An Aboki cobbler who used to be a gateman for a rich Ibo business man made this confession to me while polishing my shoe.

He said his madam made him loose his former well paid job,as the story went...One day during a short vacation period for his boss (Oga),the madam approached him and told him that the oga has added more task to his job,that he was to be reporting to their master's bathroom every 8 a.m...the Aboki told me that on reporting the first day the madam ordered him into the bathroom and joined him later on and before he knew what was happening the madam was naked and told him to start scrubbing her back for her and that was just the beginning of his troubles.(pls don't ask me if bathing the madam was all that happened cos your guess is as good as mine).
So on one fateful morning my aboki friend reported to his now favourite job and met the Oga in the house and innocently started thanking him for the new task he assigned to him *Walahi! Oga me I like am for the job wey I give me,Nagwode* and told him that he should never mind paying him for the extra services,the oga being surprised asked him what this new job was and my good aboki friend tabled his new job description for his oga ...before the aboki knew what was happening the Oga has dialled 911 and the next place the aboki saw himself was in the police cell,he was later bailed out by the madam who is now out of wedluck but by the way is still enjoying the aboki's services once in a while.

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Posted: at 15-09-2011 08:05 AM (12 years ago) | Newbie

Ok

Posted: at 15-09-2011 08:30 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac

hmmmm

Posted: at 15-09-2011 08:53 AM (12 years ago) | Hero

U no Put salt  naa,e 4 swit. But r u wit d madam numba mak i call stephen!??

Posted: at 15-09-2011 10:13 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming

poster this na ya true life story

Person don tell you say you get phD 4 madness before?!

Posted: at 15-09-2011 10:26 AM (12 years ago) | Newbie

 

Posted: at 15-09-2011 10:30 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac

This na true life story
wetin go be the title of the film sef........?
Sotenna,the faithful Hardworker(a.k.a Assistant Oga)

E be like say the name sef too long.

Editor contribution wanted.

Posted: at 15-09-2011 10:31 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming

passing

Posted: at 15-09-2011 10:34 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac

U no Put salt  naa,e 4 swit. But r u wit d madam numba mak i call stephen!??

when next I see the aboki I'll try and get it for you.

Posted: at 15-09-2011 10:40 AM (12 years ago) | Newbie

So na me una wan turn into Aboki abi...sorry una dey look the wrong guy make una try Stephen.

Posted: at 15-09-2011 10:52 AM (12 years ago) | Newbie

Hmmm super story. Poster u no fit distinguish joke 4rm story? Na wa o

Posted: at 15-09-2011 12:05 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Hmmm super story. Poster u no fit distinguish joke 4rm story? Na wa o

Sorry oh but finally you still like am abi?!

Posted: at 15-09-2011 12:27 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie

Lyk wot? Jor o. Is dis a joke?

Posted: at 15-09-2011 12:33 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac

poster u be the aboki talk true.

Posted: at 15-09-2011 12:44 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac

poster u be the aboki talk true.

Bros forget that tie wey you knot you resemble confirm maiduguri man.

Posted: at 15-09-2011 12:50 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie

poster u be confirmed guy man Aboki

Posted: at 15-09-2011 01:13 PM (12 years ago) | Hero

poster u be the aboki talk true.

Bros forget that tie wey you knot you resemble confirm maiduguri man.

na u be the aboki talk true ,i no go tell any body talk.

Posted: at 15-09-2011 01:23 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac

aboki you are in SOUP Today

Posted: at 15-09-2011 01:49 PM (12 years ago) | Hero

 

Posted: at 17-09-2011 01:11 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac

 

Posted: at 17-09-2011 02:33 PM (12 years ago) | Hero

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