WHO KISSED AGBANI?

Date: 17-03-2009 10:30 am (16 years ago) | Author: Geraldine Okereke
- at 17-03-2009 10:30 AM (16 years ago)
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President Olusegun Obasanjo, Governor Orji Uzo Kalu, the former Miss World, Agbani Darego and Former Aviation Minister, Kema Chikwe are sitting in a train going through a dark tunnel. Suddenly, there is this kissing sound and then a slap!
The train comes out of the tunnel into daylight. The women and Orji Uzor Kalu are sitting perplexed, because everyone heard the slap, but nobody was sure where it came from. Obasanjo is bent over, holding his face, which is red from the slap.
All of them remained diplomatically quite and nobody said anything, least of all, sorry! Chikwe is thinking: “Nigerian men are all crazy and even these ones here are all lusting after Agbani. Obasanjo must have tried to kiss her in the tunnel. It is quite proper that she slapped him”
Agbani is thinking” Mr. President must have moved to kiss me and got slapped…. but by whom?
Obasanjo is thinking:”Damn, Orji Uzor must have tried to kiss Agbani; she thought it was me and slapped me…but could this little girl do such a thing without fear?”
Kalu is thinking, “If this train goes through another dark tunnel, I could make another kissing sound and slap Obasanjo again”

Posted: at 17-03-2009 10:30 AM (16 years ago) | Newbie
- Doshe at 17-03-2009 11:42 AM (16 years ago)
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prettynsexy since u re a newbies we will 4give u try ur own joke ok its has being posted b4...
Posted: at 17-03-2009 11:42 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omatseye at 17-03-2009 11:46 AM (16 years ago)
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chie....
Posted: at 17-03-2009 11:46 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- federico at 17-03-2009 12:57 PM (16 years ago)
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true talk doshe
Posted: at 17-03-2009 12:57 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Gwhy at 18-03-2009 05:43 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: Doshe on 17-03-2009 11:42 AM
prettynsexy since u re a newbies we will 4give u try ur own joke ok its has being posted b4...
hmm,bottom power na wa oh,c hw DOSE 4lo d girl talk gently assuming say na man nw,DOSE 4 ........ Hmm yansh
Posted: at 18-03-2009 05:43 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omatseye at 18-03-2009 06:55 PM (16 years ago)
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chie...
Posted: at 18-03-2009 06:55 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 18-03-2009 07:44 PM (16 years ago)
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omatseye, dem take 'chie' swear for u?
Posted: at 18-03-2009 07:44 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ironlady at 18-03-2009 07:47 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: rezimero on 18-03-2009 07:44 PM
omatseye, dem take 'chie' swear for u?
i think dats was wat happened to him
Posted: at 18-03-2009 07:47 PM (16 years ago) | Hero
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- Gwhy at 18-03-2009 07:47 PM (16 years ago)
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Rezi na so we c am o.
But welcome back sha we tink say dem kidnap u n onyin na.
Posted: at 18-03-2009 07:47 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Toks-E at 18-03-2009 10:05 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: prettynsexy on 17-03-2009 10:30 AM
President Olusegun Obasanjo, Governor Orji Uzo Kalu, the former Miss World, Agbani Darego and Former Aviation Minister, Kema Chikwe are sitting in a train going through a dark tunnel. Suddenly, there is this kissing sound and then a slap!
The train comes out of the tunnel into daylight. The women and Orji Uzor Kalu are sitting perplexed, because everyone heard the slap, but nobody was sure where it came from. Obasanjo is bent over, holding his face, which is red from the slap.
All of them remained diplomatically quite and nobody said anything, least of all, sorry! Chikwe is thinking: “Nigerian men are all crazy and even these ones here are all lusting after Agbani. Obasanjo must have tried to kiss her in the tunnel. It is quite proper that she slapped him”
Agbani is thinking” Mr. President must have moved to kiss me and got slapped…. but by whom?
Obasanjo is thinking:”Damn, Orji Uzor must have tried to kiss Agbani; she thought it was me and slapped me…but could this little girl do such a thing without fear?”
Kalu is thinking, “If this train goes through another dark tunnel, I could make another kissing sound and slap Obasanjo again”


reposted and painted b4
Posted: at 18-03-2009 10:05 PM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- skarfies at 20-03-2009 02:24 AM (16 years ago)
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Posted: at 20-03-2009 02:24 AM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- skarfies at 20-03-2009 02:34 AM (16 years ago)
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MUMU...KOLO PPLE GOD PUNISH ALL OF DEM BEGGERZ WHEY DEY YAB 4DIS BLOG.....AMEN
Posted: at 20-03-2009 02:34 AM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- mushabc at 20-03-2009 03:41 PM (16 years ago)
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huh
Posted: at 20-03-2009 03:41 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- omatseye at 20-03-2009 04:21 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: rezimero on 18-03-2009 07:44 PM
omatseye, dem take 'chie' swear for u?

HW DOES IT AFFECT U BOY@REZI OR WHAT U CALL UR AGE...
Posted: at 20-03-2009 04:21 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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