Driver tries to be smart

Date: 02-07-2012 5:47 pm (12 years ago) | Author: akeem saliu
- at 2-07-2012 05:47 PM (12 years ago)
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A White Man visited
Nigeria for the first time
and was taken round the
city of abuja by A taxi driver.
They drove past an
edifice that looked like
the World Trade Centre.
The white man said;
Wow! This building is
awesome. How long did
he take them to build it?.
The taxi driver replied; 3 years
sir.
The white man said;
That’s too long. In my country, It takes just 6
months to build
something like this.
They drove past a Mega
Mall and the white man
said; Now this is what I
call Magnificent! How long
does it take to build this
one?.
The taxi driver at this time trying
to be more impressive
replied; 4 months sir.
That’s too bad. In my country, It takes just 2
months to build
something like this.
They finally drove past
the 60,000 capacity
National Stadium and the
white man was
awestruck.
He said;
Excellent! World
class! How long does it
take to build this?.
The taxi driver replied; Oga,
As I was coming this morning,
it was not there
o!

Posted: at 2-07-2012 05:47 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
- zeigbo at 2-07-2012 06:37 PM (12 years ago)
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HAhahahahahahaha nice 1

Posted: at 2-07-2012 06:37 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- ExpertTbright at 2-07-2012 07:20 PM (12 years ago)
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 Undecided

Posted: at 2-07-2012 07:20 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- princyboy at 2-07-2012 07:57 PM (12 years ago)
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Lol
Posted: at 2-07-2012 07:57 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- at 2-07-2012 08:48 PM (12 years ago)
Quote from: zeigbo on  2-07-2012 06:37 PM
HAhahahahahahaha nice 1

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morning, afternoon , night , even for sleep ,247
you dey dring you na fly?
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Posted: at 2-07-2012 08:48 PM (12 years ago) |
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- Stech at 2-07-2012 10:13 PM (12 years ago)
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Posted: at 2-07-2012 10:13 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- ExpertTbright at 3-07-2012 05:47 AM (12 years ago)
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 Lips Sealed

Posted: at 3-07-2012 05:47 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- michaeloil at 3-07-2012 12:45 PM (12 years ago)
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Posted: at 3-07-2012 12:45 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- ExpertTbright at 3-07-2012 01:05 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: michaeloil on  3-07-2012 12:45 PM
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Angry beta

Posted: at 3-07-2012 01:05 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- ANELEEVEREST at 3-07-2012 01:12 PM (12 years ago)
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Posted: at 3-07-2012 01:12 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Cinnicc at 3-07-2012 04:36 PM (12 years ago)
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- jossy4reall at 3-07-2012 08:50 PM (12 years ago)
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Posted: at 3-07-2012 08:50 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- sarah2sexy at 3-07-2012 09:13 PM (12 years ago)
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- terryworld at 5-07-2012 06:21 PM (12 years ago)
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hehehe 9ja no dey cari last

Posted: at 5-07-2012 06:21 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- ExpertTbright at 6-07-2012 10:17 PM (12 years ago)
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okries

Posted: at 6-07-2012 10:17 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- kimzi at 7-07-2012 03:57 PM (12 years ago)
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tanx to dose complimenting ma joke and dose p4lass continue more grace 2 ur elbow
Posted: at 7-07-2012 03:57 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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