Dis morning Hon Patrick Obayaigbon drove into a petrol station in his sleek, state of the art range rover sports:
Patrick: guy, abeg give me full tank (in Benin language)
Attendant: I only speak english, sir
Patrick: Ok brother, good morning. I currently feel a profound desire to replenish the propellant of my motorized automobile. Therefore I cordially request you to transfer from your subterranean reservoir a sufficient quantity of the combustible fluid of the highest octane rating to fill the appropriate receptacle of the said means of perambulation to the brim...
Attendant: Bros na play I dey play ooo, ah u don vex. how much fuel u wan buy...
*Joke of the month of June*
Posted: at 20-06-2012 10:41 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
BournIdentity at 20-06-2012 11:02 AM (11 years ago) (m)
gud
Posted: at 20-06-2012 11:02 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
chummyli at 20-06-2012 08:49 PM (11 years ago) (f)
Una don de use dis man play abi... I go report all of u cos d conglumeration of unsupported retarded free lunatic escapees are escalating inflating dis rooma... Let me srop hia cos I no wan speak pass ma oga
Chummyli d Great... May ur days be elongated for Naijapalling...
Posted: at 20-06-2012 08:49 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
Steelamazon at 20-06-2012 10:10 PM (11 years ago) (f)
lolling o! kai! @chummyli: prease o, i luvs dis kind of glamar werra, so, prease i need u as my teachin teacher to teaches me how to spokes conglomerate engrish.
Surprises make living worth-while. Lyf would be so boring without it, so, always be prepared 4 it.
Posted: at 20-06-2012 10:10 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
jossy4reall at 21-06-2012 10:34 AM (11 years ago) (m)
why is every body hia perambulating under the influence of grammatical innuendo . as a matter of fact dis atmosphere can not condone u pples equilibrium due to the fact dat u guy are in place dat can be define as too congested and inuagurality in so gbajus of the machine kpurururuuu.........una think say na only him sabi blow grammar?
poster u try shaa me sef try too
Love or Hate me its ur Biz, I have more important things to think abt since u never gonna change me
Posted: at 21-06-2012 10:34 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
Fertymor at 22-06-2012 11:00 AM (11 years ago) (f)
Quote from: chummyli on 20-06-2012 08:49 PM
Una don de use dis man play abi... I go report all of u cos d conglumeration of unsupported retarded free lunatic escapees are escalating inflating dis rooma... Let me srop hia cos I no wan speak pass ma oga
... abeg continue, in short con teach me grammar sef... Lolz
Posted: at 22-06-2012 11:00 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Fertymor at 22-06-2012 11:07 AM (11 years ago) (f)
Quote from: jossy4reall on 21-06-2012 10:34 AM
why is every body hia perambulating under the influence of grammatical innuendo . as a matter of fact dis atmosphere can not condone u pples equilibrium due to the fact dat u guy are in place dat can be define as too congested and inuagurality in so gbajus of the machine kpurururuuu.........una think say na only him sabi blow grammar?
poster u try shaa me sef try too
... I knew u will still bring ur own Grammatical English here, I don de wait 4 ur comment, Lolz abeg con teach me wella...
Posted: at 22-06-2012 11:07 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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