Sillyjokker at 24-02-2009 05:10 PM (16 years ago) (f)
A Mexican maid asked for a pay increase.
The wife was very upset about this and asked: 'Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?' Maria: 'Well Señora, there are three reasons why I want an increase. The first is that I iron better than you.' Wife: 'Who said you iron better than me?' Maria: 'Your husband said so.' Wife: 'Oh.' Maria: 'The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.' Wife: 'Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?' Maria: 'Your husband did.' Wife: 'Oh.' Maria: 'My third reason is that I am a better lover than you.' Wife (really furious now): 'Did my husband say that as well?' Maria: 'No Señora, the gardener did.' SHE GOT THE RAISE
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"Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest c
Posted: at 24-02-2009 05:10 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Toks-E at 24-02-2009 06:06 PM (16 years ago) (m)
hhmmmm
hehehehhe
na wa o
d husband don suffer
2.0.
Posted: at 24-02-2009 06:06 PM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Reply Qris at 24-02-2009 06:16 PM (16 years ago) (m)
She get luck say na gardner she 4 lose her job...so madam dey send gardner...lol
Posted: at 24-02-2009 06:16 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply Gwhy at 24-02-2009 07:49 PM (16 years ago) (m)
Wey d funny angle na?
Cos me no laugh o.
Be the change u want 2 c in d WORLD
Posted: at 24-02-2009 07:49 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply lyinka at 25-02-2009 10:09 AM (16 years ago) (m)
lol
GREATER IS HE IN ME THAN HE IN THE WORLD
Posted: at 25-02-2009 10:09 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply Pires07 at 25-02-2009 03:50 PM (16 years ago) (m)
hahaha
u sure say she no lie put for d gardener head?
lol
...everywhere i go they keep saying i'm Unique, well that's because my swag defines me.
Posted: at 25-02-2009 03:50 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply iphie at 25-02-2009 03:58 PM (16 years ago) (f)
Wey d funny angle na? Cos me no laugh o.
bad belle, any of ur joke don ever funny reach like dis..............@ silly,babe nice 1 dnt pay attention 2 our inhouse judas, u still getting d grammy as soon as emma is through making it.
Posted: at 25-02-2009 03:58 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply kido123 at 25-02-2009 05:55 PM (16 years ago) (m)
A Mexican maid asked for a pay increase.
The wife was very upset about this and asked: 'Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?'
Maria: 'Well Señora, there are three reasons why I want an increase. The first is that I iron better than you.'
Wife: 'Who said you iron better than me?'
Maria: 'Your husband said so.'
Wife: 'Oh.'
Maria: 'The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.'
Wife: 'Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?'
Maria: 'Your husband did.'
Wife: 'Oh.'
Maria: 'My third reason is that I am a better lover than you.'
Wife (really furious now): 'Did my husband say that as well?'
Maria: 'No Señora, the gardener did.'
SHE GOT THE RAISE
na me tell am , no be the gardner.....
nice one
Posted: at 25-02-2009 05:55 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply dinho4lyf at 25-02-2009 06:22 PM (16 years ago) (m)
kido easy abeg, u don talk to oyibo b4?
Posted: at 25-02-2009 06:22 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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LOLzzxxx to all my pals...
"Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest c
Posted: at 25-02-2009 10:51 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply lyinka at 25-02-2009 11:04 PM (16 years ago) (m)
nice one silly u be original silly
GREATER IS HE IN ME THAN HE IN THE WORLD
Posted: at 25-02-2009 11:04 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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nice one silly u be original silly
Posted: at 26-02-2009 02:18 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply iphie at 26-02-2009 08:04 AM (16 years ago) (f)
kido easy abeg, u don talk to oyibo b4?
ASTUALLY, KIDO NA CONFUSED GUY..............ASK REZI ND KPC IF U NEED CONFIRMATION
Posted: at 26-02-2009 08:04 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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"Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest c
Posted: at 26-02-2009 09:24 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply iphie at 26-02-2009 10:19 AM (16 years ago) (f)
BABE NA CLOSEUP U USE, U WAN TRY MY OWN I USE MINT O DENT
Posted: at 26-02-2009 10:19 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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BABE NA CLOSEUP U USE, U WAN TRY MY OWN I USE MINT O DENT
Wush! wUSH! This is soooooo scary... Babe, where did you get this pix from?
"Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest c
Posted: at 26-02-2009 10:59 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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BABE NA CLOSEUP U USE, U WAN TRY MY OWN I USE MINT O DENT
Wush! wUSH! This is soooooo scary... Babe, where did you get this pix from?
"Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest c
Posted: at 26-02-2009 11:22 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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"Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest c
Posted: at 7-03-2009 08:47 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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BABE NA CLOSEUP U USE, U WAN TRY MY OWN I USE MINT O DENT
Wush! wUSH! This is soooooo scary... Babe, where did you get this pix from?
"Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest c
Posted: at 9-03-2009 08:38 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply omatseye at 11-03-2009 03:32 PM (16 years ago) (m)
nice 1
Posted: at 11-03-2009 03:32 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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