Three men approached the gate to heaven and as there was only one opening left, the gatekeeper said that whoever had the most remarkable and worthy death could enter. He asked the first man how he died, and the man replied,
'Imagine this -- I suspected my wife was having an affair behind my back and I wanted to find out the truth. I came home from work one day to surprise her and catch her in the act. When I searched the house I found her in the bathroom. The mirror was fogged and she had a towel on but her hair wasn't wet, so I knew she wasn't taking a shower. I looked all around the house to find the guy. I found ten fingers hanging onto the window sill outside. I pounded them until he finally let go. When he fell he landed in some bushes and God must have loved him because he lived, so I threw the refrigerator out the window to finish him off. After all the excitement I fell dead of a heart attack.' Then the gatekeeper asked the second man how he died. He replied,
'Imagine this -- I'm minding my own business on top of my apartment building. I was riding one of those stationary bicycles when the screws gave out and I flew off the side. I reached out and caught a window sill, then some idiot started pounding on my fingertips. When I fell I landed in some bushes and God must have loved me because I lived. But then that same idiot threw his refrigerator out the window and it crushed me.'
'That, too, is horrible,' said the gate keeper. Then he asked the third man the same question.
His reply was, 'OK, imagine this, I'm naked in a refrigerator...'
Posted: at 17-03-2009 01:38 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
dinho4lyf at 17-03-2009 07:18 PM (16 years ago) (m)
still moving
Posted: at 17-03-2009 07:18 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
stripod102 at 17-03-2009 11:21 PM (16 years ago) (m)
Quote from: federico on 17-03-2009 01:38 PM
Three men approached the gate to heaven and as there was only one opening left, the gatekeeper said that whoever had the most remarkable and worthy death could enter. He asked the first man how he died, and the man replied,
'Imagine this -- I suspected my wife was having an affair behind my back and I wanted to find out the truth. I came home from work one day to surprise her and catch her in the act. When I searched the house I found her in the bathroom. The mirror was fogged and she had a towel on but her hair wasn't wet, so I knew she wasn't taking a shower. I looked all around the house to find the guy. I found ten fingers hanging onto the window sill outside. I pounded them until he finally let go. When he fell he landed in some bushes and God must have loved him because he lived, so I threw the refrigerator out the window to finish him off. After all the excitement I fell dead of a heart attack.' Then the gatekeeper asked the second man how he died. He replied,
'Imagine this -- I'm minding my own business on top of my apartment building. I was riding one of those stationary bicycles when the screws gave out and I flew off the side. I reached out and caught a window sill, then some idiot started pounding on my fingertips. When I fell I landed in some bushes and God must have loved me because I lived. But then that same idiot threw his refrigerator out the window and it crushed me.'
'That, too, is horrible,' said the gate keeper. Then he asked the third man the same question.
His reply was, 'OK, imagine this, I'm naked in a refrigerator...'
Shey na B/Cus copyrite no dey 9ja?,if not Fbi 4don carry una .All dis jokes wey all of una just dey thief sef..i tire ooo.Abi una be P-Square nii?
Posted: at 17-03-2009 11:21 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
Kristiantus at 18-03-2009 04:40 PM (16 years ago) (m)
Quote from: Doshe on 18-03-2009 04:10 PM
Quote from: stripod102 on 18-03-2009 12:54 PM
you dey feel like obasanjo abi? remember wetin the guy take resemble oooo
U tink say na to plate ur hair b d tin na common sense na matter ohhhhhhhhhhh.
doshe, how you dey now.... true true, many many things don dey happen for this our room.... people just go dey type any thing just in the name of post. the thing really tire meooo.....
Posted: at 18-03-2009 04:40 PM (16 years ago) | Hero