Maths class

Date: 12-03-2009 1:23 pm (15 years ago) | Author: Jp JP
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- at 12-03-2009 01:23 PM (15 years ago)
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Teacher: Puting 4 apples together and later add one again, how many apples will yopu have in all?

Student: Sir, it all depends on how you put the last apple.

Teacher: How do you mean?

Student: If you put the apple beside the other 4, you have a triangle. but if you put the apple on top of the
             other, you are going to have a pyramid.




T : If your brother has 5 organges and you take away 1 from him, what will be the result?

S : That can never happen.

T : Why?

S : Because there is no nearby mortuary and the ground will be too strong to dig, meaning my death will
     be the result.

Posted: at 12-03-2009 01:23 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
- size1 at 12-03-2009 01:39 PM (15 years ago)
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- Angelgirl at 12-03-2009 02:55 PM (15 years ago)
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- omatseye at 12-03-2009 03:22 PM (15 years ago)
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- size1 at 12-03-2009 03:39 PM (15 years ago)
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- emmymth at 12-03-2009 04:06 PM (15 years ago)
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- Gwhy at 12-03-2009 04:08 PM (15 years ago)
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- damover at 12-03-2009 05:17 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Gwhy on 12-03-2009 04:08 PM
No comment.

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- omatseye at 12-03-2009 05:24 PM (15 years ago)
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- size1 at 13-03-2009 12:42 PM (15 years ago)
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- herdeysohjy at 13-03-2009 12:50 PM (15 years ago)
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- size1 at 13-03-2009 12:52 PM (15 years ago)
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- herdeysohjy at 13-03-2009 12:55 PM (15 years ago)
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- size1 at 13-03-2009 12:59 PM (15 years ago)
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- iphie at 13-03-2009 01:02 PM (15 years ago)
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- Gwhy at 13-03-2009 01:07 PM (15 years ago)
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- size1 at 13-03-2009 01:07 PM (15 years ago)
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- Gwhy at 13-03-2009 01:15 PM (15 years ago)
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- omatseye at 13-03-2009 01:35 PM (15 years ago)
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