ROBERTO DI MATEO PEN'S DOWN A 2YEAR DEAL WITH CHELSEA

Date: 13-06-2012 9:02 pm (12 years ago) | Author: hakeem
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- at 13-06-2012 09:02 PM (12 years ago)
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A MAN (with a very tiny pee pee) PICKED A HOOKER(nurse) FROM THE ROADSIDE, WHILE THEY WERE CONVERSING THE LADY WAS OPTIMISTIC WHILE THE MAN WAS A BIT TENSED BECAUSE HE LESS EXPECTED A LOW PERFORMANCE FROM HIMSELF AND HE THINKS THE PRETTY LADY WILL BE DISAPPOINTED IF SHE DOESN'T GET SEX. HERE IS THEIR CONVERSATION BEFORE THE SHOW


MAN: honey wat's ur real name?
WOMAN: moni
MAN: moni?
WOMAN: yes pls
MAN: woah, wat a lovely name u got
WOMAN: tanx honey
MAN: wat do u do for a living?
WOMAN: 'm a nurse
MAN: really? that means you re use to patients and nakedness
WOMAN: yes, but not always
MAN: have you held a penis before?
WOMAN: of course I have, you know is part of my job...
MAN: wat is the list size of penis you have ever seen
WOMAN: well, as a midwife 'am use to this size
MAN: which size?
WOMAN: ur size
MAN: fainted

 

Posted: at 13-06-2012 09:02 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- zeigbo at 13-06-2012 09:43 PM (12 years ago)
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Yeye pickin u don com again Cheesy
Posted: at 13-06-2012 09:43 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Ak33m at 14-06-2012 11:56 PM (12 years ago)
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no na torres just come back
Posted: at 14-06-2012 11:56 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 15-06-2012 05:42 AM (12 years ago)
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Ok
Posted: at 15-06-2012 05:42 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- jossy4reall at 15-06-2012 12:06 PM (12 years ago)
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joke don suffer
Posted: at 15-06-2012 12:06 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- ExpertTbright at 15-06-2012 02:20 PM (12 years ago)
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posta e b lyk say u get headache
Posted: at 15-06-2012 02:20 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- Ak33m at 15-06-2012 03:04 PM (12 years ago)
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baby commando u get dis kind gun yet boko lalam dey terroris 9ja area ans
Posted: at 15-06-2012 03:04 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- wukari at 15-06-2012 03:13 PM (12 years ago)
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hmmm
Posted: at 15-06-2012 03:13 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Ak33m at 15-06-2012 03:15 PM (12 years ago)
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wetin dey smel dis jukur peson
Posted: at 15-06-2012 03:15 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Ak33m at 16-06-2012 10:23 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: ExpertTbright on 15-06-2012 02:20 PM
posta e b lyk say u get headache





upcoming boko haram
wetin be ur own headache?
Posted: at 16-06-2012 10:23 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kaycee22 at 16-06-2012 10:29 PM (12 years ago)
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abeg diz na joke?
Posted: at 16-06-2012 10:29 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Ak33m at 16-06-2012 10:31 PM (12 years ago)
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na yoke in making
Posted: at 16-06-2012 10:31 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ExpertTbright at 17-06-2012 11:35 AM (12 years ago)
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sorry head boy
Posted: at 17-06-2012 11:35 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- Ak33m at 17-06-2012 03:46 PM (12 years ago)
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dis yoke teu xwit ooooo
wota plis...........
Posted: at 17-06-2012 03:46 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Ak33m at 18-06-2012 05:53 PM (12 years ago)
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 Tongue
Posted: at 18-06-2012 05:53 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ExpertTbright at 18-06-2012 06:20 PM (12 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes
Posted: at 18-06-2012 06:20 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- Ak33m at 18-06-2012 07:25 PM (12 years ago)
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dis is yeye in making
Posted: at 18-06-2012 07:25 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 19-06-2012 01:22 AM (12 years ago)
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Bongo Undecided Undecided
Posted: at 19-06-2012 01:22 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- ExpertTbright at 19-06-2012 09:33 AM (12 years ago)
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i c  Roll Eyes
Posted: at 19-06-2012 09:33 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- Ak33m at 19-06-2012 02:16 PM (12 years ago)
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wetin yeu ceee?
 Cool
Posted: at 19-06-2012 02:16 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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