wetin u go do her

Date: 03-06-2012 10:11 pm (11 years ago) | Author: Idris balogun
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- at 3-06-2012 10:11 PM (11 years ago)
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A wife went on holiday leaving the husband behind.

The husband got so horny one day that he decided to try the maid who had just come from Nsukka village and who seemed clever.

He called the maid to his bedroom where he had taken off his pants, he pointed to his manhood when the maid arrived.

Husband: Do you know what this is?

Maid: (Shyly) Yes...

Husband: Do you know what it s for?

Maid: Yes

Husband: show me.

The maid immediately dropped to her knees held the item with both hands drew closer and opened her mouth.

The husband was shivering with anticipation

The maid then began,

"My name is Amaka Nweke, I'm 24 years old and I'm from Nsukka, Enugu State.

I would like to make a shout-out to my parents, my uncle Emeka Ossai in Ontisha aka'Eribe agwuagwu'and aunt Nneka aka'ochalugo nwanyi'.

I would also like to tell my boyfriend Emeka that I miss him.

Can u play me Ashawo by Flavour Nabania?"

Then finally says to the man,

"Oga, take your microphone I'm through.

Posted: at 3-06-2012 10:11 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
- chummyli at 3-06-2012 10:39 PM (11 years ago)
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Posted yesterday

Posted: at 3-06-2012 10:39 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- omomarty at 3-06-2012 11:17 PM (11 years ago)
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 Angry Angry Angry Angry
Posted: at 3-06-2012 11:17 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- BournIdentity at 4-06-2012 02:27 AM (11 years ago)
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it have tey
Posted: at 4-06-2012 02:27 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- zeigbo at 4-06-2012 09:39 PM (11 years ago)
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Angry Angry this is stealing

Posted: at 4-06-2012 09:39 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- ExpertTbright at 4-06-2012 09:51 PM (11 years ago)
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teeey long  pb4 no b small

Posted: at 4-06-2012 09:51 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 4-06-2012 10:16 PM (11 years ago)
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Roll Eyes

Posted: at 4-06-2012 10:16 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- idbalo at 5-06-2012 07:54 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: zeigbo on  4-06-2012 09:39 PM
Angry Angry this is stealing
Grin Grin this is repost for wu cant find it yesterday
Posted: at 5-06-2012 07:54 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- BournIdentity at 6-06-2012 06:35 AM (11 years ago)
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huh
Posted: at 6-06-2012 06:35 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- zeigbo at 6-06-2012 01:19 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: idbalo on  5-06-2012 07:54 PM
Grin Grin this is repost for wu cant find it yesterday
guy u for wait make e reach 1 wk nah b4 u paste dis 1 Tongue

Posted: at 6-06-2012 01:19 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- BournIdentity at 13-06-2012 01:12 AM (11 years ago)
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it have don teeeyy
Posted: at 13-06-2012 01:12 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- princyboy at 16-08-2012 08:12 AM (11 years ago)
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 Huh? Copy copy Ŋ© be work ooo
Posted: at 16-08-2012 08:12 AM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Estheraremu at 16-08-2012 01:17 PM (11 years ago)
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posted a day before last
Posted: at 16-08-2012 01:17 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- at 16-08-2012 01:51 PM (11 years ago)
enough  Undecided boo
Posted: at 16-08-2012 01:51 PM (11 years ago) |
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- globala at 16-08-2012 04:46 PM (11 years ago)
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u mean it?

Posted: at 16-08-2012 04:46 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- dembasjallow at 20-08-2012 06:45 AM (11 years ago)
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Here’s this guy sitting at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half an hour.

Then this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and drinks it all down.

The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says: “Come on man, I was just joking.

Here, I’ll buy you another drink. I just can’t stand to see a man crying.”

“No, it’s not that. Th...is is the worst day of my life.

First, I fall asleep, and I’m late to my office. My boss, outraged, fires me. When I leave the building, to go to my car, I find out it was stolen. The police say they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there but the cab had already driven away. I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home and come to this bar. And when I’m thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison.”
Posted: at 20-08-2012 06:45 AM (11 years ago) | Newbie
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- dembasjallow at 20-08-2012 06:50 AM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: dembasjallow on 20-08-2012 06:45 AM
Here’s this guy sitting at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half an hour.

Then this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and drinks it all down.

The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says: “Come on man, I was just joking.

Here, I’ll buy you another drink. I just can’t stand to see a man crying.”

“No, it’s not that. Th...is is the worst day of my life.

First, I fall asleep, and I’m late to my office. My boss, outraged, fires me. When I leave the building, to go to my car, I find out it was stolen. The police say they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there but the cab had already driven away. I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home and come to this bar. And when I’m thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison.”
Posted: at 20-08-2012 06:50 AM (11 years ago) | Newbie
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- chummyli at 20-08-2012 11:26 AM (11 years ago)
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Waris dis huh?

Posted: at 20-08-2012 11:26 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- missispanky at 20-08-2012 11:49 AM (11 years ago)
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 Wink
Posted: at 20-08-2012 11:49 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 20-08-2012 05:01 PM (11 years ago)
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Roll Eyes

Posted: at 20-08-2012 05:01 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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