dis na for ppl wey dey form posh which truly dey are not.. ere it goes.
Ur boifriend dey travel to aba by Ekenedili Chukwu bus and u put: safe flight booo, on ur BB status............God is Watching You
Ur mum sells palm oil and ur dad refill gas and u tell people that ur parents work in OIL & GAS......God is Watching You
U are sitting in a danfo bus going to Oshodi and u update on ur BB: i'm driving, no pings pls........God is Watching You
Ur account balance is N200 and u r singing aloud, She Must Chop My Money......God is Watching You
U still struggling to write UTME and on ur Facebook profile you put, University of Ife.....God is Watching You
He buys u a Louis Vitton Bag, CL shoes, BB Porshe and even help ur brothers, sisters and parents with money, now he takes u home and u say, baby, pls we are moving to fast...God is watching
talk ur own and continue d fun...
Posted: at 24-04-2012 07:53 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
Shydaimma at 25-04-2012 02:22 AM (12 years ago) (f)
lolllll
weytin i go say sef...thinkin...make i fink 1st
okies na since you need my website here is it www.shydaimma.....Dat's oll wait!!!!!! dat's oll
Posted: at 25-04-2012 02:22 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
He bought you a house and a car for a start, after eight months of courtship and super love show and dedication..., he asked you to marry him, you said; please let me think about it, and you have continue thinking about it for the past four months not minding the gifts you keep receiving without thinking. god is watching
Posted: at 1-05-2012 04:53 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
democrazy at 15-05-2012 12:07 PM (12 years ago) (m)
you came when I had no light cos i couldnt charge the electricity. You put me on the bad and ripped my cloths off even when you knew I hadn't eaten for days and my d**k wont stand. You made me eat your fairy well for hours and said It was the most romantic candle lit date you've ever had! God is watching you!
Posted: at 15-05-2012 12:07 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
MacDaniel at 15-05-2012 03:13 PM (12 years ago) (m)
kai>>>>o shyke u for months, send u secret card and texts and etcs>>>u enter my cubicle......we start to coincide next tin u say.....i've always seen u as a brother.......kai....#Godiswatchingyou# in short wen i crase #NaGodgojudgeus#
Posted: at 15-05-2012 03:13 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
democrazy at 17-05-2012 11:15 AM (12 years ago) (m)
i bought bread, you ate I ate. i bought kuli kuli, you ate I ate. I bought pure water, you drank i drank. now you buy trainers, you no buy for me! god is watching you!!
Posted: at 17-05-2012 11:15 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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