MILKING MACHINE

Date: 25-04-2012 4:08 pm (12 years ago) | Author: akeem saliu
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- at 25-04-2012 04:08 PM (12 years ago)
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A farmer ordered a high-
tech milking machine.
Since the equipment
arrived when his wife was
out of town, he decided to
test it on himself first.
So, he inserted his
"manhood" into the
equipment, turned on the
switch and everything
else was automatic.
Soon, he realized that the
equipment provided him
with much more pleasure
than his wife did. When
the fun was over, though,
he quickly realized that he
couldn't remove the
instrument from his
'member'.
He read the manual but
didn't find any useful
information on how to
disengage himself. He
tried every button on the
instrument, but still
without success. Finally,
he decided to call the
supplier's
Customer Service Hot Line
with his cell phone (Thank
god for cell phones!).
"Hello, I just bought a
milking machine from
your company. It works
fantastic, but how do I
remove it from the cow's
udder?"
"Don't worry," replied the
customer service rep,
"The machine will release
automatically once it's
collected two gallons.
Have a nice day."

Posted: at 25-04-2012 04:08 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
- jossy4reall at 25-04-2012 06:01 PM (12 years ago)
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nice C&P
Posted: at 25-04-2012 06:01 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- at 26-04-2012 05:24 PM (12 years ago)
poster enjoy your milking machine
Posted: at 26-04-2012 05:24 PM (12 years ago) |
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- kimzi at 26-04-2012 05:33 PM (12 years ago)
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tanx Wink
Posted: at 26-04-2012 05:33 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- francischi at 26-04-2012 05:42 PM (12 years ago)
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nice one shaa Grin Grin
Posted: at 26-04-2012 05:42 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- wakawaka247 at 26-04-2012 07:44 PM (12 years ago)
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then enjoy the machine,
Posted: at 26-04-2012 07:44 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- wakawaka247 at 26-04-2012 07:45 PM (12 years ago)
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i waka pass
Posted: at 26-04-2012 07:45 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 26-04-2012 09:36 PM (12 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 26-04-2012 09:36 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- chummyli at 26-04-2012 09:41 PM (12 years ago)
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Nice one
Posted: at 26-04-2012 09:41 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- JalanJalan at 26-04-2012 10:09 PM (12 years ago)
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2 GALLONS?Huh?? CHEI CHINEKE MEEEEEEEE
Posted: at 26-04-2012 10:09 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- wakawaka247 at 27-04-2012 01:38 PM (12 years ago)
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 Undecided
Posted: at 27-04-2012 01:38 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ANELEEVEREST at 27-04-2012 07:08 PM (12 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 27-04-2012 07:08 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmagency9 at 27-04-2012 07:20 PM (12 years ago)
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 Lips Sealed
Posted: at 27-04-2012 07:20 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ANELEEVEREST at 27-04-2012 07:25 PM (12 years ago)
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deaf and dumb
Posted: at 27-04-2012 07:25 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- habiziz at 29-04-2012 03:40 AM (12 years ago)
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i dont get  Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 29-04-2012 03:40 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- kaycee22 at 29-04-2012 02:00 PM (12 years ago)
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afta two galons from ur skinny bady, u go  undastand why we tell u say stop cofy & phaste....
Posted: at 29-04-2012 02:00 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- wakawaka247 at 29-04-2012 05:29 PM (12 years ago)
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 Undecided
Posted: at 29-04-2012 05:29 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 30-04-2012 09:00 AM (12 years ago)
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Hmmmm
Posted: at 30-04-2012 09:00 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- wakawaka247 at 30-04-2012 09:30 AM (12 years ago)
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i waka pass
Posted: at 30-04-2012 09:30 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 30-04-2012 10:31 AM (12 years ago)
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Ok
Posted: at 30-04-2012 10:31 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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