***You go fear Grammar***

Date: 20-06-2012 10:41 am (12 years ago) | Author: Fertymor Fatty
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- at 20-06-2012 10:41 AM (12 years ago)
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Dis morning Hon Patrick Obayaigbon drove into a petrol station
in his sleek, state of the art range rover sports:

Patrick: guy, abeg give me full tank (in Benin language)

Attendant: I only speak english, sir

Patrick: Ok brother, good morning.
I currently feel a profound desire to replenish the propellant of my motorized automobile.
Therefore I cordially request you to transfer from your subterranean reservoir a sufficient
quantity of the combustible fluid of the highest octane rating to fill the appropriate receptacle
of the said means of perambulation to the brim...

Attendant: Bros na play I dey play ooo, ah u don vex.
how much fuel u wan buy...


*Joke of the month of June*

Posted: at 20-06-2012 10:41 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- BournIdentity at 20-06-2012 11:02 AM (12 years ago)
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 Grin Grin gud
Posted: at 20-06-2012 11:02 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- BournIdentity at 20-06-2012 12:13 PM (12 years ago)
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 Grin Grin fine yoke. next time rub am Pan Cake, make make e 4 fine d more Grin Grin
Posted: at 20-06-2012 12:13 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- ExpertTbright at 20-06-2012 01:37 PM (12 years ago)
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tell ham well

Posted: at 20-06-2012 01:37 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 20-06-2012 02:51 PM (12 years ago)
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Hmmmmmmm

Posted: at 20-06-2012 02:51 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- franel at 20-06-2012 05:31 PM (12 years ago)
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nice one

Posted: at 20-06-2012 05:31 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- Fertymor at 20-06-2012 05:57 PM (12 years ago)
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Posted: at 20-06-2012 05:57 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- francischi at 20-06-2012 07:39 PM (12 years ago)
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 Undecided Undecided

Posted: at 20-06-2012 07:39 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- ANELEEVEREST at 20-06-2012 07:45 PM (12 years ago)
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YEYE
Posted: at 20-06-2012 07:45 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- chummyli at 20-06-2012 08:49 PM (12 years ago)
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Una don de use dis man play abi... I go report all of u cos d conglumeration of unsupported retarded free lunatic escapees are escalating inflating dis rooma... Let me srop hia cos I no wan speak pass ma oga

Posted: at 20-06-2012 08:49 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- princyboy at 20-06-2012 09:55 PM (12 years ago)
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Lol ....E8
Posted: at 20-06-2012 09:55 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- BournIdentity at 20-06-2012 09:59 PM (12 years ago)
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u b mumu
Posted: at 20-06-2012 09:59 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Steelamazon at 20-06-2012 10:10 PM (12 years ago)
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lolling o! Grin kai! @chummyli: prease o, i luvs dis kind of glamar werra, so, prease i need u as my teachin teacher to teaches me how to spokes conglomerate engrish.  Roll Eyes

Posted: at 20-06-2012 10:10 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- BournIdentity at 20-06-2012 10:14 PM (12 years ago)
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wait 4 am. she no dey
Posted: at 20-06-2012 10:14 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- jossy4reall at 21-06-2012 10:34 AM (12 years ago)
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why is every body hia perambulating under the influence of grammatical innuendo . as a matter of fact dis atmosphere can not condone u pples equilibrium due to the fact dat u guy are in place dat can be define as too congested and  inuagurality in so gbajus of the machine kpurururuuu.........una think say na only him sabi blow grammar?

poster u try shaa me sef try too

Posted: at 21-06-2012 10:34 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- francischi at 21-06-2012 06:42 PM (12 years ago)
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 Tongue

Posted: at 21-06-2012 06:42 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- kaycee22 at 21-06-2012 10:47 PM (12 years ago)
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kolomentalist
Posted: at 21-06-2012 10:47 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Fertymor at 22-06-2012 11:00 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: chummyli on 20-06-2012 08:49 PM
Una don de use dis man play abi... I go report all of u cos d conglumeration of unsupported retarded free lunatic escapees are escalating inflating dis rooma... Let me srop hia cos I no wan speak pass ma oga
... Grin   Grin   Grin   Grin   Grin   Grin   Grin   Grin   Grin   Grin   Grin   Grin   Grin   Grin   Grin   Grin   Grin   Grin   
abeg continue, in short con teach me grammar sef... Lolz
Posted: at 22-06-2012 11:00 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Fertymor at 22-06-2012 11:07 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: jossy4reall on 21-06-2012 10:34 AM
why is every body hia perambulating under the influence of grammatical innuendo . as a matter of fact dis atmosphere can not condone u pples equilibrium due to the fact dat u guy are in place dat can be define as too congested and  inuagurality in so gbajus of the machine kpurururuuu.........una think say na only him sabi blow grammar?

poster u try shaa me sef try too
... I knew u will still bring ur own Grammatical English here, I don de wait 4 ur comment, Lolz
abeg con teach me wella...
Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 22-06-2012 11:07 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ExpertTbright at 22-06-2012 01:27 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: Fertymor on 22-06-2012 11:07 AM
... I knew u will still bring ur own Grammatical English here, I don de wait 4 ur comment, Lolz
abeg con teach me wella...
Grin Grin Grin
wait e dey come

Posted: at 22-06-2012 01:27 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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