prison... but when u get in....I bet u knw wat happen



Posted: at 23-05-2013 07:42 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
- jossy4reall at 23-05-2013 07:55 AM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: jossy4reall on 23-05-2013 07:42 AM
Two young brothers were picked up for doing drugs................ When they went to court the judge said that he would give them a second chance if they work in the community and convince young people not to do drugs....................so the two boys went out into the community.., did their work and returned to the judge the following month.................... The judge asked d older 1..., how many people he had convinced to give up drugs. The boy said... "I managed to convince 30 people"
...Judge was pleased and said.. "that's amazing, how did you do that?"....
The boy said.. "I used a diagram.... I drew two circles like this O o and told them that the big circle is your brain before drugs and the small circle is your brain after drugs"
"Thats admirable", said the judge then turning to younger 1..... "and how did you do?".... I persuaded 156 people to give up drugs forever".., said the younger brother..... "156 people?...! How did you manage that?"...... "Well I used the same two circles in another form ( o)( O) ..and said the small circle is your A*#S    A s s Hole before prison... but when u get in....I bet u knw wat happen



Posted: at 23-05-2013 07:55 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- Shegzan at 23-05-2013 08:04 AM (11 years ago)
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Hmmn... Nyc job!

Posted: at 23-05-2013 08:04 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- francischi at 23-05-2013 01:17 PM (11 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes

Posted: at 23-05-2013 01:17 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- ExpertTbright at 23-05-2013 07:23 PM (11 years ago)
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dey go soon catch jossy

Posted: at 23-05-2013 07:23 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- Nzetheo at 23-05-2013 07:27 PM (11 years ago)
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 the joke no 4  ...ny oO! Cheesy Grin
Posted: at 23-05-2013 07:27 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- etibaba at 23-05-2013 09:29 PM (11 years ago)
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Joke?

Posted: at 23-05-2013 09:29 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- etibaba at 23-05-2013 09:30 PM (11 years ago)
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Joke?

Posted: at 23-05-2013 09:30 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jossy4reall at 23-05-2013 10:49 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: etibaba on 23-05-2013 09:30 PM
Joke?

koje

Posted: at 23-05-2013 10:49 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 4-06-2013 12:32 PM (11 years ago)
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Hahahahah jossy u don dey improve from yeye

Posted: at 4-06-2013 12:32 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- jossy4reall at 4-06-2013 07:57 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: zeigbo on  4-06-2013 12:32 PM
Hahahahah jossy u don dey improve from yeye

u too dey improve above yeye

Posted: at 4-06-2013 07:57 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 5-06-2013 08:12 AM (11 years ago)
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More yeye to ur elbow

Posted: at 5-06-2013 08:12 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- jossy4reall at 5-06-2013 09:55 AM (11 years ago)
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hehe..thank u...and more yeye to ur anus

Posted: at 5-06-2013 09:55 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- ExpertTbright at 6-06-2013 10:12 PM (11 years ago)
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okay naa
 ı trek pass jejelı

Posted: at 6-06-2013 10:12 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- jossy4reall at 7-06-2013 06:32 AM (11 years ago)
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Trek??...more yeye to ur treking

Posted: at 7-06-2013 06:32 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- at 7-06-2013 11:31 AM (11 years ago)
Still  Undecided boo
Posted: at 7-06-2013 11:31 AM (11 years ago) |
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- jossy4reall at 7-06-2013 12:45 PM (11 years ago)
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more yeye to ur boo

Posted: at 7-06-2013 12:45 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- at 8-06-2013 12:01 PM (10 years ago)
 Roll Eyes another  Undecided boo
Posted: at 8-06-2013 12:01 PM (10 years ago) |
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- jossy4reall at 8-06-2013 02:55 PM (10 years ago)
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anoda yeye to ur boo

Posted: at 8-06-2013 02:55 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- emmajenic1 at 29-06-2013 07:06 PM (10 years ago)
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Jossy,hw ur own con bi?lol....Like dis...O or o?
Posted: at 29-06-2013 07:06 PM (10 years ago) | Upcoming
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