Apartment for rent

Date: 18-03-2009 2:33 am (16 years ago) | Author: King Samuel O Dguy
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- at 18-03-2009 02:33 AM (16 years ago)
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THIS IS TOO FUNNY ...

A businessman met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend
the night with her for $500. They did their thing,
and, before he left, he told her that he did
not have any cash with him, but he would have his
secretary write a cheque and mail it to her, calling
the payment 'RENT FOR APARTMENT.'

On the way to the office, he regretted what he had
done, realizing that the whole event had not been
worth the price. So he had his secretary send a cheque
for $250 and enclose the following typed note:

'Dear Madam:
Enclosed find a cheque for $250 for rent of your
apartment. I am not sending the amount agreed upon,
because when I rented the place, I was under the
impression that:
#1 - it had never been occupied;
#2 - there was plenty of heat; and
#3 - it was small enough to make me feel cozy and at home.
However, I found out that:
#1 - it had been previously occupied,
#2 - there wasn't any heat, and
#3 - it was entirely too large.'
Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately
returned the check for $250 with the following note:

'Dear Sir:
#1 - I cannot understand how you could expect a
beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely.
#2 - As for the heat, there is plenty of it, if you
know how to turn it on.
#3 - Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed of
regular size, but you don't have enough furniture
to fill it, please do not blame me.

....hahaha!!!

Posted: at 18-03-2009 02:33 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- Gwhy at 18-03-2009 04:54 AM (16 years ago)
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Wait,
na dguy imsef post dis tin?
Wel no comment o,mak them no go block me 4rm using naijapals!!!
Posted: at 18-03-2009 04:54 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omatseye at 18-03-2009 07:44 AM (16 years ago)
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chie...
Posted: at 18-03-2009 07:44 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 18-03-2009 08:09 AM (16 years ago)
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dguy... thumbs up!

Posted: at 18-03-2009 08:09 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Gwhy at 18-03-2009 11:18 AM (16 years ago)
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Wetin b thumbs up inside or na bcos i no wan comment on top d joke?
Mak i no talk o!!!
Posted: at 18-03-2009 11:18 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Doshe at 18-03-2009 04:35 PM (16 years ago)
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i hope we r now free 2 post watever we want? since Dguy cud post such tins..................
Posted: at 18-03-2009 04:35 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zooby at 18-03-2009 04:40 PM (16 years ago)
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NICE ONE DGUY KEEP IT UP
THE SKY IS THE LIMIT
Posted: at 18-03-2009 04:40 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- iphie at 18-03-2009 05:01 PM (16 years ago)
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dguy welcum bak from retirement, as u fit c we miss u no b big......................9ice joke.
Posted: at 18-03-2009 05:01 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omatseye at 18-03-2009 05:34 PM (16 years ago)
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dguy go reinforce.....
Posted: at 18-03-2009 05:34 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Gwhy at 18-03-2009 05:39 PM (16 years ago)
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Since my baby(iphie) talk say she mis dguy dat mean say me 2 mis dguy b dat na.
Dguy 2face sori 9ice jare
Posted: at 18-03-2009 05:39 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omatseye at 18-03-2009 05:42 PM (16 years ago)
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SO WHAT NEXT
Posted: at 18-03-2009 05:42 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- herdeysohjy at 18-03-2009 05:53 PM (16 years ago)
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lol
Dguy baba, u are ten much
Posted: at 18-03-2009 05:53 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omatseye at 18-03-2009 06:00 PM (16 years ago)
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ten  much...
Posted: at 18-03-2009 06:00 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- herdeysohjy at 18-03-2009 06:04 PM (16 years ago)
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 Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
Posted: at 18-03-2009 06:04 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omatseye at 18-03-2009 06:15 PM (16 years ago)
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chie...
Posted: at 18-03-2009 06:15 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ironlady at 19-03-2009 08:01 AM (16 years ago)
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...........................
Posted: at 19-03-2009 08:01 AM (16 years ago) | Hero
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- omatseye at 19-03-2009 08:03 AM (16 years ago)
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hav u seen my facebook profile?
Posted: at 19-03-2009 08:03 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ironlady at 19-03-2009 08:03 AM (16 years ago)
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AHA....WETIN YES I HAVE
Posted: at 19-03-2009 08:03 AM (16 years ago) | Hero
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- omatseye at 19-03-2009 08:04 AM (16 years ago)
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so what did u seen?tell me every tin u saw
Posted: at 19-03-2009 08:04 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ironlady at 19-03-2009 08:05 AM (16 years ago)
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Posted: at 19-03-2009 08:05 AM (16 years ago) | Hero
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