funny stories of naija visit (Page 4)

I wonder what you're gonna tell. Enuff catcalling. they always do that. Even women chyking janded guys up. I was at this bank back then i went to visit in naija and the bank teller was almost begging mw wit her eyes to please take her out and fcuk her that very minute. It was weird, shit got me all scared up! Just make sure you no flash too much benjie's

hya all,have you got any funny story of your visit to naija,mine was in 2006 summer i almost missed my flight and so had to rush to the airport early in the morning without having a bath,in a tattered jeans and a wrinkled t shirt with a simple nike slippers,so when i got to m/m international airport and go a trolley with my stuffs some of these guys that check your stuffs now made to stop me but the other one now said to the guy in yoruba tha o ri pe won ju ni(cant you see he s been deported with the way he s dressed?)wonkan ti o wo..the other guy now looked at me from top to bottom and shaked his head just waved me on,thats how i was saved a couple of pounds/euros settlement,even the taxi driver looking at me charged me less and not untill we almost got to my crib that i told him that i wasnt deported o 

please share your stories if you v got funnier ones or better ones