Osama, Obama, Kemp Palmer your mama

Posted: at 10-02-2009 01:32 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

this bombastic n funny at dsame time

Posted: at 11-02-2009 04:24 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming

im a little tea pot short and......

Posted: at 12-02-2009 01:13 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

....you want to drink frm Kemp's tea right?

Posted: at 12-02-2009 07:16 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming

Some men, they buy chocolate
For Valentine's Day;
They git it at Wal-mart,
It's romantic that way.

Posted: at 14-02-2009 12:16 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Some men they buy diamonds
From a flea market booth.
"Diamonds are forever,"
They explain, suave and couth.

Posted: at 14-02-2009 12:16 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

But, I got you a gift,
Without taste nor odor,
Better than diamonds...
It's a new trollin' motor!

Posted: at 14-02-2009 12:17 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Me 'n' you's like a Moon Pie,
With a RC cold drank,
We go together,
Like a skunk goes with stank

Posted: at 14-02-2009 12:17 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

And when you get old,
Like a '57 Chevy,
Won't put you on blocks,
And let grass grow up heavy.

Posted: at 14-02-2009 12:17 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Yore complexion, it's perfection,
Like the best vinyl sidin'.
Despite all the years,
Yore age keeps on hidin'.

Posted: at 14-02-2009 12:18 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

When you hold me real tight,
Like a padded gunrack,
My life is complete;
Ain't nuttin' I lack.

Posted: at 14-02-2009 12:18 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Yo're as strong as a four-wheeler,
Racin' through the mud,
Yet fragile as that sanger,
Named Naomi Judd.

Posted: at 14-02-2009 12:19 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Like a good roll of duck tape,
Yo're there fer yore man,
To patch up life's troubles,
And stick 'em in the can.

Posted: at 14-02-2009 12:19 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Still them fellers at work,
They all want to know,
What I did to deserve,
Such a purty, young doe.

Posted: at 14-02-2009 12:20 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

You have all your teeth,
For which I am proud;
I hold my head high,
When we're in a crowd.

Posted: at 14-02-2009 12:20 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

You move like the bass,
Which excite me in May.
You ain't got no scales,
But I luv you anyway.

Posted: at 14-02-2009 12:21 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Your hair is like cornsilk,
A-flappin' in the breeze.
Softer than Blue's,
And without all them fleas.

Posted: at 14-02-2009 12:21 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Kudzu is green,
My dog's name is Blue
And I'm so lucky,
To have a sweet thang like you.

Posted: at 14-02-2009 12:21 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

what a heck?

Posted: at 14-02-2009 08:32 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

life is all about up's
wake up,clean up
dress up,cheer up
make up,grow up
open up,zip up
and even fu.ck up at times
but above all never give up

Posted: at 15-02-2009 05:01 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming

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