Children In Church

Date: 15-02-2009 4:28 pm (15 years ago) | Author: Happiness keeps you sweet...
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- at 15-02-2009 04:28 PM (15 years ago)
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3-year-old Reese:

"Our Father, Who does art in heaven, Harold is His name. Amen."

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A little boy was overheard praying:

"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy, don't worry about it. I'm having a real good time like I am."

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After the christening of his baby brother in church, Jason sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the car.

His father asked him three times what was wrong.

Finally, the boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted us brought up in a Christian home, and I wanted to stay with you guys."

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One particular four-year-old prayed:

"And forgive us our trash baskets as we forgive those who put trash in our baskets."

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A Sunday school teacher asked her children as they were on the way to church service, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?"

One bright little girl replied, "Because people are sleeping."

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A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3. The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake.

Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson.

"If Jesus were sitting here, He would say, 'Let my brother have the first pancake, I can wait.'

Kevin turned to his younger brother and said, "Ryan, you be Jesus!"


Posted: at 15-02-2009 04:28 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- rezimero at 15-02-2009 05:23 PM (15 years ago)
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Posted: at 15-02-2009 05:23 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmanuel4christ at 16-02-2009 03:14 AM (15 years ago)
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good one..Grin
Posted: at 16-02-2009 03:14 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Gwhy at 16-02-2009 06:47 AM (15 years ago)
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Thumbs up smal,u try.

Posted: at 16-02-2009 06:47 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- size1 at 16-02-2009 09:45 AM (15 years ago)
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funny sha
Posted: at 16-02-2009 09:45 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 16-02-2009 09:51 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Gwhy on 16-02-2009 06:47 AM
Thumbs up smal,u try.

Post your own; and take your small thumbs up back I no need am...  Tongue

Posted: at 16-02-2009 09:51 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rita4love at 16-02-2009 10:43 AM (15 years ago)
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sillyjokker pls where are you from? hummm nawa 4 u o! funny guy
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- size1 at 16-02-2009 11:10 AM (15 years ago)
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if na dis kind joke i go post i beta de coment on gud jokes
Posted: at 16-02-2009 11:10 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 16-02-2009 11:16 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: rita4love on 16-02-2009 10:43 AM
sillyjokker pls where are you from? hummm nawa 4 u o! funny guy

Rita... I be girl like you o! But thanks for your comments sha!

Posted: at 16-02-2009 11:16 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 16-02-2009 11:18 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: size1 on 16-02-2009 11:10 AM
if na dis kind joke i go post i beta de coment on gud jokes

Another silly silly comment again...mcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!

Posted: at 16-02-2009 11:18 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- size1 at 16-02-2009 11:21 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: rita4love on 16-02-2009 10:43 AM
sillyjokker pls where are you from? hummm nawa 4 u o! funny guy
b4 u fall in luv wit silly, na chick she be oooooooo
Posted: at 16-02-2009 11:21 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 16-02-2009 11:24 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: size1 on 16-02-2009 11:21 AM
Quote from: rita4love on 16-02-2009 10:43 AM
sillyjokker pls where are you from? hummm nawa 4 u o! funny guy
b4 u fall in luv wit silly, na chick she be oooooooo

How that one take affect you... amebo... abeg mind your business

Posted: at 16-02-2009 11:24 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Gwhy at 16-02-2009 11:25 AM (15 years ago)
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Who dey tel who,wen u com b messenger na @ size1/2

Posted: at 16-02-2009 11:25 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Gwhy at 16-02-2009 11:27 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Sillyjokker on 16-02-2009 09:51 AM
Quote from: Gwhy on 16-02-2009 06:47 AM
Thumbs up smal,u try.

Post your own; and take your small thumbs up back I no need am...  Tongue
we don dey fight?
Ok Thumbs up o
thumbs up o
thumbs up o

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- size1 at 16-02-2009 11:48 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Gwhy on 16-02-2009 11:25 AM
Who dey tel who,wen u com b messenger na @ size1/2



concern
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- Emmanuel4christ at 17-02-2009 02:26 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: rita4love on 16-02-2009 10:43 AM
sillyjokker pls where are you from? hummm nawa 4 u o! funny guy

rita abi watin be ur name i dey suspect u.. Tongue
Posted: at 17-02-2009 02:26 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rita4love at 17-02-2009 11:06 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: size1 on 16-02-2009 11:21 AM
Quote from: rita4love on 16-02-2009 10:43 AM
sillyjokker pls where are you from? hummm nawa 4 u o! funny guy
b4 u fall in luv wit silly, na chick she be oooooooo

 Shocked Shocked Shocked  O! bros am beging to loose control 4 sillyjokker
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- rita4love at 17-02-2009 11:11 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: rita4love on 17-02-2009 11:06 AM
Quote from: size1 on 16-02-2009 11:21 AM
Quote from: rita4love on 16-02-2009 10:43 AM
sillyjokker pls where are you from? hummm nawa 4 u o! funny guy
b4 u fall in luv wit silly, na chick she be oooooooo

 Shocked Shocked Shocked  O! bros am beging to loose control 4 sillyjokker

silly abeg edit dat spelling 4 me
Posted: at 17-02-2009 11:11 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- size1 at 17-02-2009 11:17 AM (15 years ago)
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abi she be lebian
Posted: at 17-02-2009 11:17 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- lyinka at 17-02-2009 11:27 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: rita4love on 17-02-2009 11:11 AM
Quote from: rita4love on 17-02-2009 11:06 AM
Quote from: size1 on 16-02-2009 11:21 AM
Quote from: rita4love on 16-02-2009 10:43 AM
sillyjokker pls where are you from? hummm nawa 4 u o! funny guy
b4 u fall in luv wit silly, na chick she be oooooooo

 Shocked Shocked Shocked  O! bros am beging to loose control 4 sillyjokker

silly abeg edit dat spelling 4 me

Nope you post am correct am urself

Posted: at 17-02-2009 11:27 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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