Senselee Omwami

Date: 30-05-2012 9:33 am (11 years ago) | Author: Collins Besidonee Ekatosio
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- at 30-05-2012 09:33 AM (11 years ago)
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Omwami bought a new mobile.
He sent a message to everyone from his
Phone Book & said,
'My Mobile No. Has changed. Earlier it was
Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610'
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Omwami: I am Proud, coz my son is in Medical
College .
Friend: Really, what is he studying.
Omwami: No, he is not studying, they are
Studying him. ============ ========= =========
========= ===
Omwami: ...Doctor, in my dreams, I play
football every night.
DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
Omwami : Can I take it tomorrow, tonight is the final game.
============ ========= =========
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Omwami : If I die, will u remarry?
Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die
will u remarry? Omwami : No, I'll also stay with your sister.
============ ========= =========
========= ==
Omwami : People consider me as a 'GOD'
Wife: How do you know??
Omwami : When I went to the Park today, everybody said, Oh GOD! U have come again..
============ ========= =========
========= ==
Omwami comes back 2 his car & find a note
saying 'Parking Fine'
He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole 'Thanks for the compliment.'
============ ========= =========
========= ======
How do you recognize Omwami in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from the
book when the teacher erases the board. ============ ========= =========
========= ========
Once Omwami was walking he had a glove on
one hand and not on other.
So the man asked him why he did so. He
replied that the weather forecast announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the
other hand it would be hot.
============ ========= =========
========= ========= ==
Omwami in a bar and his cellular phone rings.
He picks it up and Says 'Hello, how did you know I was here?'
============ ========= =========
========= ========= ===
Omwami : Why are all these people running?
Man - This is a race, the winner will get the
cup Omwami - If only the winner will get the cup,
why are others running?
============ ========= =========
========= ========= ===
Teacher: 'I killed a person' convert this
sentence into future tense Omwami : The future tense is 'u will go to jail'
============ ========= =========
========= ========= =====
Omwami told his servant: 'Go and water the
plants!'
Servant: 'It's already raining.' Omwami: 'So what? Take an umbrella and go.

Posted: at 30-05-2012 09:33 AM (11 years ago) | Newbie
- zeigbo at 30-05-2012 02:53 PM (11 years ago)
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Hmmmmmm u try
Posted: at 30-05-2012 02:53 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- BournIdentity at 2-06-2012 02:50 AM (11 years ago)
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Roll Eyes
Posted: at 2-06-2012 02:50 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- zeigbo at 2-06-2012 08:13 AM (11 years ago)
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Nice Cheesy
Posted: at 2-06-2012 08:13 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- zeigbo at 2-06-2012 08:13 AM (11 years ago)
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Nice Cheesy
Posted: at 2-06-2012 08:13 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- BournIdentity at 2-06-2012 08:17 AM (11 years ago)
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 Undecided boo
Posted: at 2-06-2012 08:17 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- zeigbo at 2-06-2012 10:42 AM (11 years ago)
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ABOKI
Posted: at 2-06-2012 10:42 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- BournIdentity at 2-06-2012 10:53 AM (11 years ago)
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wey u b
Posted: at 2-06-2012 10:53 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- kaycee22 at 2-06-2012 12:27 PM (11 years ago)
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joked
Posted: at 2-06-2012 12:27 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Muzzing at 2-06-2012 12:47 PM (11 years ago)
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OK
Posted: at 2-06-2012 12:47 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- zeigbo at 2-06-2012 01:24 PM (11 years ago)
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Ok
Posted: at 2-06-2012 01:24 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- francischi at 2-06-2012 01:38 PM (11 years ago)
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nice one
Posted: at 2-06-2012 01:38 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- BournIdentity at 2-06-2012 03:14 PM (11 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 2-06-2012 03:14 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- wilson200 at 2-06-2012 06:09 PM (11 years ago)
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u try,,nice one there.
Posted: at 2-06-2012 06:09 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- BournIdentity at 2-06-2012 06:32 PM (11 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes
Posted: at 2-06-2012 06:32 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- francischi at 2-06-2012 07:03 PM (11 years ago)
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 Cool Cool
Posted: at 2-06-2012 07:03 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- BournIdentity at 2-06-2012 07:05 PM (11 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 2-06-2012 07:05 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- francischi at 2-06-2012 07:14 PM (11 years ago)
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 Huh? Huh?
Posted: at 2-06-2012 07:14 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- BournIdentity at 2-06-2012 07:36 PM (11 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes
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- francischi at 2-06-2012 07:45 PM (11 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
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