A TYPICAL BRIDE PRICE LIST IN IBO LAND (Page 6)

oshe...  Yess oh... but am only bringing 2 cartons of maltina since u r already working

Forget with d maltina. I go dash u myself for free.

Poster i beg that is cheap, you are lucky the list  had cheap stuff on it. when my sister got married, her husband had to buy a car for the eze of our town( and my sister has never met this eze). Well my sister's husband comes from a well to do background, but he dropped a good 280K euros before the bride price was negotiated, and the funny thing is that the bride price itself  was only 250k naira, but when all was done with the wedding, her husband people had spent a whooping 98.5 million Naira, and my parents on their part spent 3.5 Million Naira  to add to the wedding, so her wedding wasnt cheap at all.  My  Brothers and our kinsmen said to my  sister's husband who by the way is half  ghanian, "Welcome to igbo land, where we dont sell our daughters, we remind you how precious our daughters are by how much you have to suffer  before we allow them to marry you, and if you fcuk up we will warn you the first 3 times, but after that, we have the right to beat the hell out of you and take our daughter back( you can keep any seed from the realtionship), after all we didnt raise her to be maltreated in her own home."

igbo na thief, na sell den dey sel dere daugthers

igbo na thief, na sell den dey sel dere daugthers