A TYPICAL BRIDE PRICE LIST IN IBO LAND (Page 5)

Igbos! Dem no get rival at all!! Dey r jst unique. Chai! Nna mehn!

oshe...  Yess oh... but am only bringing 2 cartons of maltina since u r already working

Poster i beg that is cheap, you are lucky the list  had cheap stuff on it. when my sister got married, her husband had to buy a car for the eze of our town( and my sister has never met this eze). Well my sister's husband comes from a well to do background, but he dropped a good 280K euros before the bride price was negotiated, and the funny thing is that the bride price itself  was only 250k naira, but when all was done with the wedding, her husband people had spent a whooping 98.5 million Naira, and my parents on their part spent 3.5 Million Naira  to add to the wedding, so her wedding wasnt cheap at all.  My  Brothers and our kinsmen said to my  sister's husband who by the way is half  ghanian, "Welcome to igbo land, where we dont sell our daughters, we remind you how precious our daughters are by how much you have to suffer  before we allow them to marry you, and if you fcuk up we will warn you the first 3 times, but after that, we have the right to beat the hell out of you and take our daughter back( you can keep any seed from the realtionship), after all we didnt raise her to be maltreated in her own home."

Igbo Kwenu!!!



Its every man's dream to have a beautiful and decent wife, but in iboland nothing good comes easy. Here a list that discourages men from marrying their certain dreams. Left for me, If i sweat to pay this ; i see no reason why my wife should ever mention another man's name in my house not to talk of fcuk

Section A : UMUADA (ALL KINDRED DAUGHTERS)
•   Wrappers and Blouses– (George/Hollandis/Nigerian Wax)
•   Jewelry – (Gold plated earings, necklaces)
•   Head ties and Shoes (Different types and colours)
•   Hand bags and wrist watches (Different types and colours)
•   Toiletries (Body creams, bathing soaps, washing detergents, etc.)
•   Beverages and food items
•   Cash gift (lump sum) –Ogwe ego
•   Drinks (Malt & Minerals)

Section B: NMANYA UKWU (BIG WINE) – KINSMEN (UMUNNA) The items in this category will be shared amongst the heads of the extended family of the bride to be.
•   Bottles of Seaman’s Schnapps (millennium brand)
•   Kolanuts
•   Gallons of Palmwine
•   Cartons of Beer, Malt and Mineral drinks
•   Heads of Tobacco with potash
•   Rolls of cigarettes
•   1 goat
•   Cash gift (Lump sum) – Ego Umu’Nna

Section C: N’MEPE UZO (OPENING OF GATE) – GENERAL
•   30 tubers of Yam
•   2 bags of Rice
•   2 bags of Salt
•   2 cartons of Star Beer
•   2 cartons of Guinness Stout
•   2 cartons of Maltina
•   6 crates of Minerals
•   3 bottles of Seaman’s Schnapps (millennium brand)
•   30 bulbs of onions
•   1 gallon of red Palm oil (10 -25 litres)
•   1 gallon of Groundnut oil (25 litres)
•   A basin of Okporoko (Stockfish)
•   2 pieces of Goat leg (Ukwu Anu ewu)
•   25 loaves of Bread
•   1 carton of Tin Tomatoes
•   1 carton of Tin Milk
•   1 carton of Tablet soap
•   20 Pieces of Morning Rose powder
•   1 gallon of Kerosene
•   20 heads of Tobacco
•   10 packets of cigarettes
•   5 pieces of George/Hollandis/Nigerian Wax
•   3 pieces of Umbrella
•   1 Big Box (Apati)
•   2 Big Basins
•   2 pieces of Igbo Blouse
•   2 pieces of Headties
•   Gold necklaces and Wrist watches (minimum of 2 pieces)
•   1 piece of Lantern/Lamp
•   “Ikpo Onu Aku Nwayi” (Bride price) – Negotiable

Other cash gifts that may be demanded during the course of the ceremony
“Ego nfotu ite” (cash to bring down symbolic cooking pot) – ₦ 1,000
“Ncha kishi udu” (Toasting of wine) – ₦ 1,000
“Ego Ogo cherem” (money for the inlaws) – ₦ 50,000
“Ego maternity” (money for future maternity) – ₦ 1,000
“Ego Onye Eze” (money for village chief) – ₦ 1,500
“Ogwe Ego” (lump sum) – ₦ 5,000

stupid mmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee is that only thing u can say¿

poster..do u have to post your wives list  here..go n pay joor...

naugty girl ----- so you still dey?

alright like my woman na