crack ya rib part (2)

Date: 21-05-2012 10:00 pm (12 years ago) | Author: Saint kelechi
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- at 21-05-2012 10:00 PM (12 years ago)
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A 'just married' White couple decided to make love on their wedding night in the hotel.The wife did not want to get pregnant yet and requested the husband to buy condoms from the shop nearby.When the husband went out, the wife waited anxiously in the room with all the lights switched off.The husband had a hard time finding a shop that sold condoms and when he finally found one, he realized that he had only one $2.00He asks the shop owner to sell him one condom and the shop owner asked him which quality he wanted.'The white condom, lowest quality, is $1.50 each. The black condom, average quality, is $2.00 each. And the purple condom, highest quality, is $2.50 each.'   So the husband took the black condom as he had only $2.00.While the husband was out, a Black thief came into the room.The wife did not notice and thought that it was her husband. She grabbed the thief and happily started screwing.The wife was so exhausted that she fell asleep immediately. When the husband reached the hotel, he found his wife sleeping.Without a warning, he jumped onto her and started screwing her vigorously. The wife was surprised that the husband was so energetic and she thoroughly enjoyed the session.Nine months later, the wife gave birth to a Black baby boy. When the boy grew up, he asked the father. 'Papa, why am I Black and you are White?'The father shouted 'You are damn lucky, 50 cents more and you would have been PURPLE!'=))

Posted: at 21-05-2012 10:00 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
- kaycee22 at 21-05-2012 10:08 PM (12 years ago)
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hissss  sat down, waiting for yeye pipo to come....
ogbono
Posted: at 21-05-2012 10:08 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- chummyli at 21-05-2012 10:13 PM (12 years ago)
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U try jor but not all dat funny
Posted: at 21-05-2012 10:13 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- kaycee22 at 21-05-2012 10:22 PM (12 years ago)
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1st yeye,,,,
gbam
Posted: at 21-05-2012 10:22 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jossy4reall at 21-05-2012 10:26 PM (12 years ago)
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wtf
Posted: at 21-05-2012 10:26 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- kaycee22 at 21-05-2012 11:17 PM (12 years ago)
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2nd yeye
akamo
Posted: at 21-05-2012 11:17 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- wakawaka247 at 22-05-2012 04:19 AM (12 years ago)
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poster now you don finish , you don crack your rib two times,
ok na continue cracking your rib
Posted: at 22-05-2012 04:19 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Shydaimma at 22-05-2012 06:53 AM (12 years ago)
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am tryin to laff bt no reason to cos e no 4nny Huh?
Posted: at 22-05-2012 06:53 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 22-05-2012 07:05 AM (12 years ago)
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Lol Cool Cool Cool
Posted: at 22-05-2012 07:05 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- gameisover at 22-05-2012 12:15 PM (12 years ago)
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you try were a comedian  in your formal life? pls quit is not your profession
Posted: at 22-05-2012 12:15 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- Thonya at 22-05-2012 12:19 PM (12 years ago)
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My ribs don crack finish o
Posted: at 22-05-2012 12:19 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- kaycee22 at 22-05-2012 02:47 PM (12 years ago)
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cheiiiiiiii, see dem here, waka yeye 3rd
shydaimma yeye 4th
zeigbo yeye 5th
gamedonfinsh yeye 6th
thonya yeye 7th
all are yeyeful
ogbono
Posted: at 22-05-2012 02:47 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Thonya at 22-05-2012 02:53 PM (12 years ago)
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Kaycee yeye 1st
Posted: at 22-05-2012 02:53 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- queenrukky at 22-05-2012 06:00 PM (12 years ago)
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matured yeyes
Posted: at 22-05-2012 06:00 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- queenrukky at 22-05-2012 06:23 PM (12 years ago)
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NA U B CAPTAIN NA
Posted: at 22-05-2012 06:23 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- kaycee22 at 22-05-2012 10:23 PM (12 years ago)
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captainess
Posted: at 22-05-2012 10:23 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jossy4reall at 23-05-2012 07:08 AM (12 years ago)
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capterness
Posted: at 23-05-2012 07:08 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- queenrukky at 23-05-2012 10:08 AM (12 years ago)
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SEE AS YEYERITY DEY SCATTER
Posted: at 23-05-2012 10:08 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- jossy4reall at 23-05-2012 03:01 PM (12 years ago)
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wit u taking d lead
Posted: at 23-05-2012 03:01 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 23-05-2012 08:22 PM (12 years ago)
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Hmmmm Yeye full here Undecided
Posted: at 23-05-2012 08:22 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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