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![-]( "Sillyjokker") Sillyjokker at 15-02-2009 04:28 PM (16 years ago)  (f) 3-year-old Reese:
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven, Harold is His name. Amen."
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A little boy was overheard praying:
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy, don't worry about it. I'm having a real good time like I am."
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After the christening of his baby brother in church, Jason sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the car.
His father asked him three times what was wrong.
Finally, the boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted us brought up in a Christian home, and I wanted to stay with you guys."
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One particular four-year-old prayed:
"And forgive us our trash baskets as we forgive those who put trash in our baskets."
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A Sunday school teacher asked her children as they were on the way to church service, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?"
One bright little girl replied, "Because people are sleeping."
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A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3. The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake.
Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson.
"If Jesus were sitting here, He would say, 'Let my brother have the first pancake, I can wait.'
Kevin turned to his younger brother and said, "Ryan, you be Jesus!"
"Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest c | Posted: at 15-02-2009 04:28 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "rezimero") rezimero at 15-02-2009 05:23 PM (16 years ago) (m) Reply |
good one..  | Posted: at 16-02-2009 03:14 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "Gwhy") Gwhy at 16-02-2009 06:47 AM (16 years ago) (m) Thumbs up smal,u try.
Be the change u want 2 c in d WORLD | Posted: at 16-02-2009 06:47 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "size1") size1 at 16-02-2009 09:45 AM (16 years ago) (m) funny sha | Posted: at 16-02-2009 09:45 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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Thumbs up smal,u try.
Post your own; and take your small thumbs up back I no need am... 
"Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest c | Posted: at 16-02-2009 09:51 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "rita4love") rita4love at 16-02-2009 10:43 AM (16 years ago) (f) sillyjokker pls where are you from? hummm nawa 4 u o! funny guy | Posted: at 16-02-2009 10:43 AM (16 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]( "size1") size1 at 16-02-2009 11:10 AM (16 years ago) (m) if na dis kind joke i go post i beta de coment on gud jokes | Posted: at 16-02-2009 11:10 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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sillyjokker pls where are you from? hummm nawa 4 u o! funny guy
Rita... I be girl like you o! But thanks for your comments sha!
"Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest c | Posted: at 16-02-2009 11:16 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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if na dis kind joke i go post i beta de coment on gud jokes
Another silly silly comment again...mcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!
"Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest c | Posted: at 16-02-2009 11:18 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "size1") size1 at 16-02-2009 11:21 AM (16 years ago) (m) sillyjokker pls where are you from? hummm nawa 4 u o! funny guy
b4 u fall in luv wit silly, na chick she be oooooooo | Posted: at 16-02-2009 11:21 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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sillyjokker pls where are you from? hummm nawa 4 u o! funny guy
b4 u fall in luv wit silly, na chick she be oooooooo How that one take affect you... amebo... abeg mind your business
"Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest c | Posted: at 16-02-2009 11:24 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "Gwhy") Gwhy at 16-02-2009 11:25 AM (16 years ago) (m) Who dey tel who,wen u com b messenger na @ size1/2
Be the change u want 2 c in d WORLD | Posted: at 16-02-2009 11:25 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "Gwhy") Gwhy at 16-02-2009 11:27 AM (16 years ago) (m) Thumbs up smal,u try.
Post your own; and take your small thumbs up back I no need am... we don dey fight? Ok Thumbs up o thumbs up o thumbs up o
Be the change u want 2 c in d WORLD | Posted: at 16-02-2009 11:27 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "size1") size1 at 16-02-2009 11:48 AM (16 years ago) (m) Who dey tel who,wen u com b messenger na @ size1/2
concern | Posted: at 16-02-2009 11:48 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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sillyjokker pls where are you from? hummm nawa 4 u o! funny guy
rita abi watin be ur name i dey suspect u.. | Posted: at 17-02-2009 02:26 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "rita4love") rita4love at 17-02-2009 11:06 AM (16 years ago) (f) sillyjokker pls where are you from? hummm nawa 4 u o! funny guy
b4 u fall in luv wit silly, na chick she be oooooooo  O! bros am beging to loose control 4 sillyjokker | Posted: at 17-02-2009 11:06 AM (16 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]( "rita4love") rita4love at 17-02-2009 11:11 AM (16 years ago) (f) sillyjokker pls where are you from? hummm nawa 4 u o! funny guy
b4 u fall in luv wit silly, na chick she be oooooooo O! bros am beging to loose control 4 sillyjokker silly abeg edit dat spelling 4 me | Posted: at 17-02-2009 11:11 AM (16 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]( "size1") size1 at 17-02-2009 11:17 AM (16 years ago) (m) abi she be lebian | Posted: at 17-02-2009 11:17 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "lyinka") lyinka at 17-02-2009 11:27 AM (16 years ago) (m) sillyjokker pls where are you from? hummm nawa 4 u o! funny guy
b4 u fall in luv wit silly, na chick she be oooooooo O! bros am beging to loose control 4 sillyjokker silly abeg edit dat spelling 4 me Nope you post am correct am urself
GREATER IS HE IN ME THAN HE IN THE WORLD | Posted: at 17-02-2009 11:27 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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