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Date: 29-04-2012 8:22 pm (11 years ago) | Author: omachi chummyli
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- franel at 1-05-2012 05:35 PM (11 years ago)
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*Officer: What Is Your Name?
*Candidate: M P. Sir
*Officer: Tell Me Properly.
*Candidate: Modape PakurumoSir
... *Officer: Your Father’s Name?
*Candidate: M P. Sir
*Officer: What Does That Mean?*Candidate: Moshood Pakurumo Sir
*Officer: Your Native Place
*Candidate: M P. Sir
*Officer: Is It Makurdi Purum?
*Candidate: No, Minna Port Sir
*Officer: What Is Your
Qualification?
*Candidate: M P. Sir
*Officer: (angrily) What Is It?
*Candidate: Metric Pass
*Officer:so why do you need a
job?
*Candidate:M P sir
*Officer:meanin g?
*Candidate: money problem sir
*Officer:whats your personality?
*Candidate:MP sir
*Officer:would you explain
yourself and stop
wasting my time?
*Candidate: monacrotic personality
*Officer:i see. I will get back to
you
*Candidate:so sir, how's my MP?
*Officer:and whats that again?
*Candidate:my performance
*Officer: MP!!!
*Candidate:meaning?
*Officer:MP - Mental Problem

Enjoy Chummyli!!
Posted: at 1-05-2012 05:35 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- chummyli at 1-05-2012 09:41 PM (11 years ago)
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Thank u franel u are d best... Muaaaaah!
Posted: at 1-05-2012 09:41 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- missispanky at 2-05-2012 01:13 AM (11 years ago)
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whew!
Posted: at 2-05-2012 01:13 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- wakawaka247 at 2-05-2012 12:19 PM (11 years ago)
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mumus plenty wellu wellu
Posted: at 2-05-2012 12:19 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- wakawaka247 at 2-05-2012 12:19 PM (11 years ago)
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i waka pass
Posted: at 2-05-2012 12:19 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- globala at 2-05-2012 12:40 PM (11 years ago)
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really? really?? really???
Posted: at 2-05-2012 12:40 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- franel at 2-05-2012 08:01 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: chummyli on 29-04-2012 08:22 PM
A Drunk 18yrs old boy asked a married woman out, d woman got pissed, & told  her hubby d scenario. D husband told d woman to invite d boy over so that he could beat d hell out of him, he would hide under d bed. D woman did as her hubby requested. When d boy got there he kissed d woman & took of his T-shirt & his body was full of scars so d woman asked "why so many scars" d boy replied "I like to lay married women & usually I get caught so I kill d hubby's, If someone shows up now he'll be No.20 on ma murder list" d boy continued kissing d woman & d woman tried to reach out to her hubby under d bed & a small voice came up"If u tell him am here, u'll see.
Quote from: franel on  1-05-2012 07:16 AM
Cool These celebrities are clapping hands for you saying a job well done Cool
Quote from: franel on  1-05-2012 07:23 AM
Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin NAIJAPALS Says, WELL-DONE! Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

People r feelin ur joke swag. Keep goin on, ridin solo
Posted: at 2-05-2012 08:01 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- franel at 2-05-2012 08:04 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: chummyli on  1-05-2012 09:41 PM
Thank u franel u are d best... Muaaaaah!

na Baba God o! XOXO
Posted: at 2-05-2012 08:04 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- chummyli at 2-05-2012 08:36 PM (11 years ago)
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Thanks jare
Posted: at 2-05-2012 08:36 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- chummyli at 2-05-2012 09:26 PM (11 years ago)
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How
Posted: at 2-05-2012 09:26 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- wakawaka247 at 2-05-2012 09:52 PM (11 years ago)
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i waka pass
Posted: at 2-05-2012 09:52 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- franel at 3-05-2012 06:46 PM (11 years ago)
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Even a child is known by his actions, by whether his conduct is pure and right. Bible
Posted: at 3-05-2012 06:46 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- at 3-05-2012 08:59 PM (11 years ago)
 Undecided boo
Posted: at 3-05-2012 08:59 PM (11 years ago) |
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- chummyli at 3-05-2012 09:24 PM (11 years ago)
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Pastor
Posted: at 3-05-2012 09:24 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- wakawaka247 at 3-05-2012 09:25 PM (11 years ago)
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i waka pass
Posted: at 3-05-2012 09:25 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- franel at 4-05-2012 06:16 AM (11 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 4-05-2012 06:16 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- Shydaimma at 4-05-2012 07:26 AM (11 years ago)
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hahaaa Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 4-05-2012 07:26 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 4-05-2012 08:17 AM (11 years ago)
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Roll Eyes
Posted: at 4-05-2012 08:17 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- wakawaka247 at 4-05-2012 10:33 AM (11 years ago)
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kolo ape man , you dey shin eyes , moron
Posted: at 4-05-2012 10:33 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 4-05-2012 10:36 AM (11 years ago)
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Mumu goat
Posted: at 4-05-2012 10:36 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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