Don't ask grandma questions if u aint ready for the response

Date: 17-04-2012 7:14 pm (12 years ago) | Author: G1886pearl
- at 17-04-2012 07:14 PM (12 years ago)
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Ina trial, a southern small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand. she was a grandmotherly elderly woman.
Attorney: Mrs. Jones do you know me?
Mrs. Jones: why, yes I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. you lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate pple and talk about them behind their backs. you think you are a big shot when you haven't the brainsto realize you will never amount to anything more than a two - bit paper pusher. Yes I know you.

Posted: at 17-04-2012 07:14 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
- brightossy at 17-04-2012 07:25 PM (12 years ago)
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No b compulsory 2 post joke
Posted: at 17-04-2012 07:25 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ogeloveable at 17-04-2012 07:32 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: brightossy on 17-04-2012 07:25 PM
No b compulsory 2 post joke
I must be mistaken, but did sumone speak?
Posted: at 17-04-2012 07:32 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- jossy4reall at 17-04-2012 08:19 PM (12 years ago)
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hmm I C
Posted: at 17-04-2012 08:19 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- at 18-04-2012 10:22 AM (12 years ago)
poster you try oooo,
as them just born you ,na you come pb4 b4 b million.
Posted: at 18-04-2012 10:22 AM (12 years ago) |
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- jaolab at 18-04-2012 11:31 AM (12 years ago)
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 Lips Sealed Lips Sealed sorry
Posted: at 18-04-2012 11:31 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- at 18-04-2012 11:46 AM (12 years ago)
yes sorry
Posted: at 18-04-2012 11:46 AM (12 years ago) |
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- queenrukky at 18-04-2012 11:53 AM (12 years ago)
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 Lips Sealed
Posted: at 18-04-2012 11:53 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- at 18-04-2012 05:16 PM (12 years ago)
 Undecided
Posted: at 18-04-2012 05:16 PM (12 years ago) |
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- deguzman at 18-04-2012 05:48 PM (12 years ago)
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 Grin
Posted: at 18-04-2012 05:48 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- at 18-04-2012 10:04 PM (12 years ago)
 Undecided boo
Posted: at 18-04-2012 10:04 PM (12 years ago) |
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- kaycee22 at 19-04-2012 11:25 PM (12 years ago)
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woke up from ur mat, so lazy and ugly, dont know what to do, come to NP and carve a yoke, abeg gerrat here.
Posted: at 19-04-2012 11:25 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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