WHO KISSED AGBANI?

omatseye, dem take 'chie' swear for u?

President Olusegun Obasanjo, Governor Orji Uzo Kalu, the former Miss World, Agbani Darego and Former Aviation Minister, Kema Chikwe are sitting in a train going through a dark tunnel. Suddenly, there is this kissing sound and then a slap!
The train comes out of the tunnel into daylight. The women and Orji Uzor Kalu are sitting perplexed, because everyone heard the slap, but nobody was sure where it came from. Obasanjo is bent over, holding his face, which is red from the slap.
All of them remained diplomatically quite and nobody said anything, least of all, sorry! Chikwe is thinking: “Nigerian men are all crazy and even these ones here are all lusting after Agbani. Obasanjo must have tried to kiss her in the tunnel. It is quite proper that she slapped him”
Agbani is thinking” Mr. President must have moved to kiss me and got slapped…. but by whom?
Obasanjo is thinking:”Damn, Orji Uzor must have tried to kiss Agbani; she thought it was me and slapped me…but could this little girl do such a thing without fear?”
Kalu is thinking, “If this train goes through another dark tunnel, I could make another kissing sound and slap Obasanjo again”

omatseye, dem take 'chie' swear for u?