CHRISTMAS BONUS
Three dustmen are doing their last round before Christmas. The first goes to a house, knocks and finds himself being invited in by a stunning blonde, who takes him upstairs and gives him a good seeing to.
Afterwards, he rushes out and brags to his two pals about it. So the second
decides to try his luck. Sure enough, the same thing happens to him.

Finally, the dustcart driver, reckoning he's on to a sure thing, gets out and knocks on the door. The woman answers, smiles and gives him a fiver.
Severely disappointed, the man asks: 'How come I just get money, when you gave my pals a proper Christmas bonus?'
'Well,' the woman replies, 'when I asked my husband about tipping you all, he said 'Give the driver £5 - screw the other two'.'

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Posted: at 17-12-2008 01:23 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

 

Posted: at 17-12-2008 01:42 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero

  :'(

Posted: at 17-12-2008 01:35 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

u always give stories here not a joke. 

Posted: at 17-12-2008 01:48 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie

olachi, u r right
 

Posted: at 17-12-2008 03:35 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie

how person wan take laff now? where the funny part?

Posted: at 17-12-2008 04:09 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

lol!

Posted: at 17-12-2008 05:31 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie

uhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Posted: at 18-12-2008 11:59 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

how person wan take laff now? where the funny part?

I wonder o!

Posted: at 18-12-2008 01:45 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

u always give stories here not a joke. 

try blogs 14inches short abi long, we don't need u :'( :'( :'(

Posted: at 18-12-2008 02:03 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie

anybody wey no c d joke in ds piece no go school! 9ice 1 guy!!! i jst dey   

Posted: at 18-12-2008 03:08 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie

get a li** guy

Posted: at 22-12-2008 01:40 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

anybody wey no c d joke in ds piece no go school! 9ice 1 guy!!! i jst dey   

prof. na you go school pass. doh

Posted: at 23-12-2008 07:03 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

 

Posted: at 16-04-2016 07:35 PM (8 years ago) | Hero

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