DRUNK DRIVER'S TEST

A policeman pulls a driver over for swerving in and out of lanes on the highway. He tells the guy to blow into a breathalyzer'I cant do that,officer,I am asthmatic. I could get asthma attack,if I blow into that tube'.'ok,we will just get a urine sample down at the station'.'cant do that either,officer.I am diabetic,I could get low blood sugar if I pee in a cup'.'Alright,we could get a blood sample',cant do that either,officer,I am a hemophiliac,if I give blood,I could die'.The officer now beginning to run out of patience then said,'Fine then,just walk this white line'.'cant do that officer,'why not'?'because I am drunk'...........copyrights: S.P.J

Posted: at 9-03-2009 04:23 AM (16 years ago) | Newbie

i'm sure na naija

Posted: at 10-03-2009 01:26 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

u Somersault  de rytin abi na wetin

Posted: at 11-03-2009 10:03 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

shebi i don tell una about the kind of people wey una carry full dis house.... sizey, i beg i wan ask 1 question, KPC no get bed again abi wetin?...

Posted: at 11-03-2009 10:07 AM (16 years ago) | Hero

iphie is in good position to answer dat ?

Posted: at 11-03-2009 11:40 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

i no dy undastand again. e dn turn 2 pattern 2 post 1joke 10 tyms???

Posted: at 23-05-2009 03:01 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming