funny stories of naija visit

hya all,have you got any funny story of your visit to naija,mine was in 2006 summer i almost missed my flight and so had to rush to the airport early in the morning without having a bath,in a tattered jeans and a wrinkled t shirt with a simple nike slippers,so when i got to m/m international airport and go a trolley with my stuffs some of these guys that check your stuffs now made to stop me but the other one now said to the guy in yoruba tha o ri pe won ju ni(cant you see he s been deported with the way he s dressed?)wonkan ti o wo..the other guy now looked at me from top to bottom and shaked his head just waved me on,thats how i was saved a couple of pounds/euros settlement,even the taxi driver looking at me charged me less and not untill we almost got to my crib that i told him that i wasnt deported o 

please share your stories if you v got funnier ones or better ones

Posted: at 18-03-2008 05:50 AM (16 years ago) | Upcoming

thanks for contributing neway,guess your due for one cause u r missing the amala and the suya on allen avenue

Posted: at 18-03-2008 08:37 AM (16 years ago) | Upcoming

beggars come to me for money...i told them i have no naira....they said they don't mind accepting US dollars.......look at beggars these days.....they have gone for the foreign exchange....i told them that i don't have small US dollar notes and they said i should give them my bling blings.....oh man....!!!what the hell were they thinking.....?

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Posted: at 18-03-2008 11:19 AM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero

damn, i guess when i do visit naija, i gotta get prepared for a lot of stories to tell..

Posted: at 18-03-2008 11:01 PM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero

the trick is to get singles before heading to naija, that way anybody yu gave one will be excited, may not even spend it. On ther hand, it's advisable to be discreet so these ne'er do wells don't remember you

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Posted: at 19-03-2008 12:17 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

nah...not that easy.....especially when u look different....maybe u won't be in trouble if u land at the airport in PH but no way in Lagos....eyes will be watching u.....there was even a time,when someone cheated me of the price of the trolleys.....u know when u have to take trolleys at the Murtala airport and they said its 10USD....

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Posted: at 19-03-2008 11:03 AM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero

that was a sweet remark....but whats with the eyes rolling....

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Posted: at 19-03-2008 04:28 PM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero

hmmn,they do that a lot especially when they know u r new bet the guy 'll close early and retire to the nearest beer parlour

Posted: at 19-03-2008 05:27 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming

no lie,its like they smell u coming honestly..

Posted: at 20-03-2008 07:15 AM (16 years ago) | Upcoming

got told by someone in naij that people living abroad kinda glow when they  sweat and the sweats sort of oily i realli didnt understand the analogy as well but thats the onli explanation i gat 

Posted: at 20-03-2008 09:04 AM (16 years ago) | Upcoming