Hypothetic And Realistic

Date: 19-03-2009 12:40 pm (15 years ago) | Author: Stanley N. E
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- at 19-03-2009 12:40 PM (15 years ago)
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Size1/2  came home from school and his homework assignment was to find out what the difference was between hypothetically and realistically... so he asked his dad.

His dad(G-Rewire) said, "Well, go ask your mom(Sillyjoker) if she would sleep with the mail man for $1,000,000.

He went and asked and came back and said, "She said yes".

"Well", said the dad, "Go ask your Tom-boy sister(Kristiantus) the same question."

He did and came back and said,
"She said yes."

And the dad said, "Now go ask your brother(Dosche) the same thing."

He did and came back and said, "He said yes too!"

And the dad said, "Well hypothetically we're sitting on three million dollars, realistically we're living with 2 wh*res and a fag!"

Posted: at 19-03-2009 12:40 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
- d_man at 19-03-2009 01:30 PM (15 years ago)
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hehehe..strip..y u pickin on pipo lik diz na?..iz nat kool man
Posted: at 19-03-2009 01:30 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- stripod102 at 19-03-2009 01:35 PM (15 years ago)
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NO PITY THOSE YEYE PPLE JOO...DEM 2 DEY MAKE EMPTY MOUTH....SAY DEM BE DRUG ADDICT!!
Posted: at 19-03-2009 01:35 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Gwhy at 19-03-2009 01:38 PM (15 years ago)
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Leave am,im 2 no get sense lik omatshèpè
n 4 ur info even d original version of dis tin tite pas wetin u post morova it has been
POSTED B 1Million
ewu
Posted: at 19-03-2009 01:38 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 19-03-2009 01:45 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Gwhy on 19-03-2009 01:38 PM
Leave am,im 2 no get sense lik omatshèpè
n 4 ur info even d original version of dis tin tite pas wetin u post morova it has been
POSTED B 1Million
ewu
Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
him no know say dem don post am 1billion times..... abeg me i don swear say i no get anytin to do with mad people.... and moreover, shey bed don finish for KPC (kolo people clinic).... what about mazi, we need dat him agbo for dis kin people.... nwaikpe ewu.... obuko.... hmmmmm him dey smell....
Posted: at 19-03-2009 01:45 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- Gwhy at 19-03-2009 01:53 PM (15 years ago)
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Aro dey there na,
or Yaba esp 4 omatshèpè cs im own don critical Tripod stand own jst start so we fit stil tak am go Kpc
Posted: at 19-03-2009 01:53 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 19-03-2009 01:55 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Gwhy on 19-03-2009 01:53 PM
Aro dey there na,
or Yaba esp 4 omatshèpè cs im own don critical Tripod stand own jst start so we fit stil tak am go Kpc
chieee.... i pity dat guy.... chieeee.... o ma se oooo....
Posted: at 19-03-2009 01:55 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- Gwhy at 19-03-2009 02:05 PM (15 years ago)
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Na so we c am o.
Posted: at 19-03-2009 02:05 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 19-03-2009 02:12 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Gwhy on 19-03-2009 02:05 PM
Na so we c am o.
hope say two of dem never bite anybodi for dis room? olorun oba jo, ma je ki were bu mi je.... aahha o ma se ooooo....
Posted: at 19-03-2009 02:12 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- Gwhy at 19-03-2009 02:17 PM (15 years ago)
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I 4lo join Amin o
Posted: at 19-03-2009 02:17 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- stripod102 at 19-03-2009 02:29 PM (15 years ago)
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WONDERS SHALL NEVA END...SO MAD PPLE DO PRAY SHA...Huh?? I NO KNW OOO
Posted: at 19-03-2009 02:29 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Kristiantus at 19-03-2009 02:30 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Gwhy on 19-03-2009 02:17 PM
I 4lo join Amin o
Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
chieee.... una go kill nmadu for dis place ooooooo Grin Grin Grin Chinekenna saviour your children... hahaha Grin Grin
Posted: at 19-03-2009 02:30 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- Doshe at 19-03-2009 02:34 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: stripod102 on 19-03-2009 02:29 PM
WONDERS SHALL NEVA END...SO MAD PPLE DO PRAY SHA...Huh?? I NO KNW OOO

U day use confidence day mumu i neva c ur type b4 MCHEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Posted: at 19-03-2009 02:34 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 19-03-2009 02:37 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Doshe on 19-03-2009 02:34 PM
Quote from: stripod102 on 19-03-2009 02:29 PM
WONDERS SHALL NEVA END...SO MAD PPLE DO PRAY SHA...Huh?? I NO KNW OOO

U day use confidence day mumu i neva c ur type b4 MCHEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
doshe, leave the mumu guy alone..... imagine dis mumu dey flex muscle with woman, and still dey fell...
Posted: at 19-03-2009 02:37 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- Gwhy at 19-03-2009 02:42 PM (15 years ago)
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.Stripod kolo don enta Gear 2
Posted: at 19-03-2009 02:42 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Doshe at 19-03-2009 02:47 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Gwhy on 19-03-2009 02:42 PM
.Stripod kolo don enta Gear 2

no u re wrong on dis 1 his kolo na automatic.
Posted: at 19-03-2009 02:47 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 19-03-2009 02:53 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Doshe on 19-03-2009 02:47 PM
Quote from: Gwhy on 19-03-2009 02:42 PM
.Stripod kolo don enta Gear 2

no u re wrong on dis 1 his kolo na automatic.
chieeee.... check the guy out now:
Posted: at 19-03-2009 02:53 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- stripod102 at 19-03-2009 02:55 PM (15 years ago)
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BIRD'S OF SME FEDAR "DONKEY DON SEE CHIMANZEE HIE MOUTH OPEN BEGIN DEY COMOT SMOKE" DEM CON GO CALL THEIR PAPA "THE GREATEST-REWIRE" NA WU WAN BEAT?Huh?
AS 4U DONKEY U DON TYPE UR SACK LETTER FINISH ABI?Huh? BY 2MORROW U GO DEY SEE MONY STEAL BROWSE AGAIN...///// MUMU INC@DONKEY MONKEY
Posted: at 19-03-2009 02:55 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- size1 at 19-03-2009 02:59 PM (15 years ago)
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watchin
Posted: at 19-03-2009 02:59 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 19-03-2009 02:59 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: stripod102 on 19-03-2009 02:55 PM
BIRD'S OF SME FEDAR "DONKEY DON SEE CHIMANZEE HIE MOUTH OPEN BEGIN DEY COMOT SMOKE" DEM CON GO CALL THEIR PAPA "THE GREATEST-REWIRE" NA WU WAN BEAT?Huh?
AS 4U DONKEY U DON TYPE UR SACK LETTER FINISH ABI?Huh? BY 2MORROW U GO DEY SEE MONY STEAL BROWSE AGAIN...///// MUMU INC@DONKEY MONKEY
chimpazee see your pix now:
Posted: at 19-03-2009 02:59 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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