A plane was about to crash and there were only 4 parachutes meanwhile there were 5 people on board. The 1st person was Messi and he said "Ɣou know I'm †he world's best footballer, so i cant die now" he took 1 parachute and left. The 2nd who was Aliko Dangote said "Ɣou know I'm †he richest man in Africa and I'm †oo young to die" so, he took †he 2nd parachute and left.
President Jonathan said" Ɣou know I'm †he smartest president in †he world, so i cant die now" he took 1 and left. It was left with Pope Benedict and A little schoolgirl. The Pope said †o her "take †he last 1, I'll sacrifice my life 4 Ɣou".The little girl replied "but there are two parachutes left, Jonathan took my school bag"
On top of the world...in front of the crowd
Posted: at 26-06-2012 07:10 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
mexiboku at 27-06-2012 10:06 AM (12 years ago) (f)
so wetin u wan make i do now laff?u de mad
Posted: at 27-06-2012 10:06 AM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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