When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be the boss.
The brain said, "since I control everything and do all the thinking, I should be the boss."
The feet said, "since I carry man where he wants to go and get him in position to do what the brain wants, then I should be the boss."
The hands said, "since I must do all the work and earn all the money to keep the rest of you going, I should be the boss."
And so it went with the eyes, the heart, the lungs, and all the other parts of the body, each giving the reason why they should be the boss.
Finally, the A*#S spoke up and said it was going to be the boss.
All the other parts laughed and laughed at the idea of the A*#S being the boss. The A*#S got so angry that he blocked himself off and refused to function.
Soon the brain was feverish and could barely think, the feet felt like lead weights and was almost too weak to drag the body anywhere, the eyes grew bleary, and the hands hung useless at the sides. All pleaded with the brain to let the A*#S be declared the boss.
And so it happened; all the other parts did all the work and the A*#S just bossed and passed out a lot of crap.
THE MORAL: You don't have to be a brain to be a boss, just an old A*#S.
Alternate moral: No matter how well things are going, it can all be shut down by a single A*#S.
"Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest c
Posted: at 17-03-2009 10:04 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
stripod102 at 17-03-2009 10:16 PM (15 years ago) (m)
You should be ashamed of yourself.
Posted: at 17-03-2009 10:16 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
What a fabulous,wonderful entertaining educative superlative qualitative amusing excellent meaningful congratulatory abeg mak una borrow me english mak i tak am qualify ds joke so dat my DEAR SILLY go dey happy wit me na!!!
Be the change u want 2 c in d WORLD
Posted: at 18-03-2009 11:44 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
fengintin at 18-03-2009 12:29 PM (15 years ago) (m)
D joke make sense sha,at d same tym shows how babaric Africans are. . . .especially 9jarians. . . . .dis 1 no b educative joke na SHIT JOKE,and na babaric tins lyk dis dey swit our belle.Who of u hia fit laff if jim carey crack joke? ? ? Na shit and A*#S dey swit una
Posted: at 18-03-2009 12:29 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
Sillyjokker at 18-03-2009 12:34 PM (15 years ago) (f)
Quote from: fengintin on 18-03-2009 12:29 PM
D joke make sense sha,at d same tym shows how babaric Africans are. . . .especially 9jarians. . . . .dis 1 no b educative joke na SHIT JOKE,and na babaric tins lyk dis dey swit our belle.Who of u hia fit laff if jim carey crack joke? ? ? Na shit and A*#S dey swit una
You needn't laugh, comment or show any form of dumbness to a joke that you feel is babaric...phew! In any case, if it makes you laugh, then you are also babaric...
"Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest c
Posted: at 18-03-2009 12:34 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Sillyjokker at 18-03-2009 12:38 PM (15 years ago) (f)
Quote from: stripod102 on 18-03-2009 12:32 PM
I guess na u be the # 1 leader than Silly jokes....Oshisko number1...Oga i hail u ooooo
Stripod or thadpole or whatever you choose to call yourself... OShisko number 1 is already taken by someone else... quickly accept your number. OSHISKO 7
"Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest c
Posted: at 18-03-2009 12:38 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
fengintin at 18-03-2009 01:38 PM (15 years ago) (m)
Silly joker,na you an Gwhy skip school togeda?Na so dem dey spell tadpole?Its tadpole not thadpole...........Chai...........people dom wastemoni ohhhh......kai
Posted: at 18-03-2009 01:38 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
Sillyjokker at 18-03-2009 01:41 PM (15 years ago) (f)
Quote from: fengintin on 18-03-2009 01:38 PM
Silly joker,na you an Gwhy skip school togeda?Na so dem dey spell tadpole?Its tadpole not thadpole...........Chai...........people dom wastemoni ohhhh......kai
Now! do I have to answer every faceless monster that appears in this forum? Newbie without a face, please go to bed... you must be feeling sleepy... Oshisko 8.
"Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest c
Posted: at 18-03-2009 01:41 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
fengintin at 18-03-2009 01:44 PM (15 years ago) (m)
silly if you wan yab person,think am first,no just grab keyboard and type rubbish...see ohh b4 i finish talk you don confirm am.
"Hmm silly na who b Oshisko no 1 na?
I believe everyone knows their number... "
You just open mouth dey give pple numba,you no even sabi who you give....why you dey even give pple number,you be mopol wey dey collect green note for road niii?
Posted: at 18-03-2009 01:44 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
stripod102
Emmanuel4christ
...wht a nice joke..thumbs up 
Gwhy
Edwizzie
fengintin
Oshisko 8. 
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