A naked refrigerator

Three men approached the gate to heaven and as
there was only one opening left, the gatekeeper said
that whoever had the most remarkable and worthy death could enter.
He asked the first man how he died, and the man replied,

'Imagine this -- I suspected my wife was having an affair
behind my back and I wanted to find out the truth.
I came home from work one day to surprise her and catch her in the act.
When I searched the house I found her in the bathroom.
The mirror was fogged and she had a towel on but her hair
wasn't wet, so I knew she wasn't taking a shower.

I looked all around the house to find the guy.
I found ten fingers hanging onto the window sill outside.
I pounded them until he finally let go.
When he fell he landed in some bushes and
God must have loved him because he lived, so I threw the
refrigerator out the window to finish him off.
After all the excitement I fell dead of a heart attack.'
Then the gatekeeper asked the second man how he died. He replied,

'Imagine this -- I'm minding my own business on top of my
apartment building. I was riding one of those stationary
bicycles when the screws gave out and I flew off the side.
I reached out and caught a window sill, then some idiot
started pounding on my fingertips. When I fell I landed
in some bushes and God must have loved me because I lived.
But then that same idiot threw his
refrigerator out the window and it crushed me.'

'That, too, is horrible,' said the gate keeper.
Then he asked the third man the same question.

His reply was, 'OK, imagine this, I'm naked in a refrigerator...' 
 

Posted: at 17-03-2009 01:35 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

PB4, BT WITOUT D 2ND MAN N IT WAS A WMAN WHO SUSPECTD D HUBY BT DID NT THROW D FRIDGE.

Posted: at 17-04-2009 12:22 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

it means it hasnt been posted b4 since all dose things were nt in d first joke.Appreciate his creativeness

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Posted: at 17-04-2009 12:26 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

watever

Posted: at 17-04-2009 02:59 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

iphie, hw u dey now?na ur pics be dat?

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Posted: at 17-04-2009 03:57 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Posted b 4040

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Posted: at 17-04-2009 09:09 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

why now?

Posted: at 17-04-2009 10:34 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac